How do we fix this shit? They're literally only surviving because Messi is the best free kick taker in the world...

How do we fix this shit? They're literally only surviving because Messi is the best free kick taker in the world. They third place in the Liga and need to beat Bilbao by 2 to stay on the Copa. Time to replace an aging Iniesta? Should Neymar leave?

>How do we fix this shit?
Sack Luis Enrique, buy good defense.

>not understanding away goals rule
>this flag

1-0 is enough

Are you insane ? Barcelona is the biggest and strongest club in the world, sure they're not in the best shape, but Luis Enrique is one of the best if not THE best manager in the world right now, they should definitly stick with him through thick and thin.
t. Franco Perez Di Stefano

I have watched the collapse. It started with hiring Louis Henry. He is a cancerous manager and a massive egoist. He has alienated players and disrupted chemistry.

The first was Xavi leaving to go to the desert. How can Barca: The Man leave when he can still play off the bench ? They just won the treble with him.

Next Pedro is one that is alienated. He wasn't their most important player but he was a career barca player. A masia boy for fuck's sake like Xavi. You don't treat them so.

Next he mistreats Dani Alves who in his spell there was the worlds #1 RB, and more importantly, Messi biggest partner on the pitch. All the best offense went through Dani and Messi on the right side. Sergi Roberto is a suitable replacement but he was to be groomed as a midfielder.

Next it is Claudio Bravo who leaves because of that shitty egoistic Keeper, ter Stegen believes he is truly better than Neuer and must start every game. Henry goes with him because they are probably in a gay relationship, since Henry is a closet homo who is dating Carlos Unszue the assist manager.

So all these players leave and aren't properly replaced. He spends millions of Denis Suarez (shit), Andre Gomes (shit), Mathieu (worse than shit), Digne (pure shit), Ter Stegen (stinkiest shit). Umtiti and Rat God only good signing and they were by the board.

Am I at character limit? In conclusion: fire the coach because he is cancer and can't evaluate talent.

What's your point la?

Fire Luis Enrique and swap Neymar for Verratti

I disagree.

hope they dont change anything until PSG match then i can create an "AHAHAHAHAHAH" thread with barça logo

that is quite the plan my friend mhm mhm yes, yes indeed, quite the plan

first, get rid of busquets. the era of lanky slow diving midfielders is over.
next, sell neymar for the most you can get.
then, get rid of masherano and mathieu while buying proven defenders.
finally buy a bullying midfielder like toure.
oh and get rid of stegen, he's proven to be mediocre and not worth the praise.

Get the fuck out of here maple leaf

Hire Wenger. At least they'd be guaranteed Champions League football every year.

You may be onto something, but I'll need to hear it from someone who is not a leaf.

Who here hate Neymar JUNIOR?

Sack Enrique
Hire Bob Bradley

Sign pulisic
Sign Jelle van Damme

Problem solved

They know the league is lost and are only focusing on the champions league now which they will easily win

Sell neymar
Sell Turan
Sell mathieu

Sign some striker from epl like Diego Costa or sergio aguero

Sign some defender from epl or serie A (who cares both leagues have shit anyway) and maybe a midfielder from bundesliga

keep rakitic, and keep Enrique (you won't find a better manager this season)

>this flag
>this topic

Screencapped.

I have watched the collapse. It started with hiring Louis Henry. He is a cancerous manager and a massive egoist. He has alienated players and disrupted chemistry.

The first was Xavi leaving to go to the desert. How can Barca: The Man leave when he can still play off the bench ? They just won the treble with him.

Next Pedro is one that is alienated. He wasn't their most important player but he was a career barca player. A masia boy for fuck's sake like Xavi. You don't treat them so.

Next he mistreats Dani Alves who in his spell there was the worlds #1 RB, and more importantly, Messi biggest partner on the pitch. All the best offense went through Dani and Messi on the right side. Sergi Roberto is a suitable replacement but he was to be groomed as a midfielder.

Next it is Claudio Bravo who leaves because of that shitty egoistic Keeper, ter Stegen believes he is truly better than Neuer and must start every game. Henry goes with him because they are probably in a gay relationship, since Henry is a closet homo who is dating Carlos Unszue the assist manager.

So all these players leave and aren't properly replaced. He spends millions of Denis Suarez (shit), Andre Gomes (shit), Mathieu (worse than shit), Digne (pure shit), Ter Stegen (stinkiest shit). Umtiti and Rat God only good signing and they were by the board.

