Did you want butter on that, handsome?

Did you want butter on that, handsome?

WHERE IS THE BLACK GUY?!

Fuck off slut, where's my nigga Robert?

My wife will have the BB-

Wait a minute. Something's wrong here...

I WANT ROBERT BACK I'M NOT USED TO CHANGE

Yes.
So where's Robert, he's normally here?

He died in a plane crash

Fuck off small guy. I. WANT. ROBERT!

I once fucked a twink in the ass using butter as a lube.

>autism

You're lying, there's something really fishy about this and I can smell it! WHERE'S ROBERT?

>Not RIP in Peace
you had one job

OFF BY ONE
COOOL!

t. Marlon Brando

YOU CANCEROUS WHORE

FUCK OFF ROASTIE

I WANT ROBERT

Well duh can't have crab legs without butter

wait a minute, why are your hands black?

something doesn't add up here.

No, I'm not an Amerifat slob like the rest of your family, whore. Hurry up and pour the mayonnaise.

can I get the crab legs with that?

>I'd rather have you instead, sweetie.
>She blushes and gives you a small nod, she mouths the word "Yes," but then a sudden feeling of warmness falls down your back and you wake up from your daydream. It was the user behind you who tripped over his anvil and spilled his crab legs all over you.
>You didn't ask her. You went into your little delusion after having a panic attack from the accidental touch you got when she handed you your crab legs.

u have to..be my girlfriend! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ "man, if this work I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so... *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal?

He was a [spoilers]cig[/spoilers] guy. [spoilers] He died of lung cancer. [/spoilers].

Mr Bowie? Thought you were dead.
Where's my nigga Tyrone?

Who's gonna fuck my wife now? Robert gets along really well with my wifes son as well where is he?

>[spoilers]
>[/spoilers]

What did he mean by this?

no hay patas de cangrejo señor

Where is the crab legs?

[spoilers]i can do it now because I'm a dumb fag and didn't know until you explained it[spoilers]

reddit.com

Bullshit. Was he shot before getting thrown out of the plane?

Great spoiler tag

LMAO

FIRST PERSON TO BUTTER MY POPCORN GETS TO STAY IN THIS THEATER

>Robert

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

I ASKED FOR SALTED POPCORN YOU FILTHY CUNT BITCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where's Jamal you faggot.

Y-You too

You are going to give me my Japanese spider crab legs or I'm going to blow your gucking brains out, Pablo.

Th-thanks, you too

>Tickets please?

Well hello there Jules.

I want to butter you

You just know Tyrone BLACKED Jules.

There you go, Jules.
Have you seen Robert today?

>Asking for tickets but is clearly handing them to me

FUCK YOU HAVOC

How's Robert treating you?

>tfw I actually had a concession girl say this to me
>she later have gave me her number
>never actually called her

Why isn't this on the top of the threads? Best thread on the board.

i am jules in real life

tell me about your theater, does it serve crab legs?
if i pet your falcon, will i die?

Good ol' Jules mah man

chill jules, i got this

ay yo white boyz, what you want?

H E L I V E S
E
L
I
V
E
S

YOU
IN MY WIFE
ON MY BED
NOW!

Hey, Jamal.

>SHOOT THE ONE IN THE SUIT, I'M THE REAL ROBERT. HE BEAT ME AND LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET BUT I JUST ESCAPED.

tfw Jules is cuter than Lana

>I'll take a box of milkduds cutie

>tfw my only interactions are
>You kind of look like that guy in the new Spider-Man movies
>from young/high school age males behind the concession stands each time I fucking order

>I'm the manager now

...

NO ONE CARED STOP LINKING TO THIS SHIT

London
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o
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Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

nope

...

>go to theater
>get snacks
>girl at the counter asks if I need anything else
>say "No I'm fine"
>she replies "You sure are"

and then i basically pulled a "y-you too" hope you're proud Sup Forums

heh, my fellow robots I performed a le EPICX raid on slash tv slash today, you would all be proud of my non-normie memes ;)

he didn't fly so good

Can we add Robert to the Baneverse now? the lore just gets deeper and deeper

i swear ive seen this fucking thread before with these exact replies

what the fuck

>implying Sup Forums has any original content
Don't kid yourself.

butters bad for you stay the hell away from me demoness

Do americans always eat guns at the cinematech?

Is this a /ck/ or /k/ question?

How do you prepare your guns when you get them at the films. Is it just a treat for movies or do they eat them at home as well?

Lana is so getting BLACKED

They are more like lunchables, mainly seen in schools but you can bring them to the movies too.