Well bros getting a divorce from my crazy ass wife...

Well bros getting a divorce from my crazy ass wife.....2 young kids i love more than anything but honestly want to an hero if i have to endure another day with her....she was mad at me for a really basic argument and slapped our daughter.....so naturally im gonna end it because she brought them into our argument....what i cant do anymore is have them suffer because shes an emotional wreck.....i make 60 k a year and she makes nothing......am i super fucked bros?

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Judges are super biased toward mothers for custody. If you have a good lawyer and concrete evidence of her hitting the kids you can probably win custody on the grounds that she's abusive, though.

This. Evidence is crucial.

What makes you think she'll stop abusing the kids if you're dead?

Im just saying as far as child support goes im sure she will get custody

Send some nudes of your wife...trust me...you'll feel better...

Hide camera drug her so she is irrational get video of violence call cops and restraing order check mate

The thing you need to do is gather evidence of abuse.

Set up cameras, get an audio recorder, anything to gather evidence.

You absolutely MUST document each and every time she's done it. Keep records off site and away from her control. A lock box or with a trusted friend.

Audio record EVERYTHING and be on your utmost perfect behavior. Never yell back at her, never start a fight, never even raise your voice. No matter how upset and angry you are, speak in a calm cool collected manner to her.

And when she does start screaming make sure you say stuff like "Honey,please calm down, Susan and Nathan are right here and are getting upset." This shit looks AMAZING in court and does a shitload of damage to her "i'm a good parent" claims when she keeps screaming and yelling in front of the kids.

This is a long game thing. DO NOT make any rash decisions and go filing for a divorce right away. You'll get raped by the courts.

Additionally. You've been with her a while so you can put up with it a little bit longer. And since you know her you know EXACTLY what buttons you can quietly press to piss her off.

Kill your wife dude shes gonna abuse your kids she sounds like a shit mother i can tell you how to kill her if you wanna go that road OP... I can teach you the ways of dead body disposal

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Seriously OP, this.

I love you guys honestly....this really sucks and kills me that im going through this...its cool to have bros to talk to

Or this too OP this is a very very good option if you dont think your capable of murder

This is the way to go, you are doing this for your kids user. You must do this for your kids.

No problem

I just hope it doesn't really fuck them up later down the road going through all this

What was argument about?

What state are you in?

I seriously suggest you get one of those USB voice recorders. They're cheap enough and the ones I had were pretty damn good. I had one tucked up on the ceiling fan in both of the kids rooms, our room, the kitchen, and one around my neck.

My lawyer is the one who reccomended long-gaming it and not rushing into anything. He said the guys who get fucked are the ones who rush into it and don't collect the evidence. He also said nationwide even with strong evidence of emotional abuse the states still give primary custody to the mother. The more evidence you can gather showing how abusive and unstable she is the better off your case.

If she ever hits your kids (like mine did) then IMMEDIATELY take them away from the danger. record the conversation with your kid being careful not to lead them. My lawyer suggested:
>"You're not in trouble sweety. Are you ok? Alright it's over. I'm sorry that happened. Do you want to tell me how you feel?"
What the kid says in response in addition to an unbroken line of audio evidence from the whole thing will go a long way in showing how bad of a parent she is.


I know you want to take your kids out of this situation as FAST AS YOU CAN. But you CANT. I'm sorry but you can't. The courts and our government won't allow that to happen. You're a man and therefore are the lesser option in raising your children. You need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you are the emotionally, financially, and responsibly stable parent compared to her in order to gain primary custody.

You need to consider every single little possible thing she could ever POSSIBLY bring up in court against you.

NEVER speak ill of the children.
NEVER yell at them.
NEVER say no to going to their school function
NEVER not know where they are.

