An All Texas Superbowl. His will be done

How do we use meme magic to ensure that the Cowboys go against the Texans this Superbowl? It's being held in Houston as well and we would be fulfilling Hank Hill's dream.

youtu.be/d7N5tM-LaBo

Texas is the shittiest state in America. The only good thing about Texas is their women are easy and suck good cock. Got blown at a New Year's party by a Texas girl.

>being this mad cause you're not from Texas

Bless your heart

>when her weight starts with a 3

I'd rather kill myself than be associated with you southern beaner trash.
She actually was pretty fit and had a huge ass. But her accent was disgusting.

>Being this mad at the GOAT state

kek

post kolaches from places other than Texas
thought so

In a world that saw Trump get elected, anything can happen

>7/10 gun laws
>lots of open land
>best steak in the world

Downsides
>texas won't shut up about being texas especially in texas
>mexico sr.
>lots of liberal covens
>the weather is miserable
>outstanding geographical feature is the horizon
>everyone within 15m radius of a major city is stereotypical Obesican

is hankposting coming back in 2017? is next weekend going to be a flood of old bobby memes?
is Sup Forums coming full circle, all because of a 15 year old joke

this is great =(

I don't see Houston beating New England

I see New England cheating again.

Yes

We do not use meme magic, Kek's has a plan for life and the acts that are carried out are what we refer to as meme magic.

Hey, the Cubs won and Trump is president. At this point, a miracle can happen

there are 2 Texas teams in the playoffs right now

by this time a week from now there will be 0

This tbqh, its so shit. Nothing good has come out of that state either.

right
cuz they'll both be in their respective conference championship games

I am so so hopeful that the Cowboys make it to the Superbowl but the pessimist in me is thinking it's going to be Patriots v Packers IE boring

dude you can't own people like that. that's illegal.

>and has less than three numbers in it

>CCGs aren't playoffs
lel

I was trying to make a joke =(