FINALLY lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 27 at an Asian massage parlour and sated (atleast for today) my 2 decade long craving for asian. spent $292 because i was a horny idiot that overspent and dont regret a damn thing.
AMA. FYI, she was a thick but not too thick short Japanese+Hawaiian+irish girl. as exotic as you can get. she even smelled like pineapple.
Proof.
pics or didnt happened
how the hell would he have proof?
do you really think they allow you to take pictures of a parlour that literally sells you prostitutes? wut?
Was the $2 in change? Did you run out of money? Wtf.
you cant believe everything thats have been posted on the internet, unless there is a proof
and? do you feel anything changed?
something tells me not really.
no, house fee was $60 but since i used a card they charge you 10% extra in order to offset card machine fees.
For the first time in my life, im sexually satisfied after only cumming 1 time. usually i fap 3-5 times a day to get satisfied. not today. i actually feel good.
Catch anything? Was the pussy stinky? That's my fear, you buy an assistant and she gives you something you can't get rid of.
lucky you.
23 here. Was about to lose my virginity on thursday to a solid 7/10 but couldnt get it up. Shit sucked. Ended up fingering her twice til she came..
Sex with a prosty does not count. Still virgin
Why didn't you use performance enhancers? Nice dubs btw
no, she actually smelt good, a hint of pineapple like i said. her pussy smelt like fresh water. they have showers/table showers so they keep themselves clean constantly throughout the day. i wore condoms except during handjob, so we will see if i caught anything within the week.
i was worried about that too, but the way she was dressed, combined with my IMMENSE fetish for asians, my fetish for short thick women, and fetish for nicely painted toenails, i had a very hard time keeping it down... which is why i overspent. she drained me just with a handjob alone, but i still had such a raging erection that i had to keep fucking her even if i couldnt cum again.
i was surprised i didnt cum instantly tho.
how does one fine one of these magical places... asking for a friend
>Why didn't you use performance enhancers?
Because im 23 and horny as fuck. Didnt I need any. Weird thing is, I was kinda hard right before she took her thong off.
what did she do for 292 dollars?
I lost my virginity at 13. I dont know how u guys let so many years pass and do nothing about it. If i was virgin at 18 i would had payed a whore
3-5 times a day? Goddamn son. Cut back.
rubmaps is your best bet to finding one with 100% accuracy. even if you dont pay to read the reviews you can get an idea of which parlor offers "happy endings" by the number of reviews.
Everything in the world i wanted to do to her. i actually made her cum, i felt the pussy twitching. she was my fuck toy for 3 hours, even let me go overtime.
Nice, seems like a good time.
Was it what you expect it would be?
>so we will see if i caught anything within the week.
Several STDs and STIs only show up months later.
Always do an STD test once a year at least, 3 months after your last encounter if you do not have sex regularly.
Where i live its not easy to find one, and its next to impossible to get a asian escort. if i was going to pay some bitch to fuck i wanted it to be asian, and if i lost my virginity i wanted to lose it to an asian. but i couldnt find an asian. it was only recently that i discovered how to correctly find AMPs that give actual happy endings (which i thought was porn only) and only today did i let my balls drop and go check it out to see if i wasnt being bullshitted. those places are well hidden.
it was more than i expected. i was going in having a lot of doubts and with no high hopes. i expected wrinkly old ladies, but what i got was a tanned till golden brown/bronze short and thick asian milf with D sized tits and god tier ass. i shit you not, she was a solid 8/10, especially considering her actual age. but without my asian fetish bias i guess some guys would rate her 7/10. she really was very hot milf tho.
it was covered the entire time, but it was one of those cheap free condoms so sometimes it came halfway off. i think ill be ok, but ill check.
ty, how did you initiate the convo?
I didnt need to, she intiated it. the provider i had in particular was a very chatty, giggly type of girl that likes to tell jokes. im not a very socially talkative person, infact i consider myself very boring in that aspect. but she got me chatting and joking with her.
>it was covered the entire time, but it was one of those cheap free condoms so sometimes it came halfway off. i think ill be ok, but ill check.
Most likely you will be. But still it is responsible to regularly get checked now that you have a sex life.
awesome man, thanks and congrats!
Sauce!
i will, since i plan on going back a few more times.
i forgot, but there arnt any more pics of that particular girl anyway.
