I work at McDonalds. Ask me anything

I work at McDonalds. Ask me anything

Which burger is the best selling burger?

Are you aware that the evil food you peddle blows out people's colons?

Where do you work?

Can you afford to eat where you work?

What is love ?

When you heard about instwatch

whats a good place to invest $1,000?

Safest thing to order without getting fucked with?

Are ChickenMcNuggets realy 100% chicken breast? if so, is the batter also made of chicken breast?

how did you pull that off?
I've applied three times

FUCK OFF.

I would say the big mac would be the best selling burger.
meh, people choose what to put in their bodies I suppose
McDonalds

Fuck off, pathetic faggot. This desperate tryna make people google your shit.

For real, man. I avoided McD's for over a year, then ate a drunk breakfast. Sausage biscuits, egg mcmuffins.

I didn't shit right for DAYS after. Never again.

What happened to the bacon McDouble?

Free food on my lunch break and with every hours work i can afford a regular big mac meal.
a myth
No
in mcdonalds
probably the chicken wraps, chicken is 100% real from what ive seen so any grilled wrap is probably the healthiest choices
idk it was my second time applying and the day after i applied i got called for an interview and got the job the day after that

When will you make Happy meal toys great again?

Do you ever get the chance to make your own ultimate burger -custom, make sure bun is toasted just right, everything just the way you like it, the best lettuce, tomato etc...combinations not on menu?

I've never had this type of problem, usually eat the food when im on my lunch break but never have any trouble shitting
fuck mang idk i only started working here 6 months ago

Ever putted a nose bugger on a hamburger for a cliente that has been na asshole to you?

Or scatched ur ass be4 handling the food?

If Ronald McDonald fucked Donald Trump at gunpoint in a rolling feild of marrigolds, who would be the first to cover it up - your PR team or the CIA?

Ever shoved an Engliski dictionary in your ear?

Happy meal toys are seriously shit these days they arent even toys really, just little plushy toys that dont do anything. They probably wont get much better
Yea can pretty much get whatever i want on a burger when i take my lunch, when i know im getting my break soon i just put the order through on the register and grill side would make it as if its for a customer, any not on the menu stuff tho you have to go round and ask for and this can be a pain in the one i work at cus theres a lot of polish people who work grill side who cant speak english, so only when theres a non foreigner working who i know is when i can get off the menu stuff

nah its easier to just give the asshole customers cold fries or the wrong sandwich because it pisses them off and i wont lose my job over it

Have you ever taken the 50 nugget challenge?

autocorrect a shit, u a shit, have a (you) for wasting my time moron

nice, that's very smart op

how often do you eat Wendy's

Are you lovin'it?

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How much sperm is on the average burger where you work? Do you or your coworkers ever cum in the food?

Is the ice-cream machine working?

just ordered mcdonalds

Why are your ice cream machines always broken?

Okay, serious question, how many people dont work sober?

why?

What is something I can say go the person who takes my order that shows I have inside knowledge?

Can you order a McGangbang by name?
Can you order burgers with Bob Marley? (you know what I mean)