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my life edition

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ah yes, I too browse /brit/ for 12 hours a day

kiira

Quite literally and unironically me except I tend to just do nothing for a while and shower at about 1am

whats the point in getting married if you're gay?

halo i really like donel dunck
he is my favorite

don't like anime nor waifus, not one bit

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Was Ophelia pregnant?

Did Hamlet want to fuck his mother?

Was old king hamlet a cunt?

Did old king hamlet get cucked by his brother and hamlet is actually Claudius's son?

This is what Trump used to murder those people of colour

youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

this is why even if i could i will never get married
much better off dying a virgin

to make you feel normal and as if society actually thinks gays are okay

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>wake up at around 12ish
>lay about in bed until 1
>get up to shower, finish my morning bathroom routine a little after 2pm
>make some samosas and tea, then go sit outside to read until 4:30
>come inside to post on Sup Forums

and that brings us to now

Hop House 13 is the greatest beer of all time

want one of them dropped on my bollocks

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yes

Watching "hidden figures" ATM lads. Not sure if propaganda orr real
Also drink

just wanna know what it was

I'm a proud nonce.

have an exam soon

Good post

Opinions on Newcastle lads?
Im moving there to study in Sept.

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love this post

Jeg bryr meg ikke

it's ok - not the best, not the worst
uni's FULL of poshos for some reason

Remember the Old Gods

Another two should be dropped

sometimes I get the idea of circumcision

How did you feel when you realized that our social positions are essentially preset at birth? Do you ever note how "popular" or fashionable socialites of your age group are always consistently attractive, academically accomplished, and from at least an upper-middle class? These people grow for life. They were socialized just right and have the genes to not be inhibited in some way despite socialization.

Going to Northumbria uni btw.

yeah
wot of it leaf boy

shlomo

janny...

isn't there a part in that ad where a white woman gives birth to a black kid haha!!

listening to the gen 3 deoxys battle theme

same
can't motivate myself to revise
fug

touchpad is working properly again now

charli?

alri normbobbles

They got 1.4 billion for each bomb lol

tax money well spent

can you see the nigger coming out of her like a big black vagina shit?

which one's better?

she reminds me of a half white half paki teacher I had at secondary school

>only realising now that good genes and privilege lead to privileged people
bit slow lad

naughty slag
can't sing

Good lads, in my limited experience.

I'd watch some Aufwiedersehn Pet to acclimatise yourself to the accent.

Watch from 5:30
youtu.be/3tklaMNH7IA?t=5m30s

wish I could titfuck her while she was wearing that bikini

yeyeye

copy (1)

REALLY like these karens

left!

and yes that is exactly what i hoped for good job senpai

i swear to god i am determined not to die from this shit, i will consult the best doctors in the uk, i will bring my knowledge of non-small cell lung cancer up to the level of my knowledge of test cricket and penises, i swear to god i will nuke that cancer like a neocon warhawk nukes innocents in the name of '''''collateral'''' damage, i swear to god i will not go gentle into that goodnight because /cric/ needs me as much as i need life

Left is much better

did that fart bomb trump landed on afghansitan actually kill any ISIS as it was (supposedly) intended to

Janny I do NOT want to see that!

oh ok, it's right next to Newcastle uni anyway, probably a worse uni iibh but still dead central so you'll probably meet some of the poshos
Stereotype of Geordies throughout britain is v positive (apart from some butthurt scots), same on Sup Forums it seems, if that's worth anything

Cancerwanker loves his cancer

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>Stereotype of Geordies throughout britain is v positive
screaming

cheers lads x

she has literally no curves

I was stupid to think that there was some social mobility in this materialistic country. It's not necessarily true though because my family at from least three generations back have been very privileged, but there is something in our genes or just a general decadence to where I'm the few among white trash.

Who here's family tree has an illustrious canopy despite being rooted in shit?

all of my geordie stereotypes come from geordie shore

swear to god the janny for Sup Forums is non existent
when he does show up all he does is remove threads that were started too early
cunt

>isis
>in afghanistan
i bet they blew something else up and the public wouldnt be too happy about it if they knew what

no. she's just there holding a little black baby while in a hospital bed. she could probably have just been there for knee surgery

>Leicestershire
pffft fuck off, p much everyone likes Geordies

>I'm a failure therefore this country has no social mobility
actual retard

Didn't mean to reply to you previously. This is (1).

how do you draw them?

I just said I wasn't nor am I really in place to prove it fully yet.

geordie stereotypes:
>turbonormies
>bit stupid
>horse punchers
>very outgoing

remember that time he went on a crusade against chink posters?

ISIS do have a limited presence in Afghanistan. Nowhere near Al Qaeda or especially the Taliban's presence tho

we gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing we ever do

don't let it happen again

...focken....

I keep having dreams about a white woman in a muslim headscarf walking around a shop

what could it mean

yeah he was banning cara and crayon pop posters for ages
both of those things are quintessentially british

redcort.com/us-federal-bank-holidays/

>Easter Friday and Sunday literally aren't federal holidays in the US

What the fuck, the memes were right?

What the fuck is wrong with yanks

>know richfag girl addicted to heroin (rich lefty judge dad)
>her sister is studying a meme degree and doing badly anyway
>brother has become a tranny

Liberalism is the death of families.

Isis, Taiaban whatever same shit

*eats burger*

then what was the point in saying it fuckhead
you're wrong anyway. go to cuba and see what no social mobility actually is like

Who's watching that documentary on Fritzl?

Thanks lads.

no more at last i am free
free to work 8 hours a day and then be tired as fuck by 11pm

your future!

CHOOOOON

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You're seeing the future

>you're wrong anyway. go to cuba and see what no social mobility actually is like

The US I believe literally has the least social mobility among industrial nations with the UK second.

will be saving karen toad and there's nothing you can do to stop me

You admit defeat when you start censoring people who you disagree with. The fact that this has to be explained to people is a damn shame.

>parents are quite right-wing and hard-working
>my and all my siblings are losers to varying degrees
you're probably right that there's a trend though

On the Carlings

I thought it was going to be that mouse video which is pretty good