>Be me, white male faggot
>In library, studying how to not be faggot
>suddenly, I smell something
>Something foul
>Something only the most hideous of monstrosities can excrete from their deformed and disgusting bodies
>I turn around
>SJW's
>Dyed hair, sweaty "Proud to be a feminist shirt", fat as fuck, glasses as thick as a nigger skull, the whole 9 Yards
>They were talking very loudly about where they were going to go for a future meetup
>suddenly get grand idea
>buy a moon mask with sunglasses and a boombox
>go to where the human whales were planning to go, which was a park near my college campus
>waited for the mistakes to come
>looked at my glass of water
>it shook
>they are here
>The living sacs of human fat rolled onto the park, around 30 feet from where I was
>Put the boombox on full volume
>connected to my phone
>Played "Notorious KKK" by moonman
>Not even 20 seconds in, the [insert animal name here] flocked towards me
>ran like hell, still holding the beatbox, which is still playing the song
>By some miracle of god, one of the broken condoms caught up to me and punched me in the face
>I fell
>The boombox came crashing down, but it was still playing "moonman moonman, can't you see? Spicks and niggers need to hang from trees."
>I slammed my hand on a broken bottle as I fell, leaving a pretty big cut (pic related of scar that it left behind. If you want more evidence, just ask.)
>Police came
>"Person" with hit me, who just so happened to be their leader, was arrested for assault
>I was sent to the hospital to get stitches (you want to see it, just ask)
>only had to do community service for disturbing the peace
>since the leader of the fat fucks was arrested, and they were too stupid to elect a new leader, they disbanded
>I saved my town from cancer
Be me, white male faggot
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the camera isn't that good, but you can see the scar on the bottom of the pointer finger
good job.
thanks
You're a hero.
just doing what had to be done
>weaponised autism
I like it. Good job
>one of the broken condoms caught up to me
What's a broken condo?
"Broken condom" is the term used for a child that was born from when the condom broke i.e. a mistake
Good job
ITT: Socially retarded white male gets hurt and claims victory in revenge on women who consistently reject him
basically
And all you'd do is sit there and be quiet while the SJWs called you a limp-dicked cis white male.
Because that's actually what you are, sadly.
trips dont lie
Holy shit OP. Thank you.
A mass shooting would be great next time because they would actually be gone but hey you had the balls to do that shit.
all for moonman
Oh, Did I touch a nerve?
walking the thin line to evolution, you did your part friend.
M A S S S H O O T I N G T I M E
D O N T G O T O S C H O O L T O M O R R O W F A G G O T
there's nothing wrong with a cleansing
You are a hero!
i wanna see stitches, time stamp too with your cruddiest drawing of a pussy. it'll make my day
Yeah I know. I have been wanting to do one but its like do I really want to risk my life for that?
Dubs never lies.
if you believe it's right, then it is right
Good man er faggot
8/10 for original names
Ok, here is the link to my post on instagram: instagram.com
Kek bless you.
And to you as well
Link does not work
links broke m8, upload pic onto thread
screenshotted it
2/10
feel free to raid my instagram with the most demented shit, username is r31773y
...
I didn't get arrested so you can say "2/10"
I almost blacked out from extreme blood loss, not fun
You are doing gods work OP, if god existed that is but nevertheless hats off to you. Btw u got some sausage fingers
it was from the antipain gel, it made my fingers swell up, I'm actually really skinny
>looked at my glass of water
>it shook
Top kek
I didn't think anyone would get that, as Sup Forums is filled with 16 year olds these days
Your a fucking legend.
And remember the government is paying
people to write comments as this to
discourage most of Sup Forums users from doing
things like that.
Pretty sure that never happened, but I was one of the people that made the rage face a hate symbol
Seriously? The thread is going to end just like that? Come on....
OP is legend
this is fake and gay. and gay.
EWWWW SJWs are on Sup Forums now wtf?
Op is a god butt a short one
>this is fake
fuck off, I have evidence and its posted on this thread