Am I at character limit? In conclusion: fire the coach because he is cancer and can't evaluate talent.

Why is everyone saying such bad shit about neymar? Is he having a bad dip in form or what? How bad is heplaying or are they just meming, I never really watch la liga games.

I feel he has been about the same level for the last year, which still makes him a top10 player on a good day but he was projected to become the next non-Messi/Ronald Balloon winner which feels out of reach now.

neymar is inconsistent

nerman is a meme in general

Name a player with a better YouTube montage.

Pogba

rumor: Barcelona Considering Liverpool Coach Jürgen Klopp as Luis Enrique Replacement, more Coutinho.

We can only hope
Is this proof that Pep actually knew what he was doing?

Coaching change isn't enough the roster needs an overall. A world class midfielder like Coutihno, or more ideally, Veratti, is an excellent place to begin.

I unironically think Klopper would be good for Barcelona.

>inb4 liverslip
Yeah, name the last successful manager there that isn't Rafa Benítez.

Literally Klopp

>you

they need to buy Firmino and Coutinho

>believing this
That's one of the most retarded things I've read this year. Klopp may leave Liverpool in 7 or 8 years m8 and Coutinho will probably turn them down because Barça a shit now.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but he has a better chance at winning something with Liverpool than with Barcelona.

maybe in two years, I'll bet on Eusebio or Valverde

Neymar must leave. He's too good for this sinking piece of shit team. Statpadding, like Messi or Cristiano, in a team built around him is the way to go.

Are you afraid ? Remember big fish eats small fish.

Leave carrying the team to me, Iniesta

See that kinda makes sense. Enrique seems to be making bad decisions here and I don't quite know how to fix it for him but he may indeed get rid of iniesta or neymar which is dumb.

He should buy back yaya toure and change the system to a 4231.

Sell overrated piece of shit Neymar to PSG who are were actually willing to pay over 150mil for him. Buy good midfielders, buy good defenders. And keep creating more talent from within with La Masia.

I've been saying It for a while, biggest fuck up was getting rid of dani alves you are right on that one leaf

>talents
>la memesia
Kek. Sit down and wait for the next 50 years

Also you forgot fabregas.

Peligrosamente preparada

>being this butthurt about Neymar being trash now

nerman out desu

You're an idiot, the academy players for Barcelona are extremely good.

Dude, I want him to leave this shit. He already won meme trophies around there. It's time to statpad.

>freezing xavi to the bench only to give his number and position to Alves and freeze Alves to the bench.
How does he do it?

I remember 4chins """Sup Forumsecialists""" saying that Aleix Vidal was better than Daniel Alves. Again, asspee BTFO.

You're welcome Luis Memerique

Klopp & Coutinho would be perfect for Barca, Enrique is a meme, Pep was the real deal but he won't come back until Messi retires.

Pretty sure you're trolling by including Otamendi and De Gea in that lineup

>best free kick taker in the world
>best playmaker in the world
>best dribbler in the world
>nicest shot in the world

even ABBs admit this. how can one man be so fucking GOAT

> he didn't watch Otamendi in La Liga

> Costa over Neymar
> Selling Rakitic & expecting Iniesta to stay long and have chemistry with Vidal & Kante

Yeah righto

> De Gea
oh nice me.

Unironically it seems more credible than the other post

>OtaMEMEndi

>Costa would sign for Barcelona
>Kante would sign for Barcelona
>Bellerin is good enough for Barcelona
>Otamendi is good enough for Barcelona
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

He's solid, has room to grow. I'm sure he can manage at barca and what's wrong with de gea? It's his club not him

Enrique's time is up. He has fucked up hard by alienating the Masia players and veterans like Pedro in favor of stinking midtable liga trash like D. Suarez and Paco "I cant score even if the goal was right in front of me" Alcashit. Almost every player he brought in has been mediocre, it's quite frankly embarrassing that other clubs like Dortmund or Tottenham have better youth talents than fucking Barca.

The rot has been in place since last year when they choked to Atletico in the CL. His time is up. Bartomeu also needs to fuck off

Douglas Costa Is better than Ney In my humble amerifat opinion, Rakitic wouldn't be sold, soon as he recovers he'll be taking that position. Also wtf Is wrong with De Gea?

