Wake up

>wake up
>be a fan of the team with the undisputably and objectively worst fans in the NFL

Has anyone from a "bandwagon" fanbase consider switching their team because they can't take how bad their fans have become? I'm seriously considering switching teams. I think it's the only correct thing I should do.

yeah seahawks fans are pretty gay

What team should I switch to? What fanbase is the least gay?

bears

Stillers!

you only go wrong when the team is a bird
everything else is good

You're a colossal faggot.

>changing your team because you're a giant cuck who doesn't like Sup Forums bantz

Go be a Chargers fan, perfect cuck team for a cuck like you.

How am I a colossal faggot when the rest of the board agrees with me that I should consider switching being a Xecucks fan if I want to maintain my credibility on spee?

Bears. Were pretty hard core and you get access to our memes.

chiefs

You're just going to read another thread on here about how only fags change teams and feel insecure again

Actually, since you're a Xecucks fan, that makes you a giant cuck by default. But OK, call me the cuck for not rethinking my fandom of a degenerate organization.

>being an Xecucks
Switch to a different sport

I'm not insecure. I'm soul searching.

I feel bad for actual Seahawks fans that are associated with the most "my wife's son/xhe/etc" fanbase in the NFL.

You mean a good 90% of them? Because memes are never wrong.

nope

Just change allegiance to the huskies and puppypost in comfy college threads

>objectively worst fanbase

Get off Sup Forums Tony Romo, you've got a game next week.

>Be bills fan
>Wake up knowing everyone that are bills fans are true fans due to lossing record.
>Still have the best Tail gaters of the NFL

I dunno Houston is on some next level shit. Celebrities pop up

All bird teams are cancer

>giving a fuck about what others think of you
>being this insecure

Jesus man

I know the feeling. No one would choose this life.

fuck you

that house probably smells like hotdish and rice krispies =(

Jets. Enjoy a hand me down stadium, not comfy seats, and a long ass drive to the biggest stadium. Also we get killed.

don't have to even look out your division window, and you can hate the xecucks all you want

Time to come home op

top 6 crazy tail gaters of this year, 4 of them came from buffalo.

I guess there's nothing else to do in that frozen tundra but parking lot wrestling and binge drinking

Bears or Bills are best fanbases by far. They're so dumb and joyful that in those rare moments where they even have a glimmer of hope they're too busy spouting **vintage** memes (rax, >yfwdbwdso, razorcakes) and high fiving each other to go down the Sup Forums meta game wormhole of dark memery. The only problem they carry a defeatist aura even in the rare good times, often sensing their teams inevitable doom season after season.

You are literally the most pathetic piece of shit fan who has ever been on this board. Even worse than the baiting Cowboys fan or that German Patriots who spammed kiddie porn. You are changing your team to keep credibility on an anonymous board with people you have never met.

KEK
UCKC
CKCU
KCUC

Agree, but Redskins earn my respect too for telling nu-males to fuck off with muh racism.

yes

Chargers

You get to watch the only true meme team in the entire AFC and slowly die a little more each year watching them blow a gasket at some point in the year.

>be a jets fan
>team always sucks
>never called a bandwagoner the times they go to post
>fans roudy as fuck

Still sucks our franchise is fucked desu

Also Metlife stadium is cozy tier

I was there to see my Seahawks beat the Jets. The Jets fans left with ten minutes to go in the fourth only down one score.

>shitspatrick as a qb
>wanting to watch the torture instead of drinking in the parking lot watching the 4:00 game on close circut tv and tailgating some more

Thats just me personally though. Jets have years and years of disappointment

Bills mafia is truly amazing. Need to get to a game out there soon.

well with all the faggots in Xeattle, I'd find a team to distance myself as far as possible

it's illegal to be a tranny in Houston or Charlotte, so pick Texans or Panthers, AFC or NFC we got a franchise for YOU!

