Secrets thread go!

Secrets thread go!

> my car fongered mom seat in the back

bump

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

I've masturbated to the french politician Jean Lassale

a true fag

if a girl i'm with weighs more than 120 lbs, it's almost impossible for me to get a boner

wat

I secretly love my ex gf and thinking about her every time and i lie when i Say that i never Think of her

who me or him

both

true

i want to buy more disposable enemas but i don't want my mom to find out. they come in big boxes of many of them so it'll be hard to hide.

that fucking schnozz tho

buy the reusable one with the heavy rubber bottle. it's multi-purpose

hmm... is it big and hard to conceal in a purse?

Welcome new friend

quite

Secretly want to bang my coworker but she has a bf

>long time ago.
>be 23.
>have sister.
>she sleeps with me.
>parents asleep.
>have sex on floor like in video related.
>masturbate to memories now.
>(video not us)
>the end.

Why you want so many enemas?
>Butt sex cleansing, or:
> eating disorder

Currently flirting over text with a girl that has a boyfriend. We're arranging a date soon. I don't give a fuck about the ethics of it

Do you talk?
Or has it driven a wedge between you

i frequent Sup Forums

I really, really want to fuck my niece. Neither of us are underage, mind you. I'm actually considering planting a hidden camera to record her undressing.

>mfw

>Do you talk?

yes of course. on the phone or when i see her.

>wedge.

no. not at all. everything is normal.

aww...

Since a long time ago I've wanted a 7/10 or 8/10 to lock my dick up and milk my cock like a veterinarian

assturbation.

also how are enemas used in the context of an eating disorder?

veterinarian?

it's a heavy water bottle. i used to fill it with hot water to ease back tension and sit/lay on it. but the plug can be traded for a hose attachment. you can choose a douche or enema tip to attach to the hose. it's a much better option than being limited to a squeeze bottle of salt water

How old was she?

when im alone, i cry and masturbate incessantly because i dont know how to handle my emotions

Restrained on all fours, medical type garb, clinical atmosphere.
iktf, not the crying but the masturbating

if grill, what's your phone number?

i see... thank you so much!

For Vendett

When I get bored I go on websites and find numbers for hookers and just fuck with them and waste their time all night

totalmente legal en aquellos años tio.

Ive been dating my gf for a year telling her i love her and intend to marry her and im also a closet sissy faggot

I hope I never see her again

Tell her about it slowly over time. She wont run off either that or live a lie

a lot of incest when i was younger and in high school i convinced my gf to let our dog eat her out while i watched

Thanks user wasnt expecting advice lol

>be me
>19
>be on vacation with my cousin and her family like every year
>a befriended family of them comes aswell
>smell my cousins socks and panties like every year
>the other family arrives
>they have a 10yr old daughter
>mfw I see her little socked feet
>hnnngggg.jpg
>wait for them to leave the house
>go to her room and smell those socks and panties
>best smell in the world
>jerk it off while sniffing
>one of the biggest loads in my life
>they come back
>rub her feet after she was skiing
>cuddle with her
Pretty good holidays for me I would say.

the interwebs are full of literature that will teach her the proper care and feeding of a little closet sissy faggot.

I cheat on my girlfriend everyday and only two of my closest friends know and I guess the girl who is friends with my girlfriend as well.

when I told my dentist that I brush my teeth every day I was lying

You monster

I dropped and apple.

I lost most of my memory. I pretend I didnt so I wouldnt have to be in a hospital. I hide and keep busy so nobody suspects a thing. I just smile and agree to whatever