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IRL Karen edition

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>britpoop

anime

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shit edition

sheed

VERY bored

I'm shit at video games these days

the one thing i was good at and i cant even fucking do that any more. smashed so many controllers

just want to fucking die

if you dont listen to talking heads then FUCK off

How are you lads spending Easter Weekend

bout to meet a new dealer in an hour or so
wish me luck

>poorthern direland
it all adds up

Jews are clearly the master race

that's actually even more pathetic than it sounds because video games are really easy now

sounds like a bad case of the old 'pression

Wish this cunt would lick something poisonous instead of windows.

me

runt life

remember when Frankie Boyle said that she had to fight off his rape attempts

hey kid
hand me all the benzo pills you've got and no one wil get hurt

I don't celebrate easter

Time for a fap to the ol' 'jinshi I think

...

Don't post that 2D rubbish

wanking

The bf.

i have no loyalty to this shithole lad
your bullying has no effect

Is it Ulsterlad?

>stereotyped as feeble cucks

Yeah, clearly

what happened to 'don't feed the trolls'? fucking sick of these johnny-come-latelys crying about people on the internet being mean
I was tempered in late 90s/00s guestbook and forum culture, I am impervious to all insults

I'm really bad at defending on FIFA and it's making me the laughing stock of the friendship group. Literally practice for hours every night so I can get better but my friends are just too good.

I'm pretty good going forward but every time they get the ball they cut through my back four like a hot knife through butter.

i don't play new games. older ones. just lost my skill

i do have depression yeah

>runt life
i know
now fuck off yellow fever

this happens to me if ive had a single beer before i play. if i want to play well its got to be zero or ~3 beers

why are you such a holidayfag?

Ever seen a jinn lads?

Because I have no friends at home.

oh ok, good lad
doesnt really matter though
playing videogames is actually an incredibly useless skill, it has no transferable value at all, you're better off learning an instrument or something

i don't even drink and i still suck

Alri granddad

fair, still might explain why you're bored

it's AN ulsterlad

'ddit filename, won't read

depends on the game I play 2bh
can't get out of silver on Overwatch but I constantly rape people on Battlefield 3

>kabul

iktfb

make me

hint: i am going to take pills and sleep so you win soon

>lost my skill
you didn't lose it lad depression is just getting in the way of your ambition and determination

>it has no transferable value at all, you're better off learning an instrument or something
i'm terrible at music
i don't have any talents, motivation, persistence or ambition

>no loyalty
It's not THE Ulsterlad

William Ulsterman

I'm really good at 1942 when I'm pissed.

might countenence an auto-homicide

I cuddled her outside a Claire's Accessories store in King's Lynn back in 2008

What was your first pc lads?

Used to love browsing newgrounds and funnyjunk on this

Can't be dealing with graduating.

Probably shouldn't have shunned all the people at home 2bh.

Heard there's a Fake Driving School now, anyone seen it?

yeah i'm not
just a depressed taig

Is it weird to really like reptiles and amphibians and scorpions? Their fukin sikkunts tbqh

idk some shitty windows 98 prebuilt with a 10gig hard drive

everyone has a ballmer peak but its a hassle to work out where it is

>text girl asking for second date
>no reply

disagree with this

vidya has given me amazing reflexes and peripheral vision and my critical thinking skills are top notch due to people constantly trying to scam and outsmart me

bit... nippy

When you see it...

I used to be fucking great at Bad Company 2
never liked BF3 or BF4 though

think my first computer was unironically the same as yours

What's a taig?

I used to really love the NGBBS

What part of England does Karen live?

thats just something runts tell themselves to rationalise wasting their lives away and you know it

you could have developed those skills playing sports

...

I've only played BC2 and BF3 online
Have to say I like BF3 online more than BC2, but BC and BC2 story modes are great

I'm considering buying BF1 but it's a bit expensive at the moment

So you have just gotten better at video games. A skill no one will ever be interested in and you will find no use for. Such is the life of a child.

video games ruined my wrists and made me fat

i also played sports

i like lizards but you have to feed them live crickets which terrify me so i can't have a lizard sadly

Well wait, so he has developed skills?

hmm...interesting
was only there for the videos and flash games myself tbqh

so you admit they are skills but still think it was a waste?

what exactly happened with that dortmund team bus attack? was it an actual terror attack attributed to a group/cause or just some nut who really hated the team or something?

seems an extremely random target (a Borussia Dortmund bus ... what?), and really poorly executed for something that would presumably have at least been planned out in advance if it were a terror attack (have had wankers cramps more devastating than that guys hand injury)

your resolution is atrocious

Just looked at the news.

Is something going on in Cheadle?

I heard there's a media blackout and nothing is coming out of the place.

of course, that's the solution to cyber bullying
she's a genius

BF1 is pretty shite la

I really get a lot more enjoyment from BF4

that's still active? christ

UFA was best game

I really like lizards, snakes are okay, frogs and salamanders are sikkunts and scorpions just look cool as fuck

It's kind of annoying the way if you take a woman back to the gaff and she sees a tank full of scaly slimy reptilian shite she'll be put off and a lot of people consider them childish pets

which one's better? would you save either of these?

good lad
jog on, peripheral vision is not a skill

yeah had one of those too lad wahheyyyyy

Was a mistake on my parent's behalf though...next thing they knew I'd bought an £800 autism-machine, become a WoW addict and fucked up my A levels looool

one on the left

fuck everyone in this thread

Which Cheadle?

what a fucking mong ...the kid seems as though he has difficulties as well

Don Cheadle

Right

sounds like a LOT of dismal towns, christ.

TBC definitely took a few grades off my A-levels
but that's not really the games fault, more my lack of self control

you'd be amazed by how many people don't realize you can see something without needing to focus on it

alri Tyrone

Left, but both are very good.

You might want to see what it looks like with a bit of hair too.

Outside Manchester.

Apparently its not there anymore.

dad n' me was also cash

>Apparently its not there anymore.
where are you getting this?