Even if you ARE a leaf, you are absolute right.

Nothing is wrong with De Gea, he'd just never go to Barcelona & they already have Ter Stegen.

>buy a good CB
>buy a decent RB
>buy a good B2B (like Vidal but younger)
and that's all, this Barcelona doesn't even need a great RB, with Messi playing on the wing you know their left back won't be attacking; Lichtsteiner would be good enough for them.

unironically switch nerman for le big butt dribble to corner and fall over man

Lichsteiner
Toure
They don't need another CB.

Now this post is completely credible. It makes complete sense when you think about it.

...

They need Mourinho. Pique needs Mou desperately.

They are winning everything, last time their aim is second treble

Spoiled Fans of good teams are hilarious

One season where they MAY not win more than 2 trophies and Farca fans are crying.

It's ultimately his call though, its not like Barca wants to sack him. He isn't open to discuss a contract extension and his contract expires at the end of the season.

fire whoever is in charge of transfers

>gomes
>digne
>umtiti (hes been alright)
>Dsuarez
>alcancer

It's the fact that halalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalal could win the League.

I would honestly like to see >Zidane exposed completely, but his ass is being saved by Sergio Ramos and it's annoying.

you're a real son of a bitch, you know

You can't even meme right, just stop embarrassing the anglosphere, will you?

Does Madrid currently have the best xi? With Zidane can anyone stop them?

no one is stopping them this year.

>Otamendi
>Costa

and last but not least

>Fucking De Gay

Lestah

Even in the CL?

EPL confirmed the best league in the world

They looked shaking against Dortmund in both home and away. The only problem is that every other big club is currently choking so they wont put up a good game against this Madrid.

Name a good Barcelona product that joined the team after pep left.
Pro tip: Sergi "ebarassed by Pato and Sansone" Roberto is not "extremely good"

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I DON'T HAVE FREE PENALTYS ANYMORE, REFEREES ARE AGAINST US!
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I SCAM MONEY FROM NEYMAR'S TRANSFER AND JUSTICE CAUGHT ME, I DINDU NUFFIN I WAS A GOOD BOY, NEYMAR WAS ONLY 17M$ TRANSFER! SPAIN ENS ROBA!
UEFA DON'T LET ME PUT MY CUBAN-COPY INDEPENDENTIST FLAG
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I WON'T SENT MY PLAYERS TO FIFA AWARDS BECAUSE THEY'LL GO ALL FOR REAL MADRID
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Putos llorones de mierda, joder.

Would Messi work better as a striker? 80% of Saurez and Neymar goals are created by him

Any other club would ban Pique for a match right now. The fact that Barcelona hasn't received a warning is laughable on itself.

Ronaldo recived 3 match ban for criticizing reft few years back.

Neymar is Robinho 2.0

>I hear you need a world-class left winger?

>Sign some striker from epl like Diego Costa or sergio aguero
what the fuck for?

>you now remember in the summer people were praising Barcelona's transfer policy for "investing in the future" as they supposedly didn't need to invest in the first team anyways.

yeah, Real aren't really dominant or anything against decent teams for the most part. There's just no real competition with Barca and Atletico fucking up as much as they have been.
They also had some quite lucky games.

Messi

Who should replace Enrique?

The guy from Curb Your Enthushiasm.

>Larry David is famous for CYE and not Seinfeld
kys

let them crash and burn and hope real madrid soon follows them

>Ronaldo carries real madrid to a CL title and wins the Euro for fucking Portugal at the age of 31
>is carrying them to a league titles even though he'll be 32 in a few days
>doesn't need biased refs to score and win games

>Lionel the """"GOAT"""" Messi was carried to 3 finals by Argentina's overperforming defense and posed as much threat as a fly in those games when all he needed to win was score a single goal
>can't even score his penalty to give his team confidence
>can't make Barcelona, a team made up of the greatest players on the planet, win against Athletic Bilbao and Villareal
>cries to referees all the time for not awarding them penalties (as if he'd score them anyway)
>literally unable to help the best team in the world win against mid tier spanish clubs, all of that at the age of 29, his fucking peak

Honestly, they should start by selling Messi. He'd literally being outperformed by an old Ronaldo who's also playing in a worse team than his. Barcelona could fix all of their problems with the money of his transfer.

For some reason I can't see flags, so I'll assume this bait post was made by a romanian or by a fucking leaf.