*Blocks your path*
*Blocks your path*
where's my pokeflute when i need it
>News crews report beached whale
Bang her right there on the red carpet!
It's getting bigger!!
I call my local farmer to tell him that one of his cows escaped
I walk around her at a normal pace knowing she'll never be able to move fast enough to keep in front of me.
Just be careful not to get caught in the orbit
I hop into my bulldozer and hope for the best
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good lord. please tell me this is a shopped picture...
I don't think so.
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omae wa moe shinderu
I think she's lost a bit of weight though
how do you know? did the earth speed up?
Fewer earthquakes
>Calls the Daphne Sheldrick Wildlife Trust to report a lost elephant.
oh, right.
stand back fellas, I got this.
I don't know. This guy couldn't do it
maybe if he remembered to lift with his legs, not his back.
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