It counts for losing your virginity but it doesn't count in your score/numbers. OP is no longer a virgin but he's fucked zero chicks.
lets be real here, whats the real difference between a hooker and a chick you met off the streets or in a stank bar? you still have to pay for the bitch one way or another. atleast with a prostitute/hooker you get to have sex immediately rather tha play games for a week to get in bed with some random "chick" who wants you to pay for food, movie, dinners, etc first.
How did she offer her extra services ?? Was there a specific Time Frame, money wise to spend, in order to actually fuck her, thats why the 290 price ??
I've fucked chicks I met on the subway, in coffee shops, in bars, on the same day I met them. Didn't have to pay for anything. That's why hookers don't count. I've fucked around 285 chicks. For hookers, I don't keep track. Hundreds though maybe pushing 1000 - I live in Europe where it's legal.
You fucked cum guzzling rats then, not real chicks. The quality bar goes down with women like that my man, even hookers are worlds above those kinds of disease ridden filth. Cant believe you stuck your pecker in those. Its the same as cutting a hole in a dumpster and fucking it.
You know im right. when something is free the the entire world including its gutters has access to it. when something is not free it limits the filth that can access it. the difference between a clean dumpster and a dumpster thats been filled to the rim with trash, which one would you rather jump in if you were forced too?
she used hand motions when she was making a menu. for example she motioned a dick jerking motion when listing the price for handjobs, a sucking motion when listing price for BJ, and etc. She says "everything" when you want to fuck her no holds barred.
the time frame is whatever the house fee is for a regular massage. so if you paid 60 for a 45 min massage, you are going to get 45 mins, so make sure you dont waste alot of time with the massage or else you are going to get fucked, and it wont be by her. just ask her to flip you over which is what i did, she will start playing with ur dick.
the price was 292 for me because i got greedy. she made me shoot my load half way across the room the first time with just a handjob which i paid 60 for (i could have negotiated 50 or even 40 for that, but i didnt care i was horny and she will discount me the next visit anyway). after she made me cum i wanted more, even tho she literally drained my balls. so i gave her $100 for fucking (originally 140 but i got her to bring it down to 100) and paid the house fee again. i fucked her but i couldnt cum again cuz i was drained, i was just having fun fucking her and experiencing what it was like to finally fuck an asian, and it was fun. she legit tried her hardest to make me cum again tho, which is why we ended up going overtime. God knows she tried, she was sweating like a damn pig just straight pleasing me for an hour and 15 mins straight, like a sex slave.
worth. every. penny.
Do you think she'd like her buttcheecks massaged and asshole licked?
Did you post state? I missed it if so. CA?
Thanks for the Info and Congrats user
to clarify, i spent 292, but i only gave the girl 160 total and 132 went to the house because i paid an extra $66 for more time.
the girl herself is paid in tips only, so she only made that 160 off of me.
Funny story, i tried to lick her asshole while we were in 69, but i had no idea how to reach it... so i just licked her pussy instead. i couldnt help myself, it was just so beautifully presented to me.
i massaged her cheeks the entire time and made her cum in doggy, so i guess she liked it idk. i honestly had no idea what i was doing. i just pounded her really hard and she liked it.
you in toronto ?
it was NOLA. Louisiana. im sure most AMPs are different, but ill say this. the girl i visited was wearing a see through dress, thong, and bra with crystal high heels. something you would NEVER wear on the street, even as a prostitute because of how obvious it looks. the place itself also had no windows and you had to go up 2 flights of stairs and 2 locked doors to get into.
so basically, its alot easier than i thought to figure out which amp gives HEs and which doesnt. still, check rubmaps to be 100% sure because some places might not be so obvious.
hot, thanks.
>She says "everything
>no holds barred
More like 'no holes barred', am I right?
Can't believe you ate out a prostitue, and you even tried to eat her ass.
Nigga you probably just ingested the exotic flavors of a thousand dicks. Well done.
ewww you licked a prostitutes pussy?
its not as bad as you think. Women have there pussies cleansed naturally.
also i was horny, i honestly wasn't planning on doing that and infact was going to avoid it. heat of the moment...
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im not in toronto, in in NOLA. (new orleans.)
>its not as bad as you think
bro thats fucking gross lmfao
is it really tho? what about all the guys ur gf fucked in the past, unless u dated a virgin, in which case hats off too you sir.
well whats done is done, no going back after that.
Lol. She's a prostitute. She probably fucked big dick Jamal from the hood right before you walked in.
