What do you say Sup Forums?

What do you say Sup Forums?

>niggers, please tongue my anus while I penetrate this whore

Allahu akbar

Wake up

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viva la resistance

git gud

kek

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past

OIIIIYAAAHHHHHHH!
In high pitched animu voice to drown out whatever shit she is saying.

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Only 1 option.

You made me love men

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Ughh! I'm going the shoot! I'm going to fucking shoot! Ughh Ughh I'm going to shoooooooot!

fuck u

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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Lol wtf, first time I've read, just made my morning user

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Nig

pig

chicken nugger

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When you heard about instwatch

>underrated post

It's stale pasta, just like a stale mnm would be the toughest mnm, the stalest of pasta remains victorious

scatman.mp3

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