ITT: We all live in the same house
ITT: We all live in the same house
dibs on the attic
Dont touch my beer.
Guys, someone please tell the landlord we need windows. I'm busy with work and don't have time for this shit.
or my video games
Nobody go into my room or you will regret seeing the Amber Alert victim.
We're already keeping a few lolis in the attic
Who's pet racoon keeps getting in the freezer? And for fuck sake stop turning on the heater, we don't have windows!
if this is dubs i get the attic bitch
That's it! I am not doing these fucking dishes! Clean up after your damn selves anons!
Guys I'm making a run to the store, who needs what?
clean that mess
We need tendies
a rope
pringles, but the good kind, not original.
Can I get some pizza rolls and a 36 pack of mountain thunder? That will get me through lunch. Thanks.
I gotchu fam
I need 12 years aged cheese pizza. If you don't see any 12, 10 or 11 is fine too. Candy or Ice Cream would do the talk for ya.
coffee, marlb reds, vodka.
use the lift to send them up to the attic please and thank you.
They were all out of mountain thunder will this do?
NO FUCK YOU. GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE THEN!
Whose cat is this? Fucker stole my seat!
Hey guys is it cool if my little sister comes to stay with us for the weekend?
Does she like crack?
Ok if you go into my room no toching the loli or my rum
She only likes powder, which reminds me I think user needs to make a drug run
not mine but i'm hungry
send it up to the attic
Will she be alright if I give her some crack and pimp her out while she's passed out, legs open?
The lift is broken, if you didn't try to send down dismembered lolis in it everyday it might still be functional. In the future after you chop them up store them in the freezer I've provided
Yeah, sure. What's her name?
If you pimp her out I get 20% of the profits. I am her brother after all
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?
Fuck you. Only if you convince her to do crack.
We only wear Rolex submariners in this house
Can she make a sammich?
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I'm going to Costco who needs something?
guys I'll be jacking to furries
Go away please
>This post again
Go away shill
Pizza. And the Kirkland whiskey.
DIBS BASEMENT
Kk
Quit fahrting
she can have my bed ;)
We're using the basement for storage. You can probably find some space between the meth lab and the body storage freezers though
How you going to get there without a car and gas?
Not in her current state, she just tried crack for the first time
Thanks fam here's sum mony
Money is coming your way good sir. She's coming down on a dangerous path.
He can take my car
fine by me makes it easier for me to sift through the bodys i can share a bed without being seen all the time
I don't want your crack money!
I hope you like animals
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Great, I'll give you the change
What did you do with my car?
my ass crack mwahahaha
I don't do drugs brother. You know this.
I hope he can fit 30 dozen cartons of eggs. That's what I need. I'm bulking.
Somebody has to pay for the fiber optic wifi we needed
You lame...
It'll be fine. It's more roomy than it looks
She's gotten quite skilled at eating ass or so I've heard. So proud of my sis
Nice try
I will pay for it after I pimp out anons sister on backpage. The internet is not going under my name though. I don't want CP charges.
Shitters clogged
Do something about it faggot
let's fuck
How do you think it got that way?
I've done my bit
A gallon of milk, 2 live chickens, a one bottle of olive oil and one sack of rice thanks.
FUCK THEY'RE HERE! WIPE ALL HARD DRIVES GO TO PROTOCOL Z I REPEAT PROTOCOL Z!
my girlfriend is staying over a few nights
Francis went to the taco bell. I bet it was him.
>not knowing about truecrypt
no and I'm sure the majority agrees
you can't truecrypt corpses
Looks like it's full of onion rings
Sorry no niggers allowed, unless she's willing to be pimped out that is
EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS! ALEX JONES IS ON!
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What corpses? I thought it was beef and we finished that a week ago. Taco tuesday uses too much ground beef and francis always grabs more meet than veggies.
Can I borrow Jurassic park please?
Good luck in the summer
No she is not coming in regardless. Black women are the worse. They come and never go.
who's gun is this
no, she'll get AIDS all over everything.
vode trumb
GIVE ME THE BUTTERKISSED FAGGOT
We have a new addition gentlemen!
CHECKED and i thinkits the fat mans
If anybody touches the doggo you're getting evicted. Save your homicidal rage for the niggers we lure in off the street
if yall have to rape my girlfriend, please make sure to clean her up afterwards
Curfew check. All wings report in.
We'll try user but no promises
Red leader standing by
Ring Sting reporting in
why are the styles section all over the floor
Dave ?
Fuck off with that con man
I am not touching your fleshlight. I got my own with no dick cheese in it.
Some say that in the basement is a creature named pee pee poo poo man. Never go down there
I made dinner