You know what time it is

[Jace Anderson]

You know what time it is

[Jaxson Ward]

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[Caleb Rogers]

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[Dominic Morales]

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[Zachary Rogers]

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[Hunter Bailey]

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[Luke Bennett]

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[Logan Sullivan]

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[Adam Watson]

naw

[Gavin Sanders]

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[Jace Nguyen]

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[John Moore]

ok

[Hunter Anderson]

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[James Cruz]

lets go

[Mason Smith]

ok

[Wyatt Robinson]

Go

[Josiah Perez]

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[Julian Evans]

Ok

[Hunter Lopez]

Fine

[Cooper Nguyen]

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[Dylan Jenkins]

Rollo

[Robert Reyes]

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[Adam Davis]

fuck you

[Jordan Scott]

sureeee

[Andrew Powell]

Rolling

[Jace Campbell]

ROLL

[Noah Stewart]

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[Christian Myers]

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[Jaxon Watson]

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[Alexander Wood]

Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny

[Ryder Reed]

Last one

[Nicholas Gomez]

rell

[Jayden Reed]

rollin

[Ryder Perry]

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[Jayden Lee]

bb

[Matthew Murphy]

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[James Watson]

All 3

[Aaron Nguyen]

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[Justin Flores]

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[Thomas Baker]

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[Jordan Turner]

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[Samuel Nguyen]

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[Leo Campbell]

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[Jack Torres]

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[Robert Walker]

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[Caleb Bennett]

rawsl

[Alexander Lopez]

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[Joshua Gonzalez]

rall

[Blake Lee]

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[David Brooks]

Ok

[Gavin Anderson]

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[Ayden Torres]

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[Angel Reed]

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[Jacob Murphy]

Rolling

[Jose Miller]

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[Jaxon Bell]

gay

[Jonathan Gomez]

no

[Chase Butler]

damn it. at least my nut is less than a drop

[Christian Peterson]

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[Jacob Adams]

gang gang eskettit

[Logan Edwards]

o for 2 yeet

[Samuel Watson]

Batman

[Daniel Peterson]

Rollin

[Nolan Perry]

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[Robert Long]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

[Jose Myers]

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[Jordan Johnson]

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[Henry Hughes]

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[Julian Reed]

rollin'

[Adrian Gomez]

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[Benjamin Gonzalez]

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[Benjamin Stewart]

it ain't me

[Brayden White]

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[Samuel Bell]

rollin

[Dylan Howard]

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[David Russell]

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[Jaxson Ward]

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[Christopher Nelson]

rolling

[Zachary Sanchez]

rolling

[Angel Brown]

fuck off qu33r

[David Cox]

Roll.

[Charles Russell]

Jaja

[Eli Miller]

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[Ryan Turner]

Rolling for fun

[Adrian Butler]

fuck it, rollin

[Joshua Wilson]

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[Juan Sullivan]

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[Jason Edwards]

rolling

[Nathaniel Adams]

green

[Ian Gomez]

aha ha ha not today

[Hunter Roberts]

rolling

[Landon Perez]

Rolling

[Benjamin Gray]

as if I'd eat my own cum...

[Jace Diaz]

Roll

[Gabriel Martin]

Roll for all 3

[Juan Garcia]

roll for being a fag

[Landon Green]

Rolling

[Hudson Foster]

12 o' clock

[Aiden Baker]

Lufjoe

[Nolan Harris]

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