> i honestly wasn't planning on doing that
I can understand this part though. Just unfortunate.
yeah and you 100% didnt make her cum, prostitutes working all day dont see it as sex.
She told me a few times that i was her first customer. She also said i was her coolest customer because of the way i came. im a cum shooter, so i shoot cum like a nerf water gun on top of me purposely not fapping and cumming for 2 days. i wanted to see her reaction, and it did not dissapoint. her reaction and comments were like a kid seeing a spaceship with his favorite superhero on top of it launch off into space for the first time. that was the highlight of the day, she was adorable.
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>10%
Bwahahahaha nigga use cash when underground
performance anxiety is common, next time drink enough to shed your anxiety but not too much otherwise you get whiskey dick
i mean she told me she came. i guess she could be lying, but i did feel her pussy twitch and pulsate on my dick aswell as her legs shake. and the back of her neck got really sweaty. i didnt even want to do doggy but she asked me to do it so she could cum.
just going off of what happened, i think she came.
i will next time, i just didnt want to bring a wad of cash with me.
Why not just download Tinder?
Man, I'm glad you had fun. Congrats on losing your v-card. However, I hope you realize that prostitutes are essentially pros at making you believe whatever shit they throw at you.
People that have a hard time getting it up is usually because of a self confidence issue. not caring helps better than anything else.
of course i know that. i really wasnt caring for the sweet talk she was giving me, i just fucking loved the reaction she had at me blasing my load all over the room. she was moving it like a fire hose and talking as if it was also shooting out diamonds. great times.
>japanese
Literally jelaous rn to the point i want to kms
>googles what happens when girl orgasms
>pulsate
>Neck sweat
you don't actually believe this, do you? you're not actually so shut in and disconnected from real life you believe the "compliments" from a whore? you know that is her literal job, right?
god i hope this is bait
Pic related?
Hey man, i legit didnt know women sweated like a fountain from the back of their neck till she told me (she knew i was a virgin). she was like "feel hear. see? thats what happens when a girl cums *laughs*). had no idea that was a thing.
you can believe me or not, but thats what went down lol.
You literally think they don't? No wonder you paid nearly $300
>omg me so asian you cum long shot
>you so cool
>omg I came
dude get real. you're going to fall in love soon for some whore.
she cums easily. hence the job. she obviously loves sex to the degree of fucking complete fucking strangers for money.
dude she fucks the nastiest dudes ever.
enjoy your fantasy I guess.
next time get it all done for free from a girl in RL
Believe what? i have no reason to believe she would lie about me being her first customer nor do i even care. i came there to fuck an asian and blow my load, and thats what i did my good bro.
Must be nice OP i want an Asian :'(
Lurking user here. Ive been to countless AMPs, very few places allow pictures because they want to remain discreet so that LE(law enforcement) doesnt fuck the business over. Its sound reasoning. Im pretty sure you have never been to an AMP before if you actually think a majority of them allow pictures... this is ESPECIALLY true if its your first visit there. 100% of the time, if its your first visit, you will not be allowed to take pictures unless you sneak them in or something. This is because they have no idea who you are or if you are LE or not. This might change if you visit them multiple times, but even on multiple visits some providers are too paranoid to allow it because they want to remain discreet...
Why the hell do you think they use fake pictures on Backpage or Craiglist? Go to an AMP for the first time, try to take pictures and report back.
Sounds like someone needs to get laid and is jealous that OP got laid instead :^)
Err, whats your point? Because im not seeing it.
btw, she spoke really good English kek.
>Sounds like someone needs to get laid
sadly this.
I'm at rubmaps.ca but looks too expensive.
I mean if I got a nice long massage and a nice long HJ with a super hot asian and it was super fucking hot.
maybe ever sex or finger fucking her.
sure I'd pay $100
I think the entire point of buying a hooker is to live out a fantasy and in the OPs case it was to fuck an asian. his fantasy got fulfilled. Why are you so mad at that?
>made her cum
sure u did.
Wtf is an amp?
It's what I did to ur mum last night m8
making girls cum isn't that hard at all. its more on them to make selves cum / tell you or show you what they want.
>.ca
theirs your problem, get the fuck out of Canada.
btw, they do let you finger fuck and touch them while they are giving you a HJ. i mean i did 69 during the HJ portion before i even paid for the "everything else" portion.
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Good ol' NOLA. That city holds special meaning to me.. Good for you user finally got passed one of the hardest milestones to achieve.