>The Angry Birds Movie is both the equivalent of a screaming five-year-old and a regressive piece of American propaganda. Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
>A mediocre animated film is tolerable but subtly injecting reprehensible propaganda beneath all the deliberate noise marks a new low for Sony Pictures. The first warning sign is when Red discovers that pig leaders are secretly holding dozens of their friends at the bottom of their ship as though they are people smugglers and refugees. Likewise, these pigs decide that they will blow up the city with dynamite and then steal their unhatched eggs, the children of the birds. What better way to resolve this problem than by tracking down the pigs, the leader of which has an Arab-style beard, and then blowing up their city? This is capped off with a creepy, eye-opening song where some bird-children sing about Red saving their homes and liberty. Essentially, the film is a metaphor for America being a walled-off island of sunshine, the happiness of which is threatened by outsiders until they have the daylights bombed out of them and order is restored. It is skin crawling that beneath a film as stupid and superficial as this that it could have such a toxic message. What starts as a story about tempering your anger devolves into a revenge mission aimed at children too young to remember the careless outcomes of 9/11. To me, there is something deeply disturbing about using a children’s film to mislead them in this way and someone should answer for it.
I hate to say it but I'm guessing they never played the game.
Colton Butler
>Liberals get butthurt as intended
Beautiful
John Gutierrez
This is Sup Forums's fault for making that stupid edit. Journalists browse this place you know. Can't even have a stupid animation movie without e-drama shitting all over it. Whole web's been like this since fucking Gamergate man.
You've ruined the last chance a video game movie had to be good. I hope you're happy.
Elijah Martinez
I love how liberals are purposely blasting the movie for no other reason but that they were triggered.
Nathaniel Ross
> when liberals do it it's celebrating diversity and culture > when conservatives do it it's laying seeds of hatred
Every single time.
Blake Murphy
Yeah, but now leftists look like fucking idiots for writing stuff like this. Nobody expects anything coherent from Sup Forums.
Oliver Powell
how does liberals becoming butt angry have anything to do with the movie's quality?
Liam Sullivan
Why do Americans make everything about them? It's clearly a metaphor for Europe's immigrant crisis.
Connor Gonzalez
It's fun because no matter how you slice it the argument of the game translates really well to terrorists attacks
>a lazy old Eagle that's murica
Christian Foster
People won't enjoy it now. It's "tainted" by association with racism, or islamophobia or whatever other bullshit the journos bring up.
It ruins the film. Films get one chance to come out, generate a buzz, and be something everyone can have a good time and laugh about. It's part of the experience.
It's like RE 5 all over again.
Gavin Watson
>Dumb time-killer iPhone game: The Movie had a chance of being good
Henry Cox
This affects all of us
Michael Rogers
The game was made by Finns, and we know perfectly how Finns treat rapefugees
Nathan Young
I want to fuck that bird?
Colton Ramirez
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks. Is this bitch retarded
Its a metaphor for whats happening to the West at this very moment
Christopher Roberts
I will always hate Angry Birds for being a Jewish rip off and cash in on an older game, but it is interesting how it lines up.
William Miller
I hope Angry Birds does really well just so more conservative propaganda seeps into children's media.
Parker Wood
lel your average parent taking his kid to see the movie doesn't give a shit about "Islamophobia"
Joshua Hughes
It also might be a Jewish test to see if they can start making money on this whole right wing wave that is imminent in Europe
>Storytime Simon here with the exciting conclusion to "The New Squirrel". "Tomorrow we can get to know each other and become best friends!" said Ricky to the red squirrel. The red squirrel made a sound that Ricky took for agreement, and the two squirrels curled up to sleep. Later that night, Ricky woke up to the sound of leaves rustling in the oak tree. He looked around. The red squirrel was gone! Ricky surveyed the landscape below and saw a pack of glowing eyes approaching the base of his tree. Cats! Ricky heard a voice from a nearby tree. It was the red squirrel! "I'm sorry." he said. "They were following me, and I couldn't bring them to my tree. They would have eaten my family!" As the cats ascended the tree and began to devour Ricky's friends and family, Ricky reflected on his decisions. His last words were "I really wish I would have trusted my elders." The End.
Isaiah Anderson
I'd think Argentina would know better.
Levi Rodriguez
>saved Is this on normiebook yet? I would love to see some libs assmad about a fucking videogame movie.