>worst fans in the NFL
come on user you know that isn't true. We still exist and not only are we bigger but we're 10x more annoying with a huge ass victim complex because that's the Boston way, acting like a underdog when you've won more in the span of 15 years than teams have ever achieved in their history. With that said i'd never switch teams due to "annoying fans" I just tend to never go to bars or interact with Patriots fans because most Patriots fan discussions consist of muh Brady, muh Gronk, and muh rings n shiet. I'm an RIfag and I honestly get better football discussion with my friend whose a Dolphins fan. The fanbase is annoying as shit and I could care less if they cheat or not because at the end of the day they're still finding ways to win but with all of those problems I'd never switch teams (because most of them are going to do it themselves when they start to suck). Just bare it user and stop being a bitch.

>being this cucked

At least I don't want to be a cuck like yourself. Notice how the rest of Sup Forums other than Xecucks fans think this is the ethical decision.

>be Raider fan since kid (met Bo Jackson at height of hype)
>older fans are cool and knowledgeable
>the dressing up shit is kind of funny and creative
>love the history and spirit of the franchise

>fanbase is infested with niggers and cholos from the L.A. years
>the wetbacks are probably wearing 49er gear under their James Jett jersey

You're a nigger faggot stay in RI and continue to insert clams into your anus

Maybe if you're into lightly used dildos and drunken blowjobs out behind the Winnebago.

>listening to Sup Forums

top cuck

>being a Xecucks fan

top cuck

>implying

top cuck

>replying to a post, telling a Xecucks fan to stay the cuck he is

you have to go back

>ITT: angry kids whose teams got beat by the Hawks
Every NFL season needs a villain, I'm alright with this.

>"blah blah blah"

cuck

No, we actually don't.

The league should work together and the team that sticks out shall be the first for the day of the rope. In which most of us agreed, be the Xecucks for the degeneracy they bring to the NFL and society in general.

First day seeing the word "cuck?"

Get out, cuck.

gaaaaaaay

Is this top cuck's safe space? Where is your wife's son?

Jesus Christ, this is what Sup Forums has come to? I'm not a Seahawks fan, in fact, I fucking hate them, but jeez dude lay off the Sup Forums garbage.

Ask Cucklel that, shemale.

don't let the Xecucks' nu-male fanbase override the fact that their God-King Starbucks stabbed the city in the back and sold the Sonics to OKC in the middle of the night

>relying on Nintendo to keep your baseball team
>relying on Microsoft to keep your football team
>hockey team went ~119 miles north to Vancouver, which is the Seattle-lite to Toronto's NYC-lite
>only landmarks are a fucking needle, a fish market, and North America's tallest timebomb for a city backdrop
>they had a fucking parade for MLS instead of chasing them out of the nation for cheering divegrass
>metro so full of homeless and smugness that Bruce Lee had a heart attack and fucking died when he finally realized he was unironically living there
>PEROSNALLY responsible for Hope Solo's Roast Beef, a violation of the Geneva Conventions on torture
is there truly any city more cucked than Seattle?

Nope. You nailed it

Thanks for reaffirming why I'm going to switch teams, bro.

>nanners fan since before harbaugh era
>had some good years
>now they are shit again
>nobody calls me a bandwagooner any more
it hurts to see them being shit and fuck the jed york, but honestly it's pretty comfy to be a fan of a shit team. at least we can still beat on the rasm

Biggest pop in a Seahawks game is when the refs are on mic

cheer for the lovable misfits

>tfw the goodguys of the movie

>a fucking needle, and North America's tallest timebomb for a city backdrop
aren't these the same thing?
or wasn't there some tunneling machine they had t remove a while ago because they fucked it up?

nah, the timebomb is Mt. St. Helens, which is an active fucking volcano that had erupted in our lifetimes

wouldn't be surprised if there was something fucked yo about the "space" needle though

You are correct. Whenever I go to Pats games or interact with Pats fans, I hate it. They suck ass. I know this is true of all fanbases, but I have never met a Pats fan that I like.

iktfb
>grow up pats fan, Dad pretty much worshipped Brady/BB
>move to flyover state for work
>everyone here thinks i'm bandwagon because i'm under 30

god it never felt so sweet to watch the buncos fall apart where i live