Does anyone recognize what the fuck this is...

Does anyone recognize what the fuck this is? The little shit has been nibbling at the cord to my headphones for the past 10 minutes, and I still can't figure out if its an ant, or a beetle. Currently in southern Arizona...pic very related.

Oddly looks like a bee with its wings plucked, maybe some variety of velvet ant. dont let it bite you unless you want blinding pain...or not..

Don't fuk in know but they called Cummies bc when they on you, you go hnggggg intensely and spasm

might be a "velvet ant", which is actually a form of wingless wasp. See if it will sting you, to be sure, or google for info.

weird ass velvet ant if it is one...here's another pic

Capture it.
Call it Boris The Spider.
Feed it cables.

Roll for this

I released it into the wild, where it can be with its cable-fucking bretheren

That's pretty cute

if someone gets trips try to get it to bite you

>dat filename

Guys I have bad news...I went back in the garage to find the bug, and it committed seppuku in a dish of water we leave out for the cat :(

Have you tried asking >>>/ani/ they may know what exactly it is.

viking funeral anyone?

NOOOOOOOOO!!! BORIS!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!
Goodbye, my friend..

Yes.

Be sure to play the who during the ceremony.

its a longicorn beetle (cerambycidae)
no spider, no wasp, just a beetle

Boris the Longicorn Beetle just doesn't roll off the tongue.

I miss him already ;_;

You liar. You killed him didn't you

I will cry for boris every day of my life

he died a glorious death
may he rip in pepperonis

May his cable-fucking soul journey swift to Valhalla.
Like the nidhoggr before him, he chewed at the root of the world tree

Boris will live on in our hearts. #Never Forget

DO IT

TIEM STAMP

We call this a cap. beetle or CB for short.
It's harmless.

We will miss you boris may you rest in peace.

P.S. it's venom is used in numbing agents most dentists use.

Killer bee

You're going to die

RUN

can you give me the taxonomic name of it?
couldnt find out what kind of species it might be

Bugs can hold their breath for like 2 days

He was still alive you murderer

I cri evry tim

boris, sweet boris, u will be missed... goodbye

goodnight sweet prince

Take it out of the water you placed it in. Let it dry off and set it free.

I will never forgetti, may you rest in spaghetti

F, See you in the next life buddy

press a diamond from its remains!

eat him

Isn't it this one?

it was...

Holy fuck this thread is still going?

Here's another picture of Boris while he/she was not kill...AND NO! I DID NOT DROWN THE DAMN BEETLE!! This isn't a conspiracy people

nope

YOU LIE

OP, Boris appears to have been a kind of checkered beetle, like Enoclerus quadrisignatus, which are native to the area.

THIS

that's definitely it! Congrats on figuring out what in the fuck Boris is...or was...if only he was alive to thank you.

Then why does the FBI still refuse to release the documents regarding his mysterious death to the public? Reeks more like conspiracy than 9/11

You tards realise your mourning a fucking ant

Put it outside gently bro. Please do not harm the animal. It is probably sacred sick and lost as fuck. Be gentle.

His name was Boris, you cocksucker.

You don't belong here

Thisfamalamaslamanam.newfag

Look, there ain't no conspiracy! Just because Boris and I met behind closed doors, and just because Boris tragically died after he refused to stop that whole crazy Russian investigation, DOESN'T mean I killed him! Sad!

Boris was clearly a beetle.

Like, how do you even get your animals mixed up like that?

Rest in peace you sweet little prince ;__;

He said its not a Conspiracy.

That means it IS an Conspiracy... why else woud anyone say something like this.

Beetles and ants arent animals tho

just like NiggNoggs

>Animalia, motherfucker

Linnaeus would weep at your faggotry

Holy trips don't lie

Rip beetle boi. May boris munch cables in heaven. ;-;

They classified as inects, you beta fags always have to get technical dont you

>this thread
i miss boris :(

Someone gotta screen cap this shit I,m on my tablet

[zalgo]touch it with your penis [/zalgo]

[s]ffs[/s]

So this is the crowd of Sup Forums at 3:36 am on a Sat Night

Instead of out partying with frens or getting pussy. You niggers are on here mourning the death of a Russian ant named Boris. For fuck sake

>you niggers

You are referring to yourself as well, my negro.

Hey fuck you buddy your here too

lulz

Just got off work and come to this shit..
Guess I'll cry myself to sleep.
Did you notify his next of kin?

Hey it's 11:47am on a Sunday here. Not all us fags are grieving the beautiful boris at night

Lol this is funny thread

Let it bite you then become a superhero

Looks like some kind of ground wasp. They exist. I know.

Dude we can see the tweezers....

Dubs of truth, OP has been caught in the act of assassinating Boris!

Yeah this thing is cuteness overload

Why you do thing like that ?
I hope one day someone burn you alive too. Who you are to judge anyone and kill living thing ? Go fuck yourself. I hope you die in nextweek

Ok sorry i dont read the thing was die before. Sorry bro but i hate so much animal torture i was on fire when i scroll and see him burned. Really sorry for bad words i just say of you

I dont think so
you clearly can see the hardened elytron
wasps dont have those, beetles do.-

Boris was a very old girl. Died of natural causes -
ingesting plastic and water.

that's how I wanna go out

can someone screencap this

the balad of boris

>user finds new species
>Possible extra terrestrial Traveller
>Possible cure for cancer
>Drows and burns it with lighter fluid

It's your cats fault it must pay

No one will mourn you fagot #littlelives matter

woh woh slow dwn there timmy! The cat did nothing wrong... maybe the headphones's rubbery compounds made Boris halucinate or something.

Boris wouldn't have wanted you be sad. Be free and happy, anons. Do it for Boris.

do you even fucking know how to speak? you worthless piece of non american shit....

You people cannot tell a beetle from a fucking ant? You never played outside with bugs when you were kids?!

I just wanna know why a fucking bug was DRINKING ELECTRICITY THROUGH A WIRE... HOLY FUCK THEY'RE EVOLVING

posting in ebin thread

WOKE DONT CHOKE 2017

>calls us tards

>your
>your
>your

How long can they be on fire for?

See you in Valhalla friend

Why do the best die young

>arizona
Maybe it's a wingless wasp species.