Cont. from yesterday

Cont. from yesterday.

I'll start
>lots of guns
>mad max vs chernobyl
>shut up you stupid robot

>batman without the suit
>guns
>boom
>liberate a country by destroying it 'murica style

>tomb raider without tits

saints row?

borderlands

just cause

>scandinavian man shouts a lot

>welc-
>very w-
>touch the da-
>take nour-

>skyrim vs gooks vs the pope

tes v skyrim

Uncharted?

correct

>police go to house
>find weird stuff in the basement
>there's a plant

Resident Evil?

yep

Score!

>Shadows
>Flashlights!
>The diner had good coffee

Fallout 4?

>Feed pet fish
>Pet can't die
>Crawl down steps to find dragon
>Kill dragon
>???
>Profit
>Rinse and repeat

Silent Hill?

Torchlight

Literally every text based game with parts you can skip.

forhonor

>you're a flesh suit controlled by a essentially a ghost
>kill all the baddies

>waifu simulator
>panty peeps
>secondary main character is a shota
>big fucking swords
>none of them are humans

>Be Ruler of France
>Merry own sister
>have incest kids
>german dukes attack
>black death kills your family
>reload last autosave

>black hulk with superpowers
>can't swim

Borderlands

Older

CK2

dark souls 3.
feel bad for not letting her speak. she's my waifu.

FF?

Dark souls

Kill the ones to either become a one or wake up... or old man kills you. Your choice

>DLC comes out
>Pay more money
>DLC comes out
>Pay more money
>DLC comes out
>Pay more money
>DLC comes out
>Pay more money
>New version comes out making old version seen trite
>Lather, rinse, repeat

sims

kill lots of Chinese people

destiny
call of duty
fucking any modern game

Any modern AAA shooter

>wake up
>u got a rock
>u can collect shit
>u can build shit and destroy shit others built

except I don't agree with
>New version... making old version seen trite

>emo boi with a sword
>3edgy5me
>says fuck you alot
>dissapointment
>shit brother

>Kill lots of Chinese people

>prove innocence by killing everyone

any of the half-finished survival early acces shit

destiny

Group of nine retards wages war against another group of nine retards over gravel.

overwatch?

>guy kills your girlfriend
>you try to kill him
>accidentally become the best killer

Sounds a lot like WoW tbh.

tf2

Prototype 2?

>Beat up nerds
>Fuck you Gary
>King of the school, bitches
>Spend more time gathering rubber bands and playing cards than anything else

bully aka canis canim edit

Only the beta.
Correct.

Bully/Canis Canem Edit

Battlefield especially after the BF3

>get rekt by cloakers and bulldozers

>post apocalyptic feminist world
>robo-animals

Rust

Alan wake

>City ruled by a Bad man
>Side Character with a robot
>Physics
>Yellow turns White

Sleeping Dogs

>giant monster
>giant raven/crow
>best waifu
>giant everything
>why is everything bigger than me
>LB RB RB RB B B B B B B B B B B B B B

Manhunt?

>killer taxis
>get turned into a robot
>fight your neighbor

Destiny

Tera Online

Hitman?

The Legend of Zero Dawn

>oh no
>bombs are everywhere
>inner need to identify all
>fortunate to be logical
>i like numbers

Borderlands 2?

Max Pain?

Dark Souls 1 on XBOX?

dinasty warriors

Horizon Zero Dawn

...

>City was cool but now is shit
>Mum dies
>escape from home
>sister becomes shitty cop.
>sister gets arrested because of murder she didn't do.
>kill cops.
>help sister escape and save her.
>profit?

> you're not seeing double
> street justice
> punch chicks in the face and kick them in the cunt
> big guys always shave their head
> it never really ends

>Named after a national song
>Sacrificed Mass Effect and Dragon Age to make it
>Attack on Titan season 3's Destiny

I think i did it right. Nobody is even guessing.

Mirrors edge

Mirror's edge?

>minecraft with gravity
>countless spinoffs
>always the same fucking song
>russian

>humanity fucked
>they are tunnel rats now
>orgies
>robots have feeling, somehow

>radiation
>vodka
>ugly ass creatures
>vodka
>lots of squatting around campfires
>ayy mlya

Payday 2

Yep.

Metro 2033

Every paradox game?

Stalker

close, try again

>Have no memory of past life
>Grow up in village, people really nice to me
>End up burning down entire village while trying to defend it.
>Kicked out of village, run into random beautiful redhead in woods
>proceed to adventure through game full of moral faggotry and "is this god" type stuff
>end up saving entire planet. guess that makes up for the village I demolished

winrar

Metro: Last Light

Fable

Anthem

Get out of here stalker

Bingo

terraria with less cancer but in space

Nier Automata

>mom dies
>take drugs
>make things explode
>more drugs
>more explosions

Okay ill add some info:
>Robots taking photos of you
>Dune Buggy