/balt/ + /ausnz/

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reminder that slagposting will replace animeposting!

All americans are jerks, they ignore you whjen you tri to be naic to them

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shame about the rat teeth

edited the wiki page again xd

same with you

Any of you guys have the screencap of a post that talked about fist sized AT mines planted on millions of trees in estonia to fight the russians?

I really hope so.

2d>most3d, but 2d don't exist :((('

LOL

kek you actually did it xD

somewhere yes

Appalling thread so far. God save the prime minister.

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she has no chin

shhhh

moar

jews like big facial features. Who knew

You're sneaking around with Zvejnieks, baby

Not on my watch

I got a 2 day ban yesterday for posting slags.

What is wrong with these blue pilled jannys that can't handle a girl in a swimsuit?? Are the janny Muslim or something (international culture reference)??

who knew

Dat lordosis tho

you post here once a week

Jannys are just spastic cunts, in the past I've been banned for posting anime, the most important international culture
Fuck off fat cunt, I probably post more than you

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yeah dont get ahead of yourself lmao

that is cute , but i wish she didn't have to make that weird angles to look better. without makeup/camera she is probably average+

Jew is all over her naked body now. i bet some already got inside ;D

Do you have any good jewish anecdotes? I find these always to be funny

is this the average slav girl?

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I am planning on moving to Estonia in the next ~2 years. What do I need to know?
Also, I am /fit/ and Aryan. so I am fine

Why do Slavs look yellow?

mongols' second passion was making love

fucking jawlets, when will they learn

Post jaw

>tattoos
:no:

how long is my mum gonna try stop me from eatin red meat for? this shit is fuckin ridiculious i dont care bout no desert jew

you tell 'er, champ

tig tax

There's nothing happening here. You'll be bored if anything.

He would have made a fine viking.

I know about the chin.

But I want to be there. it seems comfy and the girls are hot enough to procreate with.

should i play my 3ds? its got 2 kinds of pokemon, the original sort with the party of 6 and mystery dungeon, and a few phoenix wright games i havent finished and super smash bros and uh fire emblem fates

i wanna play pokemon alpha sapphire desu but i havent played it in like a year at least and dont even know what the fuck i was doing when i turn it on. pokemon aint as simple as it used to be, turn it on and look for next gym leader or whatever... fuark

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DHABS

>I am planning on moving to Estonia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

id like to settle down in estonia one day as an old single man with nothing to do, seems perfect

Bump4Jesus

My parents are bringing me fish and chips. I am so hungry.

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Fuck /Balt/ica and fuck /AusNZ/ people!

Just go to the Baltics and steal their women.

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I like doing this. I'm getting better at it. Gonna practice over the long weekend.

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Took me ages to figure out ..--.. was a ? Lol.
Do you actually know this?

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Learning things is fun!
Tbqh, some of the equipment I work with uses morse code for area designations and I've always wanted to learn. Now that I have started its not that hard.

I can't decipher this? Please put spaces between your letters.

O k a y, b u t w h y ?

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John cleese looks like Hitler

wtf? US is racist

where did all the balts go

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Most are sleeping. It's early morning in here.

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I REALLY want a Baltic mate, just to talk shit with, have a few drinks and stay with in the Baltics :(

braille on the computer screen.. one day, one day

Hello?

G'day :3

How are you doing m8?

I like to get the new Australian $5 notes with Braille on them and flatten the bumps so blind people still can't read them.

Yes, hello.

your cash got braille on it?

Very good, got back from a 3 day holiday with the boys at Lake Moogerah. pic related

Only the new $5 note. Our 10, 20, 50 and 100 notes will be swapped as well to include Braille, I heard from someone.

Seems lovely. How was it? And how was the weather?

Here in Estonia it's snowing right now :/

I gotta find a new campsite for my mates and I for this year. That looks pretty good, but shame its in QLD.

use it to wank.. itll be like a ribbed flesh in paper form

The weather was pretty alright, sunny and not too windy so it was perfect for boating.Only rained on the last night but it didn't stop us from drinking. I'd love to see the snow. It's one of the reasons I like the Baltics. It's way different from here.
Where are you from cobba?

Wake up balts

Why would anyone want to move to Estonia when there is Lithuania

What is she doing under the blanket...

Innocent things I'm sure

Yeah, sure

Soz m8. Western Sydney. Usually take at least 2 camping trips with the boys (and sometimes the girls) each year. And we don't like hitting up the same campsites unless they're really good.
Guess we're gonna have to start driving further and further away.

Why does this zoom in on her crotch, why are her legs spasming, there must be an innocent explanation... right

Any lads good with their cars and can give me some advice?

Got around $10k AUD budget for a car. Just want a sleek looking sedan that's not too big, fuel efficient but still got some guts to it. Was originally considering a Commodore (SV6) but a 3.6L V6 seems a little overkill and 9 - 12L/100km seems like a lot of petrol; not to mention any SIDI model (saves a bit of fuel) is like $11k - $13k. Recently I've been looking at the Holden Cruze (CDX, JH Series II, 2.0L Turbo Diesel), which for around $10k I can get a 2012/13 model with roughly 100,000km clocked on it.

However, been hearing that the Cruzes are left over from production by daewoo and are apparently pretty shit because of that? But the similar Mazda 3s are fucking expensive for somewhat shitter spec, features and even looks. Toyota's Corolla/Camry are pretty gutless and look like shit compared to a Cruze in my opinion. And then the Toyota Aurion is sort of the equivalent to a Commodore, a bit pricey for my $10k budget and not very fuel efficient because bigger engine and bigger car.

Any motor junkies willing to chime in and help a cunt out? 1996 Corolla is on its last legs so I need to make a decision somewhat soon

>pic is of a Holden Cruze and is what I would probably save a little cash to try make mine look like (plastic dip rims black and wrap the room black)

Extremely cute and lewd gif

Take your 10k and go to casino. Play roulette and put all of your money on red. If you win you have 20k budget for car, if you lose just keep using public transport.

Yeah that's it, the drives are usually nice though and it's good to explore more of the country. This year will be our third year going to North Stradbroke Island, we get a different house each time because that's where we stay 70% of the time anyway drinking and having a laugh. It's a really noice little island.

Have you tried going on /o/ and asking?

Pretty sure it's a copy-paste from /o/.

this is how animes have sex

Good way to lose 10k
Yeah, posted on a sqt but not sure how many aussies are there compared to here
Yeah, sort of, rewrote it a little