>some fat child molester and his "friends" disorient you with rather simple events
Some fat child molester and his "friends" disorient you with rather simple events
Wheely Stealy Automobeely V
Nope
Animal Crossing?
>The bitch fight angels
Nope, but check'd
Prey
>some sperglord builds the most autistic city ever in a horrible location and you have to kill all the autists who moved there while constantly having to fuck around with little girls.
Nope, try again
The Sims?
>autism autism autism autism autism
wow, so edgy and witty.
Bioshock
>You get on a truck and act cool then realize 3 hours later you wasted money buying that game
Clustertruck
Any racing game ever concieved by man?
wow, so bitter and alone
>you feed candy to a strange creature who can turn into stuff to accomplish an unknown goal.
I'll be shocked if anyone gets this.
You manipulate people's id with a group of friends and somehow get arrested for it
i would say cut the rope but that would be too obvious
WatchDogs
>you wake up
>you check your calender
>You have to go to work to get your paycheck,also you need some milk
a country where elves are treated like niggers
No
uhhhhh........
i'm probably wrong but i'm gonna guess warioware
eurotruck
Feed the Head
winrar
A boy and his blob
CHECK YOUR SELF N'WAH
Morrowind
...
Stardew valley
Postal
Postal
you're like only half human and you thought, you work for the good guys, but then you change sides, because your brother said so
WINRAR
oh shit that actually makes sense
You are a robot sent to an abandoned spaceship. You must find crew but they are already dead. Another robot is always trying to kill you.
same lore
but the place where the sjw empire that works for the jews try to claim the land because a nationalist nationalises the country
Aliens but no outter space, fuck the cops, viva le Revolution, ends with a paradox and a big explosion.
Metal gear?
halo?
> I run around naked like a caveman and jew people and get in fights.
> Only the strongest take the lead!
alien pigs with shotguns
good guess, but no
Duke Nukem
good
life?
>DOGS
>SINGING
>ACID TRIPS
>ITS A BANGING GOOD TIME
Polaris?
You accidentally lose a little girl during a high stakes babysitting gig and spend the rest of the game trying to find her and make new friends
Rust
Nope. Next?
Absolutely bioshock
>Faggot teenagers have a party and didn't invite you, so you kill them.
>fat nigga
>on scooter
>drinkin caprisun
You are very mad but atleast you have your car
five nights at freddy's?
Dragon age (any of them TBH)
Gta IV online mode that shit pissed me off
you realize, you're a comicbook character while being high on a deadly drug, injected by your enemies, who you chase for veeery indirectly killing your wife and toddler
Friday 13th?
>completely heterosexual roadtrip
Didn't the original Clock Tower have a plot kind of like that?
Max Payne
Max Payne
Some punisher game?
witcher?
> netting monkeys
Mais oui!
good game, isn't it?
ape escape
No
damn i was sure its punisher
Hell no.
yes
Absolute classic
Parapa the Fapa'
you raccoon and cripple steal money from baddie and win stupid monkey
Winrar
>be some stealth dude
>murice boys get nifed by russ
>lots of betrayals and plot twists
>some fukin voodo hands appearing taking control over main body
>the dude is actually fukin gay
>slip on bird shit and fall
>gay vampire
Everybody is a cyborg, almost everybody gets microwaved in an elaborate plan to nuke everything
literally automate everything
game where you have to aim at feet
Walk around in tunnels scared shitless, go above ground scared even shitlesser
you kill other guys sometimes and sometimes you die but you can be a lot of guys
i kick you and you kick back, btw i'm a panda
nope
factorio
cs
>Sneaky kid napping simulator
rambo on rails ?
nope
uh mgs?
>It's about space and wars and shit.
some monster is chasing me and the only thing it can say is "starrs"
...
Wow, kudos.
yep
parappa the rappa?
Go for a nice skydive
end up in shits creek, if shits creak was filled with the undead
no worries tho you are obviously a engineer
Tekken