ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house

dibs on the attic

Dont touch my beer.

Guys, someone please tell the landlord we need windows. I'm busy with work and don't have time for this shit.

or my video games

Nobody go into my room or you will regret seeing the Amber Alert victim.

We're already keeping a few lolis in the attic

Who's pet racoon keeps getting in the freezer? And for fuck sake stop turning on the heater, we don't have windows!

if this is dubs i get the attic bitch

That's it! I am not doing these fucking dishes! Clean up after your damn selves anons!

Guys I'm making a run to the store, who needs what?

clean that mess

We need tendies

a rope

pringles, but the good kind, not original.

Can I get some pizza rolls and a 36 pack of mountain thunder? That will get me through lunch. Thanks.

I gotchu fam

I need 12 years aged cheese pizza. If you don't see any 12, 10 or 11 is fine too. Candy or Ice Cream would do the talk for ya.

coffee, marlb reds, vodka.
use the lift to send them up to the attic please and thank you.

They were all out of mountain thunder will this do?

NO FUCK YOU. GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE THEN!

Whose cat is this? Fucker stole my seat!

Hey guys is it cool if my little sister comes to stay with us for the weekend?

Does she like crack?

Ok if you go into my room no toching the loli or my rum

She only likes powder, which reminds me I think user needs to make a drug run

not mine but i'm hungry
send it up to the attic

Will she be alright if I give her some crack and pimp her out while she's passed out, legs open?

The lift is broken, if you didn't try to send down dismembered lolis in it everyday it might still be functional. In the future after you chop them up store them in the freezer I've provided

Yeah, sure. What's her name?

If you pimp her out I get 20% of the profits. I am her brother after all

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

Fuck you. Only if you convince her to do crack.

We only wear Rolex submariners in this house

Can she make a sammich?

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I'm going to Costco who needs something?

guys I'll be jacking to furries
Go away please

>This post again

Go away shill

Pizza. And the Kirkland whiskey.

DIBS BASEMENT

Kk

Quit fahrting

she can have my bed ;)

We're using the basement for storage. You can probably find some space between the meth lab and the body storage freezers though

How you going to get there without a car and gas?

Not in her current state, she just tried crack for the first time

Thanks fam here's sum mony

Money is coming your way good sir. She's coming down on a dangerous path.

He can take my car

fine by me makes it easier for me to sift through the bodys i can share a bed without being seen all the time

I don't want your crack money!

I hope you like animals
madnessporn.com/video/zoophilia-porn-horse-rams-a-blonde-girl-7533.html

Great, I'll give you the change
What did you do with my car?

my ass crack mwahahaha

I don't do drugs brother. You know this.

I hope he can fit 30 dozen cartons of eggs. That's what I need. I'm bulking.

Somebody has to pay for the fiber optic wifi we needed

You lame...

It'll be fine. It's more roomy than it looks

She's gotten quite skilled at eating ass or so I've heard. So proud of my sis

Nice try

I will pay for it after I pimp out anons sister on backpage. The internet is not going under my name though. I don't want CP charges.

Shitters clogged

Do something about it faggot

let's fuck

How do you think it got that way?

I've done my bit

A gallon of milk, 2 live chickens, a one bottle of olive oil and one sack of rice thanks.

FUCK THEY'RE HERE! WIPE ALL HARD DRIVES GO TO PROTOCOL Z I REPEAT PROTOCOL Z!

my girlfriend is staying over a few nights

Francis went to the taco bell. I bet it was him.

>not knowing about truecrypt

no and I'm sure the majority agrees

you can't truecrypt corpses

Looks like it's full of onion rings

Sorry no niggers allowed, unless she's willing to be pimped out that is

EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS! ALEX JONES IS ON!

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What corpses? I thought it was beef and we finished that a week ago. Taco tuesday uses too much ground beef and francis always grabs more meet than veggies.

Can I borrow Jurassic park please?

Good luck in the summer

No she is not coming in regardless. Black women are the worse. They come and never go.

who's gun is this

no, she'll get AIDS all over everything.

vode trumb

GIVE ME THE BUTTERKISSED FAGGOT

We have a new addition gentlemen!

CHECKED and i thinkits the fat mans

If anybody touches the doggo you're getting evicted. Save your homicidal rage for the niggers we lure in off the street

if yall have to rape my girlfriend, please make sure to clean her up afterwards

Curfew check. All wings report in.

We'll try user but no promises

Red leader standing by

Ring Sting reporting in

why are the styles section all over the floor

Dave ?

Fuck off with that con man

I am not touching your fleshlight. I got my own with no dick cheese in it.

Some say that in the basement is a creature named pee pee poo poo man. Never go down there

I made dinner