ITT: Anons explain a vidya plot badly, other anons try and guess the game. Continuation of last thread...

ITT: Anons explain a vidya plot badly, other anons try and guess the game. Continuation of last thread. I'll start withone from the thread.
>Wake up in forest
>pull lever and take camera
>Find man with gun
>kill man with gun
>man with gun comes back with 2 friends
>Lights go out
>gunman's friends turn into demons
>demons kill gunman
>get gassed like a jew
>stab man with heroin
>jump down hole

Critical Error

The connection to Ubisoft servers has been lost.

Returning to the title screen
[7-00000004]

The Division?

No the other Ubisoft game with the horrible connection

Rainbowfield:Oneseige

No

The other Ubisoft game with horrific connection and no character balancing.

>Be whiny emo that killed everyone
>Old man teaches you how to murder less
>China's invading your village!
>Hunt down some rings to bitchslap the king of china
>Old man tells you to stick your hand in a fire
>You actually fucking do it
>Shit's fucked, find some more rings to bitchslap the old man

>be dork
>make root beer
>get girl

>be peasant
>want to go on quests
>a famed hero gives me a gift after I skillfully impressed him
>motivationalposter.jpg
>go on quests with my closest friend
>after I have achieved almost all of my dreams it is revealed he has stolen something from me
>battle him and win
>roll credits

Sounds pretty familiar but I can't put my finger on it

We'll never get it, unless you're talking about all of them.

It's a good game. Had it for the ps2

Breath of the Wild?

One of the Castlevanias?

>be on a space base
>kill a giant bug
>a dragon comes in and destroys the base
>ohshit.jpeg
>lose all amor upgrades
>goddamnit.gif
>follow the dragon in your ship to a planet

I'll give a hint: Its a Nintendo Game

Prime 1 or 2? It's been a while.

I also play video games

I am also autistic

Prime 1
god damnit

No, my hint is that the game I'm talking about has a 95 percent player drop off with in 3 months, it's a worse player drop off then the division.

Maybe if you didn't give us the most arcane BS we'd be able to guess things and the thread wouldn't be RIP.

Also, BotW was clearly a joke

>be a nigger
>do what niggers do

San Andreas!

winrar

pasting from previous thread because no one guessed
>wake up and be robot like not talking thing
>some girl with weird hat talks to you
>you can't actually talk
>fly around space doing shit
>find your real body
>now you can speak
>and shoot lasers from hand

If nobody guesses this soon can you tell us? I was curious last thread!

>not being able to take an Ubisoft game joke

Alright user here's your hint, it's just a bunch of Neck Beards, Weeboos, and Religious Faggots fighting.

Reddit?

>Wake up with tatoo on your arm
>Message on phone telling your to kill yourself

For honor

>you are dishonored and you want it to stop

It is Warframe user
grind/10 but i love it

> Heads up JC

Shadow of chernobyl?

>be privileged white woman
>wake up in room
>meet creepy robot
>get gun that makes holes, not bullet holes
>find bigger robot
>bigger robot throws away smaller robot
>smaller robot takes over bigger robot
>you fall down
>you come back up
>you do tests
>you go to the moon
>the end

>be me
>just steal stuff with my friends
>pretty damn good
>realize someone else is also stealing
>hes stealing and his self interest is for bad, mines for self gain
>steal from him
>take his main device
>use it to kill him
>am hero
>credits

This guy gets it

>be peasent
>multiverse goblins raid your village and kill the girl who frienzoned you
>go on to wacky adventures
>watch a klepto demon and a hippie catfight over you
>defeat the multiverse goblins
>become a lord
There is also that whole shadow and shards thing but who cares?

>take a lot of LSD
>listen to a lot of synthwave
>russians are dying

Far Cry 3?

This better not be Dishonored.

Chrono Trigger?

>Be retired
>Forced out of retirement
>Old boss asks for favor
>Reluctantly say yes
>Launched out of submarine in sub-zero waters
>Arrive at dock
>Sneak past guards
>Arrive at elevator
>"A Hind D?"

Emo faggot vs edgy faggot
Edgy faggot kills Emo faggot's love interest
Fake emo memories

HOTL_NE MIAMI

Solid snake?

My bow is yours!
Let's ride!
Manning siege equipment!
Deeeecommisioning!
G'morning your lordship!

Not castlevania

>home is attacked
>trannies
>2/4 family members die

>Protect sword
>Squad protecting that shit
>OH SHIT UNDER ATTACK
>Use sword turn into bad bitch
>Attack bad dudes, they attack squad bad
>Losing
>POWER OF A GOD BITCH
>Bitch slap raven king, win battle
>Die anyways

I still think this game is pretty neat.

That's not a game but I'll accept your answer.

ff7

>whole series portrays them as absolute cunts
>join them
>mfw best spinoff in franchise

It was obvious but why did you give it away anyways?

mother 3

Ratchet and Clank?

Ding ding we got a winner

yp

Nope. Takes place on earth

warframe?
or maybe im autistic

Bioshock 2?

>come home
>it's ur birthday
>wait 20 years
>get attacked by mushrooms n shit
>kill folk

>if you didn't cry at the end, you're not human
>makes me like frenchmen

Life Is Strange?

>Be made of blocks
>Change size
>punch shit

MGS3?

MGS3

>One a happy village
>It all gone
>Where it go?
>Round things
>Bring stuff back
>Happy village again
>Repeat x5
>Also kill evil thing

Correct.

Fuck that game is garbage

I feel like it's Uncharted or maybe Sly Cooper.

Loved that game

just because i posted twice, doesn't mean it's the same game

also: it is not correct on either

MGS4?

>be retired war vet
>there's a big power outage
>you get stuck in a fridge for 200 years or something lol
>ur dumb fuck son gets lost
>go find him
>he's old
>blow up your son because he has cancer

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

it is NOT a metal gear game

Fallout 4.

Fuck that game.

Fallout 4

I only said MGS3 once.

Ave, true to Caesar

Fallout 4

idc, it still isn't a metal gear game

>go through entire adventure making many decisions
>none of them matter because ending practically retcons entire universe

Has noone guessed OPs post yet?

Jason Bright blasting into the great unknown
Helios One coming back online

>Running from 4 dudes
>Hide
>Hunt
>Consume
>Grow..... HUGE
>OKAY NOW IM GONNA FUCK ALL YOU GUYS SHIT UP

Fallout 4. I was confused at retired war vet because I played as the wife.

No guesses? Should I just say what it is?

>Wake up one day
>Museum gets robbed
>Stop robbery
>Villain gets away
>Meet 3 different versions of yourself
>Work together to stop villain
>End.

Nothing at all, seriously?

>Steal shit while wearing a clown mask
>Get drop kicked by Splinter Cell dude
>Pay real money for weapons
>Find cheese toast in a safe
>Break out psychotic British crew mate from jail
>Blowing stealth for badass music
>Don't act dumb

>come back from vacation
>play hide and seek with your daughter
>your secret wife gets clapped
>walk around town with a cool sword
>save your daughter from a strib club
>also slay tons of people because why not

I feel like it's that spooky viking game that Dice is making

Mass effect 3?

Evolve

Nope, its been out for over a year.

Payday 2?

Nope.

you better get on fixing that drill

DING DING

Correct