Ask a normal 19yo straight male anything

Ask a normal 19yo straight male anything.
Pic not related.

Y no an hero

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I happy

Despite OP (me) being a faggot, no, I don't like dick.

how normal are you?
gf? job? fit? education? friends? etc

Is this waht u look lik

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>Gf
Yes, almos 2 years
>Job
Looking for it, no luck yet
>Fit
I guess, maybe a bit underweight
>Education
I dropped out of uni this year (failed 9/11)
That was not a meme, was legit.
>Friends
I don't enjoy being with many people, actually. No friends whatsoever. I had two friends some time ago, but there are too many differences between us now.

Here's the only question worth asking; why the fuck do you think anyone gives a shit about what you'd have to say, to ask you anything?

What the fuck not even close

Bored af.

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Damn op I found an old newspaper article about you

can we see your dick

I don't actually like dick pics.

you're decent but you're not normal yet
embrace normiedom asap, you will be better for it

>failed 9/11
>not a meme
What did you mean by this?

boring, just show us your cock

What do you think lead to this and how often does it get recorded

I failed 9 subjects over 11, it wasn't an indirect use of Allah's date

Fuck no just imagine it (18cm)

Answer the question.

Probably drugs. That nigger was hitted by a landmine or sth.

42

looks like birth defects

I know. It was a joke.

Why because your such a faggot even the own sight of your dick makes you want to stuff anything in your loose asshole to quench your queer degenarte thirst

But why elmo ?

No, I don't like taking pictures in general.

Why not elmo

How often do you take cocks like pic related
Inb4 traps arnt gay
Ur gay

Fuck me- normally all that op=gay shit is shite, but this time it fits. A solid question, what have you done in life to merit a voice worth listening to, and this crap? Your not 9 kid, your 9.

Traps are very gay.

Check'd

You should post this in every ask me anything thread.

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True- but normally it's someone with a perspective different to most. A 19 kid? That like watching a movie about a guy watching tv for 2 hours. I gave him a shot, but he proved he had nothing to say.

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19 kid=absolutely normie perspective
You don't know that.
Also, mention the fucking user you're replying to.

thanks guys

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Okay I lughed with this one

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No I didn't, so I asked. Suspicions proved.

Would you fuck a 40y old woman?

It's not proved. Please, mention the comment.

If she hot why not

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such hatred towards my person

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Would you lick the pussy of a 10y old, if she really wants it?

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Can I kill her after that?

Why would you do that?

Why would I lick a 10yo pussy?

boxers or briefs

Boxers

Why wouldn't you? Are you Agist? Don't discriminate against her cause of her age!

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No breats, no ass, childish face. I hate children.

do you like this image?

no he gay

But you can flip her on her stomach and pretend she's a 10yo boy. There's literally no downside

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sexual organ?
number of hair strings?
number of moles?
Density?
number of free radicals?

Still a kid.
Also I'm not gay

>sexual organ?
penispecker
>number of hair strings?
88
>number of moles?
14
>Density?
0.432hz
>number of free radicals?
42 virgins

dic
few million
one as a pet
google
Right now just one but may vary

this is an imposter
im op

This seems like some real fagget shit you're going on about now

Are you a commie

Fuck no

Yes

Okay now this guy is OP

Do you even do big cums you fucking nigger? I've been doing an big cums since juniar high with thick mushroome

Don't ever call me a monkey again

sorry can't be to careful these days. But you didn't not did answering my questions. Do you have thicc musherm and do big cums in juniar high

Don't believe you. I never trust fuckin commies

Seems legit

No my dick is 18x4 cm

I drink cola I'm no commie

Coca Cola or Commie Cola.. I mean Pepsi

Coca Cola of course. Pepsi cola is 90% HCO3. No taste.

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no

Alright, that's reasonable

But wait you said cola instead of soda, how do I know you aren't a commie trying to cover your ass. For all I know you might call it pop and just be trying to sound legit

I'm European, it's coca cola here so I called it cola. Pepsi here is just called pepsi, so no confusion whatsoever.

I suppose not everyone can be civilized and call it soda

You like wine though right?

Only red

Trick question. Wine is for women, fags, and commies.

Real men and patriots drink beer

and rum or other lesser liquors (no other liquor could hope to compete with rum).

You should have know that if you were truly not a commie. Grown men drinking spoiled grape juice, I scoff at the idea

ITT Ask an American how to tell if you're a commie or not

I'm a Spanishfag, man. Wine is close to a god. I prefer beer, tho. No hard liquors.

My poor child, let me educate you. Captain Morgan and red bull is the nectar of the gods. Kraken and code red is an acceptable substitute situationally.

At least you don't think beer is icky, that's a start

Once you have transcended to going to bars and pounding doubles of Captain and red bull or residential killing of 5ths of Kraken on your own without blacking out, then you shall ascend the standings of your peers till you alone are the only true alcoholic and no one else "can hang"

Also taking drinking advice from a US Marine who spent years in Okinawa is not recommended for normal people. Although if you achieve these standard you will be looked up to and revered, the road to such is long and treacherous and few can make it to the top unscathed

I don't drink hard liquors because I don't like gettimg drunk. Ever. I like beer and I accept the taste of wine, but I never get drunk.

Commie confirmed

Not getting drunk? What's the point of payday? What's the point of life?

I enjoy myself without alcohol, bud. Commies are stupid.

Bud huh? I do believe I was wrong about you. As alien a concept "enjoying ones self" and "without alcohol" might be, I think you're alright.

How's the whole refugee situation looking over there in Spain? Heard nothing good coming out of England

Lots of inmigrants, most working for maffias begging in the street. No terrorist attacks, tho.