Americans do celebrate easter. We go on egg hunts with candy inside, and sometimes get gifts in egg baskets

Americans do celebrate easter. We go on egg hunts with candy inside, and sometimes get gifts in egg baskets.

Why does the rest of the world think we don't?

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Nice proxy.

Easter?

soooo where's Jesus in all of those eggs

Sup Forums bans proxies, as I'm sure you know.
Yes, Easter. The time when the Easter Bunny comes to give us eggs.
He's not. It's a time of family, eggs, and chocolate.

please believe me, we really do celebrate easter

please stop bullying us

We do like 30 of this

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Where are the bunnies?

Esa mezquita es aquí?

Basically this

WTF this isn't easter
Jesus isn't even in Easter, he's in Christmas!

Don't forget about the KKK

thats pagam shit
a la par de la torre del reformador
Your easter is not spirutual and its shit
we like purple

WTF THIS IS NOT EASTER
GTFO WITH YOUR KKK CROSS PARADE THING

we have all of them and more

THIS IS WHAT EASTER IS ABOUT

NOT THE KKK

>Jesus isn't even in Easter, he's in Christmas!

Pooland what do you do for easter? you are very catholic

i know this is a joke but im gonna make it into amerigan bear anyway

Sitting in the temple for hours surrounded by comatosed people like it's fucking funeral.
Then stuffing our stomachs with extremely greasy food, getting an ulcer and calling the ambulance.
Possibly getting into fights over irrelevant bullshit like should homemade bread have poppy seeds on it so everything is in accordance with everyone's traditional comfort zone.

When I was like 10 I took a slice of meat, put it on a slice of bread and started casually eating and my mother started screaming and crying that I behave like it's fucking mcdonald's because apparently nothing can be convenient here.

this

Jesus that sounds awful, are you drepressed?

here ester bunny only gib us mämmi

No (at least i don't think so), i just think tradition is not an intrinsic value. To the contracy - it encourages you to not think and sheepeshly follow others even if they are blatantly wrong.

dear god what the fuck is that

hownew.ru

Halloween = ghosts, zombies
Christmas = Jesus and Santa
Easter = Easter Bunny

It's another case of non-Americans pretending to be retarded, but they are legitimately retarded, but they use shitposting to cover up the fact that they are retarded, so they aren't actually retarded.

But they really are retarded.