I have a $142 speeding ticket that i have to pay for by the 26th, i have no money because NEET

i have a $142 speeding ticket that i have to pay for by the 26th, i have no money because NEET.
what do?

You have a car = Not beeing a NEET

An HERO

it belongs to my mom

Then let her pay it

she's forcing me to pay for it

Don't pay, by law she is the one who has to pay.

ill give you $1 for every sharpie you can fit in your pooper.

sell crack

user you drive a hard bargain, but i dont have money for sharpies

user i just found sharpies, give me a few minutes

I found 13 is this ok?

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Ill match his payout + $1 for every letter you can draw with your ass

Pay up, i prefer bitcoin

Oh user please
Newfag?????

ill paypal u $142 if u guess ur post number

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I have a $223 transport fine due today, do you know why I got fined? For putting my feet on a chair :(

The laugh was worth it, post your paypal or email newfag

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[email protected]

Proof

Sent, enjoy newfag

How do i try forse

did user deliver

user did deliver, $127 to go

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Wish I got free money :(

Make me laugh as hard as this

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I declined it, i dont have a paypal, but thanks for the lulz

just go to court and plead for them to drop it down and make a payment plan.

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PayPal is [email protected] if u wanna help a jobless fagt kek

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my bad BEtEr

OP. Call the court and demand to fight the ticket in civil court. Then the day before court date call and reschedule. Then the day before next court date call and reschedule again, claim you have to go to work or you'll be terminated. They will reschedule only one last time. This time show up for court , by now you should have the money to pay the ticket but if not there's a good chance that the officer that's required to show up and prove that you were speeding won't show up to court again because he's already shown up 2 times prior and collected a full days pay from the county twice now for no reason and now you will have the ticket dropped and no points added to your license.
>True story
>Profit

You're a fucking retard. He didn't ticket the car. He ticked the driver. Ignorant fag

Someone took the bait