OFFICIAL GIANTS SUICIDE/DEPRESSION THREAD

What do we do now?

>Get Odell therapy
>Keep everyone OFF THE BOAT
>Spend on a TE in free agency
>Draft McCaffrey or someone to fill Jennings' role
>Send Flowers on a sabbatical and teach him to get his hands up and block

>le white RB meme

Jk, McCaffrey's my boy

Feels bad.

If we just..

How did you bitches even get in the playoffs, what a fucking joke of a team

>implying the boat was why the Gnats lost
How about catching the cold ass football when you have it in the end zone?

FIRE MIKE SULLIVAN

YOUR MEMES ARE NOTHING

Sullivan barely has anything to do with the offensive playcalling IIRC

The offense's primary problem is that Flowers and the right side are all liabilities and Rashad Jennings is an old RB with poor vision.

They made it in by sweeping the cowboys you bandwagoner

>tfw brother is a jets fan and is literally cheering right now in the room next to mine
>want to say something but that will result in a legit fight. hand to hand

what to do bros

Maybe if they hadn't fled the cold to Miami they would be better adapted to it and actually be able to catch

Ha, nice

1v1 him fagit fucking hell

McCaffrrey sucks, look at his highlights and you'll see he has no juke at all

well giants need to diversify their shit better, but i don't think a panic button needs to be pressed. important thing is Steelers won

Memes aside it was a great year for the Giants. They have stepped up their game this season and have invested well. Offense really needs to figure some stuff out.

Very disappointing but we saw a typical Giants game today and they can fix it. Despite 38 points or whatever defense was stellar, offense was bad and it wasn't even Eli's fault. The recievers are eite and they will do better next year.

Fuck the Cowboys

This you fucking faggot
>not fighting your brothers

It's good natured horseplay tbqhwy

38-13

Diversify your bonds nigga

slap a rear naked choke on him until he taps and becomes humble.

People are actually born and raised in DFW, I heard Canadians were a myth

>The Cowboys got beat twice by the Gnats.

Why is your brother not a fan of the same team? You do have the same father, right?

Man I miss that team with Boss, hedgecock, plax, Strahan, feagles, shockey, etc

I think McAdoo needs to be reassessed big time. His team looked really unprepared. His play calling is terrible. And all the while he just stands there quietly with his dumb fucking pedo stache.

The team is in good shape though with just a LT and TE, then move flowers to RT.

I cant help but think the Vereen injury was the biggest shake up to the offense.

How does it feel to get BTFO by the Packers without Nelson?

Laugh at him for being a Jets fan

After last year's spending, I'm not sure giants have too much FA money to throw around. They set themselves up to win now

>Eli out
>Tim Bradley 5th ring confirmed

Patriots get to play the Toxins then the Chefs/Stoolers. He can't keep getting away with it.

why is the giants offense so miserable? is it because we dont have a legit RB? eli can make throws so i dont understand why we look so shitty on offense. this has been the problem for us all year

Just do what Eli did tonight, and just shit the bed.

Our defense is on point, hopefully we keep it together.

McDonalddoo needs to turn over play calling, he was absolutely outclassed today.

I'll root for Rodgers over Brady

Considering they have many other playmakers on their offense and the Gnats dont, this is a retarded statement desu

>gints

>defense was stellar
>give up 30+ points

This
Damage
Control

>Despite 38 points or whatever defense was stellar

Well, time to drink away the memory of this shitshow, fellow Giants fans.

Eli is running for his life on every play, and they line up in the same formation every play.

I actually forgot what losing a playoff game is like
Eli is the only one doing anything this fucking game.

>inb4 w-we beat dem boys twice!
Just kill yourselves.

>Despite 38 points or whatever defense was stellar

Just need to take Mcadoo off of offensive play calling, or anything to do with running the offence really.

COWBOYS WIN

No, it was accurate

It's true if you even watched the game retard
>Rodgers: Oh, Jordy gone? Ok ill juat throw passes to Cobb, Cook, Michaels xD

>Eli: Oh Ty dropped a pass? Ok ill just throw to Beck-- FUCK

>a-at least we beat the cowboys

Enjoy being last place in the NFC east for the foreseeable future cuck.

>What do we do now?

sit back like the good little faggot ass shit heads you are and watch America's Team, The Dallas Cowboys, cruise their way to a 6th super bowl victory.