In addition, don't have any porn anywhere in the house. No magazines, no dvds, no toys, no websites or streaming services.

if you love your kids and want them, it's not a game. it's not a 'well, lets explain the situation to a judge and since im right i'll win'
its your fucking kids lives and if you want primary custody you don't take a chance, the mother has to be out of the picture where having custody awarded to her is not possible.
get her caught red handed for a crime that will put her away for a long ass time. if she weasles out into probation/parole and even so much as contacts you or the children, break into her house, spike the drugs, get her drug tested, vop'd, and gone again.
don't give her the chance to sabotage things by making up evidence that you're unfit, you end it at the first inkling she might fight for custody.

is not good enough. you don't take that chance. she might win anyway, make stuff up about you and get her friends to go along, or the judge might be so biased even that isn't enough when theres nothing against you.

not a game.

Furthermore establish an open line of contact with the teachers and maintain that contact to make yourself THE point of contact between the school and your children.
>"Hello Mrs Stilton. I'm Susan's dad and was wanting to contact you to see how things are going with her in class. (find some b.s. excuse to have initiated contact)."

Make yourself active in their school. Volunteer to help out at functions and encourage your kids to participate in shit and then volunteer to help do that shit. The courts eat that shit up.

Because the courts do, have, and will contact the schools.

>pike the drugs

spike the drinks with drugs*

eat your own cum dude.

its the only way out now

Anyways if all else fails murder your wife, you tell her your going on a drive then drive far out to the woods till you can no longer hear cars or people in general,
Them do your killing anyway possible, before hand you need to make hydrochloric acid, you need to buy from somewhere a 500ml drum of Sulfuric Acid then kill small animals and put them in the oil drum over night while those are converting the acid go out and buy a freezer big enough to store the oil drum in, after you let the animal melt you freeze the acid, now back to killing the bitch, heres what you do, kill her in the middle of nowhere but dont let the blood get on any clothes but keep a tarp in your car for your kill, when the whore is dead wrap her body beautifully take her body a cut the limbs to 5 pieces, body legs arms and head, then bring it back home clean and dispose of any tools used (Carefully), now put the body in ypur hydro chloric acid wait 2 days the acid should be of brown sludge keep the hydrochloric barrel in the freezer during the process, when its over with take your oil drum bring it to a field dig a hole and dump the acid carefully now cover it up with dirt, you want a cover story for the police also dont use credit cards for any tools during this process only cash this is what the Californian CWB does it works well but leave no traces afterwards. No evidence. No case on you..

absolute nonsense

>put the body in the hydrochloric acid
>be sure to keep the hydrochloric acid in the freezer while you do this
>it will take two days

Are you fucking retarded? cold temperatures slow down reactions an d hydrochloric acid isn't strong enough even at boiling temperatures to liquify a body in two days anyways.

If true feels for you man, nothing will you tear you apart more in this world than children.

If you're going to get rid of a body then you need a a couple tarps, kiddie pool, knife, and livestock.

Idiot if you do that it melt thoroughly without any little chuncks floating did you know that stupid bitch i should kill your ass insulting me you bitch! FUCK YOU!

Livestock is hard to get ahold of unless you buy some hungry ass pigs

this x1000

killing her brings too much heat. if anyone knows about the impending custody battle, you go from #1 suspect already to the cops having a hardon for you because they KNOW who did it

people with zero experience are rarely good enough to get away with murder when the cops know exactly who did it and why, and just need to prove it.

You don't have to get hold of any livestock. You just need to know where it is.

He could eat her remains then never get caught

I hear a site called dadsdivorce.com/ is pretty useful

True

autist.

I left my crazy ass psycho ex when my daughter was a year and a half. Similar reasons, didn't want kids to see us fight. 3 years after I left she decided to get anger management and help for being fucked up because my kid hated her and wanted to be with me.
There's life after crazy bro. Now I look at her and think thank fuck I'm not with her anymore.
Yeah your only super fucked that she's going to rape your 60k a year in alimony. Thats the real kicker bro. Have a great divorce anyway man, and go fuck some single bitches.

dadsdivorce is a shitty fucking site and group that has been castrated and cucked into the "fair" fight.

Your cunt of a wife is going to fight dirty every single fucking step of the way to gain as much money as she possibly fucking can to get you strung over the barrel.

OP. fight the long game, get the evidence, do absolutely EVERYTHING you can to sabotage every possible thing she could do to try and fuck you over in family court.

no, see you're still trying to play the game when it's massively rigged in her favor.

you take her out of the picture period. killing brings too much heat so it's prison. keep her locked up til the kids are 18.

