Character lights a cigarette

>character lights a cigarette
>takes 2 pulls and puts it out

>character makes coffee
>doesn't even take a sip

>character is a heavy smoker
>doesnt get winded after climbing a flight of stairs
>doesnt wake up in the middle of the night in a horrible coughing fit
>can run for more than 50 meters

>2 Characters post coitus
>Women smokes a cigarette while Man is stunned

Smokers should be shot in the back of the head

>matches go out
>uses cigarette to light bomb fuse/ignite gas

Careful there, kiddo.

lel virgin angst

>character goes to sleep
>doesnt masturbate first and sleep with cum on his chest
way to be realistic Hollywood

>character lights a cigarette and gazes thoughtfully out the window at an urban, neon environment during a light rain-shower

I hope to experience this at least once in my life.

>lel u a virgin xDDDD

DUDE
SMOKING
LMAO

>being this poor and/or addicted
I do this all the time

DUDE

I once chainsmoked and gazed out my window at an escalating argument between a non-local drunk student and 4 dudes who lived in my building.

The motel down the block's sign was neon though, so there's that.

i always do this

>virgin angst
is this literally a classified fear of dying before losing your virginity?

That sounds like a wonderful snapshot.

>character has fresh meal sitting in front of him
>pushes his plate onto the floor because it's not chicken tendies

thanks for proving my point plebbit

sounds like the perfect atmosphere to chain smoke too

there's nothing more reddit than smoking

>there's nothing more reddit than vaping
ftfy faggot

>Character is Japanese
>Uses a katana for no reason

i wipe the cum off with my blanket. is that gross?

same thing

>pours the tiniest drink so he can down it in one chug

it would be gross if you didn't

this

you take a drag of a cigarette. A pull is taking a swig of liquor.

>character drunkenly backhands wife
>she doesn't fight back in a narcotic induced rage
>no police come to the home and know the kids by name
>kids don't grow up in creepy foster homes

Are you okay, user?

Son?

Reddit can not lay claim to my bad habits. That is malhabipropriation, and I will not stand for it! Seriously, though, if all of Reddit picks it up, that might be enough of an impetus to overcome at least one of my self destructive addictions.