>tfw the gnats got embarrassed by a bunch of over the hill geezers

L M F A O idiots.

you underestimate just how awful the skins are and will be as long as dan snyder is alive. have fun paying kirk cousins 50 million and fucking up your salary cap for the next ten years.

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Giants haven't scored 20 or more points in 6 weeks. Something is really wrong.

And if you think Jordy is their #1 receiver, Rogers just said they are better on the field when Cobb is there and healthy. He contributed to the 3 TDs tbq

Come on user, just watch the game before you start shitposting

Do a barrel roll

>tfw this game made me break my remote and throw half a pizza
Always next year, r-right?

Haha better luck next year kids

Are we calling NY Sports radio or does that even happen on Sup Forums anymore?

Eli had the most tds in his career last season under macafat

Despite 38 points or "whatever", defense was """"""""stellar""""""""

Hey, im proud of us. We were the only ones to beat the impending super bowl champion cowboys.

We are always the only team that can beat the undefeatables.

Good thing it snowed otherwise I'd be outside looking for a tree to hang myself in.

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Trade Odell Chimpum to the Pats so he doesn't waste the rest of his career playing for a shit team

>b-b-but we beat the cowboys

No, keep that fucking nigger away from the Pats.

Belichick would have that diva shipped to Cleveland before the preseason is over

Rape him when he goes to shower

>this delusion
Holy hell

>Cowboys still in the playoffs

Giants haven't broke 30 all year

Yeah because no running back to hand it off to...

Dubs and pats lose next week

>us
Idk if I can handle this autism.

they used up all their autism points on the cowgirls

>losing to the toxins under any circumstance

we literally shut them out with a black QB m8

slap his dick

>Tfw you know the same defence most likely won't be back next year
>Cruz is gunna get traded
>Menu Macadoo's spot at HC will get questioned and fired
>Coughlin goes back to Jacksonville
>Giants bring in Chip Kelly
>He trades away every body like he did with the Eagles
>2-14 seasons for the next millennium

I hope so, fuck the Giants.

In 2007 I got into an all-out brawl with my brother, who is a diehard Pats fan for god knows what reason. He and I are the only two football fans in our immediate family.

It happened again in 2011.

Fighting your brothers over stupid shit is how men bond. Go tell him his team is a miserable tire fire that has less QB consistency than the fucking Browns and then shit in his bed like Eli shit himself.

Dallas loses to Pat's, Atlanta wins next year, Skins after that.

That was the most Giants game of the Giants season. As per usual they beat themselves in absolutely every conceivable way.

>Dallas loses to Pat's
dallas loses next weekend
>Atlanta wins next year
atlanta wins what? their division? ok
>Skins after that
now you're just being ridiculous

Hey man, don't come back to my barrel when the madman was right.

They never had a chance.

Cry like the faggot you are. I thought the Giants were good

>Patriots are guaranteed an Owl berth
>Dallas is most likely to reach the Owl now
>tfw have to watch a game with two teams I despise

OBJ loudmouth choke artist.

have faith in the Texans

come on man it's not a competition. i don't want dallas fans to ever sniff success or hope. boston fans are already drunk with ships, 1 more doesn't matter

>eli
>every time hes gotten to the playoffs hes gotten an owl ring
>crushed streak by Godgers
The giants can suck a fat one. That illegal hit on Jordy should get a suspension and a fine.

you should blame odell for spitting on his gloves in freezing temperatures like a retard and covering them with ice

The Eagles got between his SB rings

So it would've been 21-38 then, who cares

Chefs still stand a chance.

Yeah, their o line sucks

I'm so fucking sad right now

sauce

no sauce just an ex

>What do we do now?

1. Fire McAdoo. That was a Giants team that was as under-prepared as I've ever seen. McAdoo's offensive gameplan is unimaginative, uninspiring, and extremely predictable. The halftime adjustments on defense were non-existent. The half-time adjustments on offense were head-scratching at best and cowardly at worst. McAdoo is in over his head. He needs to go.

2. Assemble an NFL-caliber offensive line. Other than Pugh, there isn't a single Giants offensive lineman that belongs in the NFL.

3. Find a defensive tackle and a LB than can rush the QB and actually put pressure on the QB. Giants have a very ineffective pass rush.

4. Accept the reality that Donnell and Tye are what they are, and that is that they are not very good tight ends. Find a well-rounded TE who actually likes to block and can occasionally catch a ball.

Damn son

You lucky taconigger.