*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

where's my pokeflute when i need it

>News crews report beached whale

Bang her right there on the red carpet!

It's getting bigger!!

I call my local farmer to tell him that one of his cows escaped

I walk around her at a normal pace knowing she'll never be able to move fast enough to keep in front of me.

Just be careful not to get caught in the orbit

I hop into my bulldozer and hope for the best

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good lord. please tell me this is a shopped picture...

I don't think so.

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omae wa moe shinderu

I think she's lost a bit of weight though

how do you know? did the earth speed up?

Fewer earthquakes

>Calls the Daphne Sheldrick Wildlife Trust to report a lost elephant.

oh, right.

stand back fellas, I got this.

I don't know. This guy couldn't do it

maybe if he remembered to lift with his legs, not his back.

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