ITT we all are at the same designated shitting street

>ITT we all are at the same designated shitting street.

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>breathes in through nose
>dies

great thread OP.

"hey Paku, is it true Manu was kicked in the face by a donkey?"

*as i wipe my shitty ass i glance over at Walu*

"I dont know Walu, i think Manu kicked his donkey in the face"

*Walu smells his fingers after wiping and i think nothing of it*

"You may be right Paku" he nods.
"Am i ever not right Walu?" i suggest as i pile our shit napkins together beside our very authentic smelling house

When we hi-five it looks like someone walking through a muddy puddle.

Kekekekek

India is a superpower! You dumb fuck!
We have space program!

What are you going to launch into space?

Poo?

Oh shit.

They shit and piss right in the streets., most disgusting place I have ever been

These threads are cancer

indian detected

They all have their pants up over their cocks. Why? Every single time I take a shit, I end up pissing.

you can't poo without pee, but you can pee without poo.
strange, eh?

How do they shit without pissing in their pants?

dude in gray always keeps a souvenir from his shits.
imagine how the inside of his jacket looks like. *barf*

sometimes if i really need to take a shit, i have to struggle to keep it in while im takin a piss

poo works as rocket propellant, not that good as industrial stuff, but it's cheap and not *that* bad.
so indians shoot their shit into space, yes.

but you can consciously close behind and open front.
not possible the other way.

I admit I laughed

>wat u say mother foker, son of bitch basterd bitch!??

you have to hold it until you get to the designated pissing street

Poo in loo pahjeet

>Shitting streets are a thing

what made you think not?
you ever had a pajeet talk to you, or smelled one?
what made you think they were normal people, and not with stuffed nose because of the smell?

Almost half of India's population defecates outside of toilets.

On your mark...
get set..

Something I am unclear on: who is responsible for designating shitting streets? Could I live on a designated non-shitting street and one day find it has been designated a shitting stree?

people shitting on your street would be the least of your concerns living there.

why no inside the toilet?

Okay, who raped the woman on the bus?

superstition. it dates back hundreds of years. an old Indian legend of a man who brought plumbing to India. legend has it he brought the first toilet to India, though unbeknownst to him, it was cursed. every time it was used, the person would die 24 hrs later. a witch doctor eventually removed the curse, but the tale, even to this day, scares some of them shitless.

>shitless
>still defecate, and in full view too
somethings fishy in here, and it's not pajeets marker on the tar.

wtf? a man offers you some comfort and dignity and you beat his ass to death. Da fuk pajeeters, acting like dindus.

on a dark night in mumbai
cool wind in my hair
the smell of the curry
rising in the air

up ahead in the distance
I saw a beautiful sight
my bowels grew heavy
and my vision dim

I had to stop and make things right.

there they squat on the curbside
you couldn't miss the smell
and I was thinking to myself
'would loos be heaven or would they be hell'

So if I just shit on the floor alongside the toilet I will be ok? Still miss the camaraderie of shitting out in the street alongside my shitting bros

stick on the edge of your window with your ass sticking out! best of both worlds.

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the street must 1st be designated

staged and gai.
fuck you

What if I have an extra helping of Aadhishankar's delicious curried rat and on the way to the designated shit street can't quite make it, will a non-designated street be ok in a pinch?

Does any also have the picture without the blurring where you can also see the poop?

kek
and yes, of course, as long as you're shitting on some of your neighbours door mats.
don't you dare staining the tar

yes, I need to see the poop

I live in the repressive country of America, how can we make street shitting a custom here and join in the fun?

We live in a beautiful, cultured country. Sure there's poverty and squalor, but we are doing the best we can.

In any case it's better to have an unclean body than an unclean heart.

poo in the loo pajeet

Wow what wit. So original.

no they use methane as rocket fuel

Hello, this is mark from Microsoft tec support, how can I help you today thank you very much.

poo in the loo currynigger

Cocks? No... They just have little Indian peckers. The foreskin is longer than the 'tool'.

india is a very fucking strange place
one of the things is that shitting on ground everywhere , first i thought they dont have sewers and toilets but no - they just prefer to shit on the street

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe theyre afraid of shitting to sewers because shit might get to their holy river ganges ???

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you don't?

Someone got any toilet tissue and or picture of trump? Thanks

that would be the worst and most embarrassing thing ive done in life and ive already was running naked , breaking road sings while drunk , fapping while walking in my neighbourhood

>We live in a beautiful, cultured country
Beautiful shit everywhere
No flush culture
>better to have an unclean body than an unclean heart
Alrighty, then... Why have both?

Try again fag.

Settle down pajeet it's just a prank