So I found out today that Magnums are too small. Any suggestions from others with big dick problems

So I found out today that Magnums are too small. Any suggestions from others with big dick problems

youre not fooling anyone faggot

Nice try OP, we all know you have an inverted penis

Well get a smaller buttplug you faggot!

Big dicks are legit not a good thing to have, sure might look "sexy' in pictures, or when your pants are down, but when it's about the act it's not worth it

>no deepthroat
>can't go balls deep
>oh wait it hurts
>can't do most of the positions
>no rough sex for you
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing

How could anyone be mad with a 6" dick?

Cornetto bro

have your bf bareback you instead

Jealous much /b. What was I thinking someone would actually help out. Fuckin cucks

i get them from amazon, mysize, they are great and not that expansive.

>dick too big
>can't fuck because no condoms
>y-you guys are cucks!
>i-i was b-baiting !
>h-ha ha y-you f-fell f-for it!

Do not have any of these issues. I'm 7.5 and at least 5.5 girth. Haven't needed a condom for 6 years thanks to bc but now the new girl isn't on it

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Use saran wrap

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This is OP. You fucks are useless

I honestly had a simillar problem, tho my Dick is to thick, I tore apart a featherlite durex condoms

Exactly my problem. Too thick. Shit feels like my dick is in a rear naked choke

I am 7.5" x 6.5", and I use magnums. They are tight, but not boner killer tight. You sure you putting that shit on right?

My Size 64MM from Amazon, you're welcome

Amputation is your only effective option.

>no deepthroat
eventually they learn. if you're not together long enough its a turn on watching them struggle.
>can't go balls deep
when you stretch them out enough you can + anal
>oh wait it hurts
foreplay
>can't do most of the positions
wrong
>no rough sex for you
wrong
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing
10 minutes - i enjoy foreplay also you make them cum before you even fuck them so they're even more impressed.

All of this. Can't get anal, a proper fucking bj, can't even do doggy style. Of I woke up 3 inches shorter tomorrow I'd be ok with that.

Also OP is a huge lying faggot who can't use Google.

Those condoms are shit. Literally broke 3 of them one time. They're not even big, just called magnum because marketing. They're no better than durex. I'm still yet to find a condom brand that's actually decent and doesn't break/feel like shit

This whole post screams virgin. Go watch more porn kiddo.

10 inches here

stfu op, been with tons of women yeah like a few complained, but fuck it im here for me not them idc if they are in pain im gonna get my nut in

Skyn is pretty good. Trojans remove all feeling.

Stop fapping in them then.

>Any suggestions

Yeah. Quit looking through the microscope.

I think condoms in general reduce feeling, it sucks. Skyns might be good, but do they break easily?

No one here is jealous of your fake big dick

this picture should enlighten.

condoms for those with large girth are banned from sale in the US by the FDA. you can order them online though.

of course refusing to wear them is the much better solution. just pull out if not on bc.

Fuck off virgin

r/bigdickproblems has a helpful list and other tools

>banned by the food and drug administration
Y

Nigger detected

Presumably because people were using too big ones that would fall off

Magnums aren't any bigger than normal condoms brah

because americans all think they need giant condoms even for their 4 incher, so if they sold condoms that big 99% of them would be used on penises so small they just fall off

If it's too small it's likely due to width (which takes away from length).

Could be length too but that's usually not the issue. anyway, go to mysize or whatever. custom UK condoms.

Because faggots like shrimp dick OP think bigger condoms=bigger cock. So people like him would end up spreading disease and babies anyway becuase the condom doesn't fit correctly

Dont wear condoms, sex is much better without them. Like the is no point of comparison. Its a totally different exp

>inb4 aids and babies
Birth control is more effective than condoms
std test

clearly you have a genetic bonus and so you should probably take natures cue and just never use a condom. quit being a little beta bitch and start propagating your seed far and wide. or better yet shoot yourself. The world is overpopulated anyway

Mine haven't broken ever. Sorta scary sometimes because the feeling is so good, but overall they are good.

This
That's just stupid though, doesn't seem like there'd be any use in banning them. Fucking hate condoms

Magnum brand condoms are the same size as standard condoms, but branded as being for "larger" men, so that each purchase comes with a "confidence boost".

Also, a condom can stretch to hold several gallons worth of water. Assuming that you're human and don't have a horse cock, there's no way that a standard human-designed condom is too small for you, because the average adult male can fit his whole arm up to the elbow into a condom.

TL;DR, OP's a lying faggot.

>tfw fucking then all of a sudden it feels 10x better, and you realize the condom broke

Pressure. I have a bigger one. Normal width condoms kill my boner due to force. You should know the penis isn't an arm or a gallon of water, it's more sensitive than that. Also: Risk of breaking.

Magnums are a little over half an inch longer than a typical condom (which go to 7.5 inches) but they are definitely wider. Which lets it fit wider and stretch more to accommodate length.