You need to remember this.

Good lawyer + get kids to testify if possible. It'll fuck them up, but not as bad as spending the rest of their youth with her (if she's as bad as you say).

Fight hard; don't be a cunt. Get a young girlfriend once it's over.

Think of it this way

If you an hero, your kids are robbed a father, and are now stuck with a jobless abusive twat

Just keep telling yourself they need to be around someone that's going to remind them that they're awesome, show them how to treat others, and have a safe place to be.

thry to negotion a half n half agreement about custody
if this is the case you get to see your kids half the time and you wont have to pay child support to the bitch

Fuck that dont hide the camera. Show concern about hearing robberies in the area, setup survielance. An abusive dickwad will forget about a camera eventually

ITT: People who are going to lose custody because they try to play a rigged game.

No burry your wife 4m or more into the ground
then only 1 m deep burry a dead animal like a dog or cat. The dogs they use for finding her afterwards will find the spot aand the police will think it is a false flag because they find the animal corpse

I'm only speaking from experience. But with all the evidence of physical and emotional abuse along with recordings of her screaming at me that she was going to run away with the kids and never let me see them again.
>"but mommy we don't want to leave daddy."
>"I SAID SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!"
>*smack*
>"Don't hit him."
>"WHY!? What are YOU gonna do hit me!? Oh that'll be rich, who will the police fucking believe."
>*SMACK*
>"WAAAAHHHH stop it mommy"


I ended up getting awarded full custody.

>the dogs they use for finding her afterwards....

No. The dogs are trained to detect human carrion.

If I was generous, I would say this is a shite troll.

Killing the coont is only going to greatly increase risk, and highly likely going to jeapordize relationships with your kids. How do you raise kids from jail.

Id suggest going along the lines of the long game. Make sure its known via evidence that you're the one making sure the kids are taken care of. What the coont wants to do with the rest of her life is why you want a divorce.

I know someone who has 2 kids and makes 60K a year with a wife that makes nothing...I know their marriage is on the rocks. What's the first letter of your name?

You need to talk to a lawyer, not Sup Forums. If it's over, it's over, but you made a committment to that woman, and ending things because she disciplined your child in a way that you don't agree with is petty.

G

Just because you got lucky and won doesn't mean that's a chance that should be taken.

Had she been just a little smarter and had a friend or two to back her up, you might not have been so lucky.

Damn, if it would've been a C, I would've been mind blown, man. Best of luck through your hardships.

Isolate out potential financial things that could fuck you over.

Credit/debit cards (especially with joint access)? End them asap.
Contact any account you may have and make sure they know who you are and be very expliccet who can access what account.

Im not sure how, but make sure you are not liable for any credit she may attempt to get extended in the mean time (ie she cant sign for you)

>am i super fucked bros?
Yes, you got married and had kids.
Me, I got married, but no kids, so all she can take is every cent I ever earned.
Lucky me.

44 years old here. All true:

I went through a divorce in California. It literally almost killed me. If I posted how many years and $$$ the whole process took, you wouldn't believe me. Visitation was a mess, but summers were ok. I never thought financially I'd be ok, but I'm actually doing well now. I'm single and have been (mostly) since the divorce. I know guys who went through worse, and she accused me of being a pedo.

>Im not sure how, but make sure you are not liable for any credit she may attempt to get extended in the mean time (ie she cant sign for you)
In almost every state this is nearly impossible to do.

Debt AND assets accumulated during the marriage period are generally considered communal property regardless of whos name it is in.

even if she on her own goes and racks up 50 grand in debt in her name only the courts will often split it 50/50 even when it's only in her name.

Is there a way to point out the origin date of the seperation, the knowledge of the financial situation, the established pattern of credit before the date, and due to you being the one fully in employment and supporting all parties involved during the course of the marraige, barring extreme medical neccesity, this can only be percieved as retaliatory; therefore she should recieve the full burden of the loan.

/not a lawyer.

yes and the cost of proving that in court will likely exceed the debt anyway.