What do you do?
What do you do?
Bentley Nguyen
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Wyatt Long
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Grayson Foster
run a train on dem bitches
Joseph Sanchez
stop the trolley with my super strength
Easton Reed
Travel to your house and add you to the pile for posting this.
Gavin Murphy
walk away
Elijah Johnson
This nigga KNOWS
Lincoln Cook
add sage to the options field
James Campbell
>Allow five people to die but do nothing
>Willingly sentence one man to death
I let the trolley go over the five people, then pull the lever so that the next trolley goes over the sixth man
Hudson Gray
pull
Chase Cooper
If the one person is collectively more important to me than the five on the other track, I let the five die.
If the other five are collectively more meaningful to me than the one, I let him/her die.
If they're both equally stranger / unimportant to me, I let the one die and save the five.
This is the correct answer.
Jeremiah Lopez
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Elijah King
go to art school.
Robert Walker
Crack a beer and enjoy the view
Easton Lee
do nothing, letting someone(s) die is not the same as killing.
Dominic Harris
type "sage" in the option field and call OP a faggot.
Oliver Ross
Throw the switch after the trolley has crossed halfway
Eli Garcia
Run away. I don't have to make such hard choice
Grayson Moore
Kill 5 people, because killing one people is like killing the whole world, but saving one life is like saving the whole world
Jeremiah Powell
Oh no. What would Dudley Do-Right do?
Kayden Russell
Do nothing. By pulling it I'm committing murder and I don't want any ambulance chasing jew lawyer coming after me.
Adam Hall
beat the shit out of the traindriver
Brody Wood
This is the correct answer.
Jordan Fisher
throw lever on track. de-rail train. had me for about 5 minutes.
Andrew Gray
I'm afraid that quote is taken out of context. Killing one MUSLIM is like killing the world, and vice versa for saving him. If they didn't take it out of context, the Quran would literally just be a book full of rules about killing polytheists and oppressing women.
Kevin Allen
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Angel Richardson
Ok this was probably the most intelligent piece of satire I've seen in the past 6 months.
Jason Nelson
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Kayden Hall
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREETS
Cooper Gutierrez
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Kevin Barnes
Nothing. The free market will fix it.
Isaiah Allen
push him ... after
Gabriel Sanchez
push him off but make sure he doesn't fall in the trolley's path
Robert Flores
Killing the bigger number people will make me and the one survivor close
Owen Sanchez
drive over the one guy, then reverse and drive over the other guys, and then run the train into a building
Jayden Edwards
I was thinking the same thing
Andrew Thomas
WELCOME TO THE BROKEN LOW
WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO LIVE
Adam Cox
Kek x 1000
Ryan Butler
Nothing.
Doing anything opens yourself up to legal liability.
Gavin Ward
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Tyler Collins
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Juan King
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Caleb Williams
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Julian Moore
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Brayden Fisher
>that one car with legs
Chase Davis
Keked and checked
Blake Campbell
all of the cars have legs.
Nathaniel Lee
nothing.
Bentley Nguyen
Leave and watch from the distance how the trolley squashes either one or five people.
Daniel Green
Unfortunately, this has a lot of truth to it.
If anybody asks why you didn't act, just tell the courts the stress paralyzed you
Nathan Wright
kek
Nathan Barnes
fatass > fat acceptance activists
Nathan Jones
reminds me of the three caballeros!
Leo White
Turn 360° and walk away
Josiah Cox
Do a 360 and walk away.
Bentley Lee
Call for a 2nd trolley
Liam Watson
It's illegal for me to pull the lever since I don't work for CN
Kevin Johnson
the cheat sheet