Johnson Thread

Fuck Hillary, Fuck Trump, vote for freedom motherfuckers.

Join the Johnson train everyone!

>2016
>letting Hillary win

I shiggy diggy doo

Choo CHoo AWOO!!

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dude wants amnesty for all illegals fuck that lmao

If you vote Johnson, you essentially just gave your vote to Hillary.

Let me stop you right there, frienderino

>Not a single person is receiving money to post for Hillary, you snivelling coward! It's a Donald-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing my wife's campaign and I won't stand for it!

>Implying Johnson voters wouldn't just stay home on election day if it was only Trump/Clinton

Johnson is mai husbando
Would be astronomically better than Trump or Hillary.

I'M READY TO RIDE THE JOHNSON ROCKET!

lol who

Fuck you Jethro Gibbs I'm not voting for your ass.

>The worst libertarian to run.

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If Johnson wasn't running, I would stay home on election day, desu

Worth if to get to 15% and get a third party on the stage in 2020 tbhfamalam

Wait. I want some guarantee that anime is going to be made real this time though.

Shills are switching to lolbertarians now that we've btfo Hillary

so much shillary posting

no one here will fall for this shit. libertardians are sociopaths anyway

crawling deep inside a bottle

Would never happen.

>voting for a literal SJW
This is not the libertarian party I believe in.

Lmao. This will fail as well

>Wanting the government to leave you alone is sociopathic
U wot m8

Got 11% in a poll against Hillary and Trump with a lot less coverage then he's been getting this week.

It's happening.

Government Inc. isn't going to be any better.

>voting for an SJW
Ron Paul would be ashamed of you lot.

Its called politics. He's giving the hard left a crumb with the cakes. Worth it

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>implying there are any Gary Johnson supporters

1.5%!

He's being supported by Hillary to split the vote.
>Its called politics.

>1.5%

>not austin Petersen

cuck.

>Pandering like the neoliberal shill Johnson is
user plz, he's the reincarnation of Ross Perot, he does not mean a single word he says and exists just so lol Hillary wins and libertarianism is banned under the she whore of babylon. No tears, only Islam now.

no, it's not

Congratulations, he scored 2 percentage points than a fifteen-year-old on a joke ticket.

and fuck Gary "Gay Wedding Cake" Johnson, the fake lefty libertarian

more division

who could possibly be behind the libertarian party?

I'd vote for literally any of the libertarian candidates before Clinton or Trump, tbqh

>Shill thread

The presumptive nominee for the Libertarian party. He recently polled at 11% vs Trump and Hillary. You should look him up on google.

How so? Your usual libertarian voters are going for Trump because fixing the state of the country is more important than pushing an ideology. A libertarian society is worthless if the people within it are shit.

Two-term governor of new mexico.

An actual small-government republican turned libertarian.

>Voting for the Astro Turf Canidate
>Cuckservatives Ignore Lolbertarian Canidates and even exclude them from conventions (Ron Paul)
>Cuckservatives have said year after year that you should choose the lesser of two evils
>Trump Wins
>Dump Money into "Le Weed and Guns LMAO" Man
>Muh freeedomsss I care about muhhh freeeedoommms
>Fuck the lesser of two evils, I care about muh principles! I have to vote based on muh principles
>Dump money into a lolbertarian
>Tell people they should support a lolbertarian

God I hate Cuckservatives.

*higher than, and forgot image.

>Not sucking Trumps dick in one of his dozen threads means youre a shill!
>I am triggered by the fact people have different opinions from me!
>Why did Sup Forums stop being hivemind?!

>being this obvious

AUSTIN PETERSEN 2016

Huh...VPN's being strange today.

Did you see the AMA?

Too obvious.

Think about it.

I mean I do it for free.

But imagine being so unlikable that you had to pay some by-male meme-team to act like they like you on the Internet.

I mean think if you had a rich friend who did something that pathetic.

Could you respect a person that did that?

It's like paying a whore to go to prom with you after nobody made memes for you.

It's weird and sad at the same time.

Typical Hillary

Which one?

what happened to McAfee?

Absolutely nothing.

"Everyone who disagrees with me is a cuck" By user, the guy who masturbates to 13-y/o animated Japanese cartoons

If Garry Johnson is not going to me make anime real, then I'm not interested. You guys are gonna have to start pandering a lot more if you want to get influence here.

>$.02 have been deposited into your PayPal account

Hi Sup Forums,

I am an insider working with Roger Stone. Stone has informed his staff that Hillary and her campaign strategists plan to split the Republican vote by promoting Gary Johnson. This is why you are seeing a greater coverage of the Libertarian candidate on MSM news.

Please ignore these Johnson threads. Copy pasta this text and share with other Sup Forums members in any Shill Johnson threads that appear.

Sincerely,
user

Austin will make anime real.

Prove it fag.

We know, but I will copy-pasta.

They seem to think we won't notice, but there are so many online social cues that give them away

Obvious paid trump shill.

I cringed

lol ok
G O O F U S

Who doesn't like Madman McAfee?

get. the fuck. OUT

Too obvious.

Smh desu senpai

I'm still not going to tell you how I know you don't browse this website

DUDEWEED!!!!

holy shit as if he could not be cringier
we could never elect a 35 year old who has literally 0 experience doing anything but jack off to his anarchist fantasies.

I am not paid faggot but I am pro-Trump.

Just wanting to spread and expose the strategy of the Clinton Machine which will be tough to beat.

Hello fellow Berniebros. It, sadly, seems Bernie is going to get screwed by the establishment and Crooked Hillary.

I now #ShinewithStein

If true conservatives will stick it to Trump by voting for Gary Johnson, then we true liberals can stick it to Hillary by voting for Jill Stein!

#shinewithStein

Stone works with the Trump campaign, not Hillary's, that isn't some sort of inside source that knows her real plans.

Every four years with this meme party.

>Stein

kek, neat!
Seems much better than Shlongson desu.

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

>Fellow Berniebros.

Around here? What?

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Is trump not though, the candidate of memes?

Petersen's
He did one today.

He'll give them worker visa's if they apply within two years and if they fuck up they fuck off and don't get to come back ever. Certainly more generous than what Trump said yesterday, but far from what Clinton would do.

If you're not voting for Trump, you're voting for Hillary.

Stop being paranoid. The world is not against you.
>Doesn't believe a word he says
He's a two-term governor who demonstratively backed his words with actions. Stop reaching much, you'll pull something.

No, clearly I am the shill here lmao
>not

Libertarians are not going for Trump because libertarians support free trade and don't like deportation.

What a pathetic existence this man and his voters lead.

This shit is being spammed by Hillary's internet team, ignore it.

Current system: get taxed to fuck for services that either suck or I don't/can't use.

Libertarian system: The small taxes collected go only to national defense, don't want or need a service? Don't pay for it.

>2016
>being a libertarian

>not knowing how the electoral college works

Yes, open borders are freedom, goyim. You don't need to keep anyone out, you need to share your country's wealth with all who want to partake! You wouldn't want to be seen as racist, would you?

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

Johnson will be pushed by the GoP elite to try to stop Trump. They figure they can control Johnson.

This will inevitably lead to their defeat in the general by Hillary.

I hope you're ready for Hillary, because the neo-cons have already chosen your fate.

Yeah, but if you don't have socialism, how does the sharing take place?

Open borders or welfare but not both. Dems never figured that shit out.

I'm not voting for anybody. Neither Trump or Clinton have given me reason to vote for them.

I find it interesting the Hillary Shilling stopped right as the Johnson shilling began.

These replies are actually very funny

How many of you voted for him last election?
How many of you were were even around last election?