Your girlfriend comes into your house slams you against a wall punches you right in the face and tells you "you ARE...

Your girlfriend comes into your house slams you against a wall punches you right in the face and tells you "you ARE going to have a ffm threesome with me and this is who we are doing it with" and shows you this picture

What would you do?

i wouldn't stay with anybody that punches me

First thing I'd want to know is when she started taking steroids.

Return swift reciprocal justice and punch her squarely in the face.

This is a possible reality in the mind of a typical 13yo boy btard.

Shut up bitch i am watching gilmore girls

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comply because I have a sub fetish

>I'd agree to it.
>Then I'd tie her up for the 3way and tell her that me and her friend are going to use her as a little fuck toy (she loves that shit. Super sub/loves being tied down)
>Now that she's tied up, I mercilessly fuck her friend in front of her.
>I don't give her a single inch of dick.
>She's kissed at this point, but >I'm great at tying her up, so she can do nothing more than struggle and glare.
>Bust a nut deep inside her friend.
>Tell her 'next time you ask nicely like a good slave'
>Then I wake up and remember I wasn't good enough. She left.
>At this point the constant dull ache in my chest becomes over whelming and I start to sob.
>Fall back to sleep wishing she'd either come back or that I had the balls to kill myself. It's been 2yrs and I'm still slowly crumbling apart on the inside.
>Last thought as I cry myself back to sleep - 'Maybe tomorrow will be better. Maybe I won't wake up this time.'

wtf

Hypothetical, I'm not a snowflake like you.

Wake up

This

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Break up with her wtf

Same fucking difference he just doesn't belong here

Divorce the slut. I aint catching disease from a stranger.

Wonder who this abusive person is, why she's in my house, and why I'm apparently dating her.

This

Punch girlfriend in her fucking face until she passes out, tie her to a chair, call the girl and fuck her in front of gf, epic win.
No bitch punches me without consequences.

Ow the edge

God damn, you're tough as fuck, aintcha?

I'd say "alright, no need to punch me"
Then fuck em both, and leave her

Worse, I'm married.
I'd still probably have reacted this way when I was single though, but it's so much easier to envision this with the wife.

Id say bitch all you needed to do was ask nicely

>everyone ignoring the fact bitch has disgusting matted up hair

>implying that makes any difference at all

Just imagine how many shots of cum it took to do that

Zero to be exact. It did take a shit tonne of time and bees wax

>he doesn't make fun of ugly dreadlocks sluts by asking them how many loads?

>hiss violently
>activate defense mechanism
>spew diarrhea all over walls
>have body rocking orgasm from the poopoo
>if she wants my cum she'll have to scrape it from the walls
>"clean this up"
>go on Sup Forums and fap to traps