What does it mean if I can consistently kill flies with my bare hands?
Do I have super speed? Am I a superhero?
Should I pursue a career in boxing to capitalize on my fast hands?
What does it mean if I can consistently kill flies with my bare hands?
Do I have super speed? Am I a superhero?
Should I pursue a career in boxing to capitalize on my fast hands?
It means you're gay stop jerking off so much
You could stop being a fag
yes to all of the bavove
It means your flies are slow as fuck
Probably burgerflies
Stay outta this Mario
you should move up to catching bullets, youre obviously a super hero start training yourself.
latent homosexuality
I also do this and have good reflexes. Would you like to form a superhero team?
you're only just beginning to uncover your nascent superpowers. tread carefully and you can fulfil your potential as a superhero but first you must think of a name
Should I have someone shoot at me first so I have time to react or do you think I am fast enough already to catch them from an arm's length away?
Okay but I'm The Speedy Swatter so if that was you're name you need to pick a new one
it means you should clean your fuckin house, dirty you
what type of fly...? how fast are they going?
i can catch them in a fist fairly consistently but im not particularly fast, just good with spacial awareness and seeing relative speed quickly.
protip: if a fly lands on a surface, put your hands about 6 inches above it and clap, usually it will jump up as a reflex right into your hands
usually boxers use a tennis ball hanging from a string to practice head movement but i think you should be fast enough to start at bullet from a gun level
if you're killing flies all the time, it means your place is disgusting, you need to clean it.
I never said I swat them in my house. I usually swat them at restaurants when sitting outside. I'm pretty well known for it at certain restaurants. Or I'll go to the park.
Thanks man, I'll give it a try. I think I'm ready too
time flies if you're a faggot
well if youre well known for catching flys across town then your cover's already blown. Ya blew ya dip
I don't catch them, I swat them.
It means you attract flies. Try better personal hygiene.
thanks for the laughs guys
it means that i dont want to shake your hands