If Urban Outfitters sells your favorite album on vinyl congrats on the shit taste in music

If Urban Outfitters sells your favorite album on vinyl congrats on the shit taste in music

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I remember the last time I went inside an Urban Outfitters and there was this holy trinity of albums hung up on a wall, it was Badlands from Halsey, Crybaby from Melanie Martinez and Blurryface from 32 Pirates and they all said "bestsellers" under them and I laughed so hard

UO had exclusive Modest Mouse records

Shit, I need to go to Urban Outfitters stat and make sure they aren't selling any Swans records over there

my local was selling TBK and The Seer when it came out

Case in fucking point
Modest Mouse are the prototype gold standard of timid, effeminate nu-male bands

>timid
>effeminate
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Try something like Simple Plan instead

Good thing I don't listen to music.

>Urban Outfitters
The only ever "good" thing that ever came out of UO.

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Why would I even know whether Urban Outfitters sells any music I like?

>32 Pirates
kek

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More like shopped image.

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>having a favorite album
congrats on the shit taste

I think thats American Apparel

>walk into urban outfitters
>The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady on vinyl right there

>an entry level jazz album is your favorite album
Seriously?

>I'm too manly for modest mouse
I wonder how exciting your life is if this is what you post online

>ever walking into a retail clothing chain
Thats what the internet is for

>modest mouse
>effeminate

ironically, i don't like them because they're too virile.

>he doesn't go to Barnes and noble and fye for his records

Its like you aren't even trying to get hipster girls with your faux-intelligent hobby

Not shopped but is correct.

I go to Barnes and Noble because it's comfier than a bitch

ouchies pleb detected

10/10 hipster girls show up at record stores my man

>effeminate
Modest Mouse are one of the few indie bands that I'd say aren't timid or effeminate