Elliot said he was 5'9 but he looks so short in this pic, also, his sister doesnt wanna touch him

elliot said he was 5'9 but he looks so short in this pic, also, his sister doesnt wanna touch him

he was so ugly and such a shitty personality
also, hi jorge.
i would have sex with you

Aren't you 5'6?

Guess I thought you'd hanged yourself or something.

Good to know you're still going mate.

Also the reality of Elliot is that he was just a very sick boy man. Its very sad.

t.

I am 5'5, ask me anything.

rude

are you white?

yes

height is an easy excuse for permavirgins to blame instead of admitting they have a shitty persnality

Blue eyes? Blonde hair?

How do I improve my personality?

Brown hair, hazel eyes.

i think lower heights produce chronic personality problems, as in inferiority complex in a primitive level

Are you cute? How old are you?

I saged, why did you all start replying?

Not really and 22.

Boredom.

i sort the catalog by last reply

Body type? Chubby, skinny muscular?

Also, can you post a picture real fast?

Chubby and no.

stop being thirsty on the internet

why are you so gay? what made you like this?

Post butt

Oh... Okay :/
Are you virgin?

Sorry, I can't help it.
I'm craving european cock.
Also, this meme bothers me so much.
What is wrong with the guy's fingers?

Single mother.

Yes.

What do you mean wrong?

And why not go on dating sites or /soc/ then

>the guy who keeps claiming South Brazil is white is a fat mestizo from São Paulo

Wow, what a surprise.

Oh... Are you straight?

>What do you mean wrong?
They are round. This is usualy a sign of cardiac problems I think.

>And why not go on dating sites or /soc/ then
Cuz I'm autistic and I'm looking for other autistic people like myself.

Hahahaha what? I've never done this.
Also, I'm from Minas Gerais.

Yes. I like girls. They just do not like me.

His sister is a qt

is that actually you?
that's almost exactly how I imagine you looking :3

Yeah, that's me.
I'm trying to lose weight, tho.

your sisters fit

I'm as dark as her yet people call me mohammed, would you think she was from mena?

Aww well you're qt. Think that's just your frame desu. I'm a lanklet so the opposite.
Sure you'll make somebody very happy either way Brazilbro

LOL she looks Peruvian as fuck.

i dont have sisters

awwn, thanks :3
post pics

Just think how hard it must be for his sister to find a husband now.

>consider reproducing with attractive female
>find out her brother was clinically insane among other things
>scared as fuck your children might carry over the gene

Her life is probably over. Elliot accomplished something in the end and he didn't even know it. He eternally cock blocked his sister like he wanted.

>post pics
No fucking way. I'm also not (that) into blokes, sorry.

>Her life is probably over.
>He eternally cock blocked his sister like he wanted.
"no"
If anything it makes them want to comfort her and look after her more

Oh... Okay then
:-(

>tfw Eliot was in London
>you could have molested his BP

No because of her half asian face

I said reproduce, not "comfort" her with some more cock.

>No because of her half asian face
I am half south east asian yet people mistake me for an arab or turk all the time

Then you should go back to your 3º world east asian country, Europe for the Europeans

My father is English and I have English blood, the UK along with most of Russia isn't a part of Europe

Hey, can I move to portugal?

>I am half south east asian yet people mistake me for an arab or turk all the time

Because you're infested with them. Obviously people will be assume you're the same. Same with how things are here, especially in border states, If you're brown but don't have a hijab on and you aren't at the local Starbucks or other liberal hangout, You're Mexican.

The place for half breeds is in Brasil
No

Please?

But moortugal bro here tells me he can tell Elliots sister isn't from mena due to her "half asian face"
Surely they're as infested as here

...

I don't know hou reall arab people look like, but her face looks like south america native, she would pass as Bolivian, Peruvian or Chilean

Her almond face is a dead giveaway for one, and because you don't live in nearly as ignorant of a country as I do, it's harder for her to pass as a "mena". But here? Mexican. People will look at her in shock when they find out she's not. My countrymen are that fucking retarded when it comes to spotting the enemy.

What does she look like to you

Could be souther europe.
Is your sister?

Anglo father Filipino mother, English surname she lives in Australia

Bro stop falling for Sup Forums memes. Nobody cares that you're not white. Here or irl

>Nobody cares that you're not white. Here or irl
I care.
If you were not white and went to the restaurant i worked during the summer, i would spit on your food

>58 B.C + 2075
>being wh*te

This. I work at a Mexican grill part-time during school, and whenever I see the Muslims come in (full burka, literally) I always throw down chorizo onto the grill and flip it all over the grill and let it sit nicely putting a nice thick layer of pork on the grill for the rest of the afternoon.

They actually think they're eating chicken. Stupid fucks.

>be white
>be burger flippers

>working at McDonald's is the same as working at local establishment paying over $15/hour to teenagers who can actually cook non-processed garbage so they can have spending money while in college

Sure got me there Cletus.

Short people lie about their height for some reason

>being shorter than a spic

I'd seriously put a bullet in my head.

I wish you just did it and shut up!

>TFW 6'4" spic
Off yourself m8

>elliot said he was 5'9
exactly, he was probably 5'7

you know who the kind of person says they're 5'9? people shorter than 5'9, that's who

because everyone who's 5'9 lies and says they're 5'10