I turn 21 in 6 days my dude

i turn 21 in 6 days my dude
>as a person with no friends and no money
What do i do?

sell weed and shrooms to white people. if you dont get friends from that , you'll still have money and your own business

Maybe Buy alcohol or drugs?

i cant afford anythign to sell.
Im more worried about other things to do with money anyways.
Also dont know any dealers around me, and finding dealers is sketchy as hell.

>Posting your address on Sup Forums
>On Sup Forums of all places

Kill yourself !!! Do it user

Yeah no, i thought about that.
Too bad its like 3 addresses old at this point.

posted it to make someone excited that they doxxed me/i doxxed myself

i would love to buy alcohol or drugs, but im poor as hell right now.

Not RIGHT now. too much silly shit to see before i do that.

The same thing I did: sleep until 2 pm and then Sup Forums all day!

kill yourself with your machete

man that sounds so sad.
Im sorry.

Holy fuck thats old. Must be from my myspace or something. Damn i think i was like 14-15
I look like such an edgy person.

Meh I hate birthdays anyway
I also don't drink or smoke so that was off the table

I hope you look better now

What a faggot

he doesnt

ehh thats debatable. im alot less chubby now.
Not sayin im not still overweight, but im comfortable with myself.

Leave the USA, you dumbfuck.

PayPal and I'll shoot u 500 to party/b/to. I used to be poorfag and never celebrate birthdays. Well I still don't but that's bc Im used to it hahaha. Anyways happy early birthday annon

Shitty personal army request denied

Id and timestamp on the PayPal account so I know it's u

well shit, it cant hurt to try.
[email protected]

i dont expect anything but cyberfuckery, however it would make my goddamn month

ID

...

prepping my digital anus for the cyber rape thats about to occur.

Question:whats your sexuality?
Follow up question if gay or bi:can i suck your dick?

Not gay or bi.
Thanks for the offer though, always a good self esteem upper, even if its not my cup of tea.

Meh I can seeyour address better on the first pic. Thanks annon

217 windy Lane.

haha thats fine.
Youll be messing with some old people who live there now.
Its an old ID, im not THAT goddamn stupid.

It's ok Dalton. Don't worry

Your welcome

If you think your creepin me out, its not working.
Ive told Sup Forums far more accurate and recent info.
INCLUDING my name.

I honestly dont give a shit what happens dude. it might make life interesting for a minute.

Oh shit. Nice trips

Ayyyyyyy

thanks my dude.

ITT: people trying to freak out someone who literally doesn't care if he dies right now.

>fuck that dude that lives there now
>27 Large 9 topping pizzas

Dalton Mosher...

Thats actually funny thinking of their reaction over that.

Oh no, my last name.. Im shaking..

this isnt my first time posting by a long shot.
Your giving me info that ive already openly told alot of Sup Forums its just funny to think how badass you feel over this.

Confirmed NYPA.

gtfo dude, unless you have a much better reason than "he fucked my bitch and I'm a mad little cuck"

Anyways, if anyone WOULD acutually wanna donate to my party fund. Im open to it.
Im super poor and just want a good party, else i wouldnt even have posted my paypal.

b-but i timestamped and everything.
I dont understand.

>27 Large 9 topping pizzas
are you 12?

cool place

my basement?
Its alright but kinda shitty for prolonged periods.

how so?

pirate the shit out of some movies

its about the size of a jail cell.
So spending long periods in here without human contact gets you into the 'going insane' mindset.
Its nice and all, but its very small, and hidden away. Makes me feel less human or something.

Bro we have the bday id crack one open with you but oh well

Got that covered my dude
>probably gonna binge rick and morty for the 5th time.

Same b-day?
Fun fact- know who elses bday was on 6/16?
Fuckin Tupac Shakor.

Start a discord channel and watch it quickly turn to shit

already have a basement OP discord, its kinda lame.

Yes my dude tupac, in highschool there was like 2 other kids with the same bday which was cool. On the other hand every time 6/16 rolled around everyone was like hbd tupac and never hbd user.

Have you watched any Bojack Horseman?

Bojack is fucking amazing
some of the quotes to that show encapsulate my feels so good.

"it gets easier... But you gotta do it everyday, thats the hard part... But it gets easier"
or
"When your wearing rose tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like flags"

im surprised the "cool doxxing haxxors" sifted out so quickly.

I think he's actually trapped in a basement and this post was a cry for help...

Nice dub - dubs

In a metaphorical way. kinda. This is kinda on point.
>im dead inside.

I've only seen the first season. I was very surprised how good that show out to be once the first 6 episodes were over.

What did you have going on last birthday?

It's usually shit these days, you have maybe one or two computer literate fags browsing.

I accidentally posted some doxable information a while ago and all I got was some gay, old ass photos of my house from like 1980

Go on a stabbing spree. Its the american thing to do.

last birthday i moved into this basement and lost contact with all my friends.

This birthday is supposed to be good, atleast drunk. But i fear ill probably spend it in my basement alone and boozeless due to lack of friends and money.

Keep watching that bojack though. its amazing.

Yeah i got ACTUALLY doxxed like 2 years ago when i posted. Ive sense become way better at being not retarded. Also, the fact i dont care much about myself helps.

Britfag detected

Isnt it the london thing to do now?

bump of boredom

dafuq man, do you live under a bridge? what's up with your fuckin walls?

its a basement.
Its breezeblocks because they gotta hold up a house dawg.

Last bump ill do.
Just trying to kill time/sate feels.

weren't you going to kill yourself like 5 times already, god dude make up your mind already.

ive never came here with the whole
"im going to kill myself Sup Forums" shit

Ive posted a few times while i was down.

i dont have much concern for my life, but i dont want it to end RIGHT now.

Join the military

no thanks, i dont like dick.

Get a fidget spinner, wear fedora, start to vape, get a book named "god delusion", hate god and other people because you are not a winner but it's not your fault, become angry as a hulk and run faster than sonic the nignog... profit!

get a job and you'll have both.
also, a man with a good job easily becomes eligibile for dating

Refer to Im not about to go all faglord.

Decided to make a go-fund me anyways, try to get SOMETHING to celebrate on.

Classic faggot in denial