Then why do I always end up putting a hole through the end of it when I'm fucking. Capacity to hold water doesn't mean shit

fucking with a condom isn't even better than fapping. a bj without one is better then fucking with one too.

also despite popular belief otherwise, girls can't actually get pregnant from precum (except circumstances so rare they're rarer than condom failure), so if you've actually got the discipline to pull out when you need to (which isn't always, girls can't only get pregnant during certain parts of their menstrual cycle), that's a method just as effective. (IF you have the discipline, most people dont, so it drags down figures on overall effectiveness)

I guess that's what makes trojans good. They feel so bad, you KNOW when they are broken.

Buy the tub instead

well its hard to maintain an erection and have sex when the condom is so tight its painful, even if it does technically fit.

Magnums are actually the same size.

stop lying

and

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

lying cuckold.. or see a doc.. that infection needs fixing now.

Guess it's only negresses for you from here on out. Feels bad

Could be a scam. Don't see how they'd make a profit if they are just giving away free watches. Becareful online... never know what you're getting into...

Yeah get her to take the pill, I have the same issue and sadly broke up with her cause of the condom issue, it just killed my boner cause of the small size. No blood circulation.

Magnums are too small for me, too.
Seriously. Magnums are made X-tra Long, and normal circumference. I'm "wide", or "fat". Magnums Suck.

Because those watches are extemely cheap and made in china. These companies buy them in bulk, paying >$.50 per watch and then sells them for "free" but overcharging for shipping/handling. From this overcharge, they make a proffit of about $1.5 or a little more, which is a 200% proffit. Selling enough of these cheap watches, they make pretty good money while ripping people off.

>>$.50

i think you mean and el tee semicolon for less than.

>if it's comforting for you to think that..

>no deepthroat
a hand to the back of her head will take care of that.
>can't go balls deep
lube the fuck out of that pussy and force it.
>oh wait it hurts
So what! Take it slut!
>can't do most of the positions
You aren't trying hard enough.
>no rough sex for you
Beggars can't be choosers. She wants the big dick. She's gonna get it how you want to give it. Sac up you pussy!
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing
Tell her to prepare herself ahead of time with a cucumber or something. Cockzilla waits for no pussy!

Man up you faggot!

Yeah ive been copying it wrong fuck

Anyone have the issue where you just can't feel anything with a condom?

I just started dating again, met a great girl, fucked her for 40 minutes and eventually stopped due to fatigue, but I never came.

meh.. whats the point of fucking if you are not gonna cum inside? I ALWAYS need to fill that pussy with my semen
None of that creampie bs, im talking about deep inside the pussy

Seriously bro, birth control is cheap and more secure than pulling out. Why take the risk and more important of all why ruin the orgasm by pulling out?

...

well i can feel something.

the condom choking my dick, and that's it.

won't wear them.

people are really pretty ignorant about std transmission risks and factors.

because some girls refuse to take it and some girls you don't know well enough to trust they're not lying about taking it

>lube the fuck out of that pussy and force it.
Its not about lubrication dude
Its about hitting the cervix which some girls are to much of a pussy to take. Some like it, most dont

Even with my slightly above average 6.5 inch penis i experienced one girl telling me to not go so deep. Fuck that shit

If she is you gf you can convice her with fact. if she doesnt like hormones for whatever meme reason tell her about the IUD or nuva ring

If it is just some casual fling, bust inside her and buy the plan b pill

It's not an STD issue, it's that I can't be 100% certain that she's on the pill since we just started dating.

yeah we just started dating but I can't be feeding her plan b every couple days, lol

>I can't be feeding her plan b every couple days
True, then how about you talk about it. Make it a sexy talk how you want to feel your skin against he skin and her moisture and blow deep inside of her. Anyway you will know how to use the right words

Talk to her about birth control and which methods she would feel comfortable with, and how birth control is more secure than condoms so cummin inisde is not an issue

Also just to sound more responsible tell her that you both should get stds test just as protocol. So that she doesnt thing you fuck any random girl bareback

well if you just started dating you can't be sure she doesn't have an std either.

loads of people don't know they have one, even if you could trust them to honestly tell you if they did.

well life wouldn't be much fun if you didn't fuck random girls bareback

You're fucked

Good advice, I'll talk to her in a few days. She said she's on it but I definitely don't want a kid right now, I'm applying for grad school soon.

The greatest thrill is cummin inside random girls who dont have your number or anything. So there is always a possibility you knocked them up lul

feels good

That's not laughing, she's regurgitating a pellet of bones and hair that the lizard people are unable to digest.

If she is on the pill ask her is she doesn't skip any or doesn't have trouble forgetting to take it at the same hour each day
If she is on the shot, you dont have to worry about that

Also some antibiotics and medicine interfere with birthcontrol so make sure she isnt taking any atm

>Virgin detected

This is why I worry

I myself was a "oops I didnt take the pill at the same time today" accident

SO talk it out with her to get a feel of her responsibility. There is also the shot, iud, patch etc

There's XL magnums

I have a big dick, but nobody to fuck. Having high standards sucks. I physically cannot find myself attracted to someone unless they fall under my specifications. It makes me feel like a dick, but I really can't help it.