How do you want to die, Sup Forums?

How do you want to die, Sup Forums?

Not sure, give me some ideas.

Smiling in the arms of someone I love, obviously.

Unexpectedl

I don't entertain anime faggots and youtube cancers image reaction pics faggots. Bye, felicia.

of old age, with my future wife, kids, and extended family around me, then wife dies shortly after. Seen it in a premonition

in my sleep during a wet dream

Fucking a succubus in the butt.

In a blaze of glory mowing down neo nazis with a thick bitch on my arm and another one on her knees holding my leg.

Reality - most likely going to be old age cause I'm in good shape and my family lives for fucking ever. Which sucks.

A women choke me to death. Is that bad?

cuddling my bf

Killing a many bad people as possible.

getting a heart attack while jerking off, when someone finds me he has something to laugh

Ideally I'd drink myself to death. Maybe throw in some blow snorted off a male prostitutes dick and a healthy bit of dramamine. Hell, since this is a death fantasy, add in Betty White making me singapore slings.

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being beaten up by sexy women,2D if possible

Airplane Crash.

not at all

You got that bf yet? Maybe we can die in each other's arms together.

Wresting a honey badger....the most fearless creature on planet earth

Fucking lulus sweet asshole

hanging myself out of a plane

yea i have a bf already
and he means the world to me

i like you, guys

Dang...well, that's good for you user. Gives me hope that the dream is possibly achievable anyway.

I hope one day my son backstab me so i can die proud

> Wake up at 10am
> The house is quiet
> My dream gf is sleeping in my arms
> We're both naked
> She opens her eyes and smiles at me
> we kiss
> we cuddle for an hour
> At 11 we have brunch at the cafe next to the lake
> we walk around holding hands in the shadows of the trees
> I lay a blanket out under a tree and we cuddle again
> I'm on my back
> She lay in my arms
> I smell her hair
> We kiss
> She stabs me in the gut
> I die slowly in the cool shade with the most beautiful girl in the world

>Watch cute lil white girl walking out of the park
>follow her around for a few hrs standing back in the shadows
>She gets on a bus follow her
>Sit down right next to her even though she gives me a weird face
>stand up after the bus takes off
>Scream allahu akbar and gain everyone's attention
>proceed to set of my suicide vest

it's not how, it's when, and that is now, anytime really.

With quantum computer perfectly replicating the neural activity of my own brain ready to take over.

Quickly

Are you worth that?

I have every thread hidden at this point fuck this board

Fighting 1000 American pitbulls to the death, all at once in a Roman Arena... I would die that way any day and i mean rn if someone could record it and upload it to youtube

i´d wanna go from trying to stab somebody who ends up killing me with my own knife on a rainy day

At the tender age of 98, shot by her newlywed husband in their bed the day after they were married.

Lets be honest you wouldn't kill one, the entertainment would be them ripping each other apart.

Oh also i wouldnt want weapons to battle these dogs id wanna use my bare fist just kill maybe 4 pits then get tired and let them pull me apart in front of a crowd of 1million people

straight up want my longtime bf to stab me to death

too particular of a set of instances for just anyone to do it

he hits me occasionally already I just have to incite more and more violence

only problem is that I don't want him to get in any trouble and I want him to get away with it

No ive killed a pit with a metal rod but the real challenge is killing them with my bare fist.. if anyone can get 1000 full grown pitbulls in a stadium field let me know you also have to have a very high quality camera i wouldnt want my death on some shit i phone quality camera

Eaten alive thanks.
Thinking of volunteering at an animal reserve with hippos to accomplish this.
I want my tombstone to read degenerate in all fucking caps nigga.

Show tits with bruises or GTFO

>girl