Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring into mordor?

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring into mordor?

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More importantly, how did this savage know what a menu is?

Why didn't Schultz just shake his dirty hands for you when it was the last time they spoke as friends really jesus christ

Why didn't Tulkas just come over and kick Sauron's ass?

Why didnt Frodo tell Gandalf to fuck off when he put the most dangerous weapon in all Middle Earth in his inexperienced and frightened hands?

Why didn't they just bury the ring in the ground far away somewhere?

Why didn't Optimus Prime transform into a Nimitiz Class Aircraft Carrier instead of a lame struck?

how did wormtongue kill Saruman when he isnt actually human but is a spirit sent to Middle Earth?

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Why did the galaxy's best and most technologically advanced army get BTFO by teddy bears?

Return of the King was in 2003. You have been asking this question for 13 years. I think it's about time you sailed off into the west.

No

this. or just drop it in the ocean a long way from land.

Our task here is finished.
It's time to stop posting Frodo.

Because he would be useless on land

The had the element of surprise

Because the ring would will some miner to accidentally dig it up.

I think the problem with this solution is that it's temporary. Let's not forget that super natural shit is normal as fuck on Arda. The ring had a mind of its own and would have eventually been found even if it was dropped in the deepest ocean

It wanted to be found, so someone would find it. Or the one who hid it would break and seek it.
Also it would still exist, preserving Sauron's power.

The Istaris are incarnate spirits, subject to mortal weaknesses

Why does Frodo see Sauron when wearing the Ring but Bilbo doesn't?

Because the Ring Wraiths would have fucked their shit up son, and the all seeing eye would have probably blasted them with some nasty magic.

it was just in a little pond and it took 1000 years or something to get found.

while not ideal it would be a pretty effective stop-gap.

Why didn't Gandalf just use his magic to send the ring to space?

The word is an word, over 2000 years old so it's not that farfetched that he would know it

Why the trolls can speak in The Hobbit but can't in Lord of the Rings?

He doesn't see sauron as a result of him putting the ring on

They can but never have the opportunity to

The Tounge of Orc is not an easy understandable one

After destroying the ring, why does Frodo leave Middle Earth? Couldn't he just settle down and live a happy life in the Shire? I don't get it why he felt the need to go with the elves, unlike Bilbo, he wasn't dying.

Why didn't Dumbledore just buy a gun and shoot Voldemort?

He was dying. The ring had corrupted his soul so he could never find peace

Why the orcs have the word "menu" in their vocabulary? Are there restaurants in Mordor? Where do they even find food anyway, all of Mordor are just fiery wastelands.

Frodo never saw Sauron from putting on the ring.

Hobbit movies are beyond redemption.

Because he wanted to.

They do have restaurants in middle-earth, pubs too.

2/3 of middle-earth is lush and civilised

they're cannibals

Cause the Eagles don't interfere in the affairs of Middle-Earth. They helped Gandalf in Two Towers as a favor because he is like an angel sent to protect Middle-Earth.

Why didn't the Nazgûl have flying mounts to begin with? Wouldn't it be easier to find Frodo if they were searching for him in the air?

A little pond has fewer options than a deep ocean. There are many creatures that could be manipulated by the Ring or utilized or possessed. The biggest thing in a pond can be a minnow.

Because eagles can't wear rings you doofus

>he wasn't dying
Of course he was. It would take his whole life but he would have died nontheless

Because they're not eagles. They're a race of creatures indifferent to the plight of men. They have their own agenda and only intervene when it suits them.

They couldn't detect the dude when he was hiding right next to them in the forest.

Why did Sauron make his all powerful weapon a ring? Wouldn't be more clever to make something harder to steal/destroy like maybe a glove, a helmet, or his armor itself? Or maybe even a sword, that would be cooler.

The wraiths wanted to be covert and not alarm anyone

Because Sauron had grown in power over that time.

Why did anyone listen to someone called Wormtongue in the first place?

They could detect him but they couldn't see him since they were blind

Sauron's power had nothing to do with it

Anybody know where I can find the Japanese dub for LOTR? Me and some mates want to watch it because it sounds hilarious

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Why did Legolas shoot Wormtongue down on the top of Orthanc when Theoden clearly offered his support to Grima to reunite with the Rohirrim?

The ring is part of Sauron. Of course it's linked to his power you moron. That's the whole fucking reason he wants it back. The stronger he grows, the more he can sense it.

He made the rings of power while under a disguise to control the lords of Middle Earth. While he wore the One Ring, he could control the other wearers. The elves and the dwarves realised what was happening before they could be corrupted, but the Nine kings of Men were two power hungry and fell under Sauron

Because Wormtongue just murdered Saruman in front of them.

He himself doesn't 'sense' the ring, unless someone else puts it on.

Who are you responding to? Sauron's power had nothing to do with Frodo "seeing" him

How were Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli able to run and chase the Tooks for three days without no sleep, no rest, or food?

Peak physical fitness

Well yeah, he can sense the ring when it's power is used.

He couldn't do that in his earlier weaker form hiding in Dol Guldur. At least thats's how Jackson portrayed Tolkien's world.

I dont think elves get tired that fast, Aragorn was mythical masterace king and Gimli from sheer willpower and good breeding

they werent fat NEETs

>thinking a sword would be a cooler evil object than a ring that corrupts whoever wears it

Pleb

The real question

Why wasn't there blood pumping out of Frodo's finger like a crazy fountain, when Gollum bit it off?

The elves were magical creatures and the dwarves were creatures that had incredible resilience and endurance

The equation is wrong

They ran out of water long ago.. His blood was probably a thick sludge at that point.

I think in the books they slept for a tiny bit I don't remember though

Look for me on the big day

Why weren't any people of color in Lord of the Rings? Was Peter Jackson racist?

Blood squirting out is actually a myth unless you hit a main artery also Frodo was tourniqueting his finger

Why didnt they just take the ring to Top earth? Sauron wouldn't be able to reach it.

The easterlings were poc

Because woodelves are the white trash of elves

inb4 he is not a woodelf, he has clearly assimilated to their trashy slav-finnic culture

>story written by a european about a mythological prehistory europe is dominantly european

Kek

This is glorious.

Actually, good point
If they took the ring to the Undying Lands what would happen?

Are you saying a bunch of savages would btfo the american army if they had the element of surprise?

How do you not hit a main artery when you cut off the entire finger?

hes actually happy that his best friend mēæt is back, and hes calling over his buds œnthemenieu and boyze.

>Looks like Mēæt's back! œnthemenieu! boyze!

Because it's literally 3019 in the Third Age, shitlord.

Here is another one for your collection.

How come Rosey Cotton married Sam? He is as beta as it gets, couldn't she find a Chad Hobbit or something instead?

There aren't any main arteries in your finger

Their boat would sink on they way there

And they wouldnt be allowed in with it anyway

And finally, Sauron would probably build a fleet of steamships in a hundred years and invade it with cannons and mortar

doing this is never funny

Why does the Balrog have wings when it couldn't possibly fly?

Because aircraft carriers are obsolete due to Chinese and Russian anti-ship missiles

Don't the Valar live there? Surely they could destroy it

DONT

Why didn't the orcs just rape Merry and Pippin?

They probably wont, for reasons not understandable to mortals

>literally went to hell and back
>beta

Not even orcs are gay in middle earth, not even as a power thing

They didn't have enough mana probably

Uh, you dont get to bring Mellons

Gandalf.. Whats the nigger word for food?

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Why didn't Sauron just build a wall at the entrance to Mt Doom?

he was a cuck