Alright Sup Forumsros. I need some Sup Forumsrilliance...

Alright Sup Forumsros. I need some Sup Forumsrilliance. GF is opening a salon it's going to be animal-friendly products only. Obviously haircuts, colouring. They're also gonna have an esthetician.

NAME THAT SALON!
(will bump with tits)

tits 1/?

tita 2/?

tits 3/?

Salon 41

tits 4/?

not baaad... but I dunno if that's great for lasting power

Im not sure, Ill ponder up a name and come back

But some advice, dont name it something personal to her, name it something that will appeal to the target audience

Oh, and take into account the sort of area you are in when naming. Is it mostly liberal, wanna be metropolitan cucks? Or rural, white trash conservative cow fuckers?

she's smart enough to not name it personally
its pretty liberal area. not fair from a west coast university. PS Canada-fag reporting.

>animal friendly

Erasistratus' Esthetics

Whores N Hair

"The Donald J. Trump Salon of Fantastic Hairstyles"

probably gonna go over most people's heads. like it did mine

i like this one. has a nice ring to it

kek
Would actually be a place we would go to but... I've seen how my MAGA hat gets reactions around here and it would not be good for business

salon for animals and humans? Sounds fucking dirty. Sounds like Pets-mart isn't meeting their quota

lol, read up nugga

Red's Rocket Cuts

[her name]'s Ark

I hope your not fronting any cash for this venture

agreed
She also enjoyed

I googlied it, not gonna stay ignorant if I don't have to.

it's not for animals... they will only sell non animal tested products ya fuckin pleb

why would a salon sell dog shampoo? Do people normally call salons asking for dog soap?

aww hell naw!
That's her mom's problem.
Nigga I bring up prenups on the second date. After going to my mother's 3rd wedding I'm pretty jaded for that type of shit.

Muff Cuts
>we cut a rug

i think dog shampoo is just cheap human shampoo....
and they wouldnt sell that.

Not op but that's pretty good. Plays into the whole lesbian w/a dog thing too

Just call it some retarded ass thing like "Green Cuts" or something

A+ for creativity
F for plausibility

Surely you mean "pawsability"?

/biz/ dropped
"pussy-safe hair salon"

kek

Call it Organically Grown Follicles

Saloney McSalonface

bit of a mouthful dontcha think?

not bad

Okay how about Steroid-Free Follicles

Cut Cut Hair Salooon

Me cut you long time

Cutter-pillar

Yo Mama Saloon

Curl up and dye

"Y'all Come Back Salon"

Yer da sells Avon Salon

El Salono so it sounds international

nice

haircut 10 dollah 5 dollah no shampoo

smart

wew

Natural Beauty

Parrucchiera per signora

Curl Up and Dye. I just made that up. Srsly.

Looks like she's going with Natural Attraction. So far you had the best idea, here are my best tits.

OP OUT fuckers! have a good night