When i was a horny teen I thought that bdsm stood for big dick small mouth

When i was a horny teen I thought that bdsm stood for big dick small mouth.

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i thought i was gonna get laid

Kek

Well I wasnt a teen, but i used to be convinced that butt sex was where you just rub butts together

Kek

I thought this site was pretty neat.

bdsm doesnt stand for big dick small mouth???

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I thought it was ok to touch other boys dicks.

I know right!!? I was like wtf where are all the small mouths

When I was 14 I thought jerking off was bad and tried to stop but failed
19 now still can't stop 1-3 jerkoffs per day

lol
I used to think "fistfucking" was just fucking your fist, i.e. masturbating.

Jesse ?

When I was younger I got bondage and bail bonds confused. I knew bondage was some sex thing, but I thought it had something to do with getting out of jail.

Not as a teen, but... between the ages of 7-10 I was convinced that gay sex involved one man putting his foreskin over another man's dick.

I got ya bro. Yours is the cutfag version.

You're technically right

When people said "tit wank", I thought this involved masturbating a woman's tits with your hands.

I used to think Joe Pesci's character in "Home Alone" was the son of the old man next door to Kevin who saves him.

Don't ask me why.

her name ?

unfortunatly not.

Asian was pronounced "Ass-Sigh-Anne"

Was it maybe because they're seen lurking around the neighborhood ? That was my favorite movie as a child. And even now my Christmas isn't complete without home alone.

I thought "furry" was just a art style and that the full fur suit thing was a media misunderstanding.

i thought BBW was big booty whooty

i don't know why

That the female orgasm wasn't a myth

Kek. Fuck it man. Now it is. I love me some big booty whooty

Nah, old man mentions something about his son and when pesci is getting arrested I thought he looked at the old man like, 'fuck Im sorry dad'

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When i was younger I thought that the vagina extended all the way to the top of your ass crack and that it was just a big hole

>dat pacman

Lol I thought baby's came out off asshole's

Im gonna have to re watch. Cause doesn't he tell him tjat his kids don't talk to him anymore? What if joe was going back to rob his dad because he hates him

Not me, but when I was like 10 or something I convinced this fag kid at school that oral sex was talking dirty.

Ended up working with him later on. He grew up to be an even bigger wanker. We all ripped him for being a virgin and he was like "Fuck you! I'm too mature for sex!".

Still laugh about it now nearly 8 years on. Fucking fat ginger faggot.

Yeah, I dont know what it was. Sounds familiar though.

oh shit i hit trips and didn't even realize it kek

wow that just blew my mind

Kek. Kids are brutal. We once convinced this kid that manly men piss at the urinal with their pants all the way down. And we just laughed at him .

sauce pls

Kek

Wish i had sauce. That bitch knows how so succ

>be you
>10/10 hottie down to fuck
>user, would you fist fuck me?
>ITSATRAP
>knock the bitch out
>hows that for a fist fuck you fucking faggot
>yfw

James!

i still wanna believe that :I

When I was a child I thought that grown ups are allowed to play with my ass. My mother used to wipe me up afeter shitting. Thought it was a deeper cleeaning

I remember as a kid trying to work out what exactly what a blow job entailed. I knew it was sucking dick, but didn't understand why it would be called a "blow" job if you were sucking, so where did the "blow" part come in? I remember thinking the girl must have tried to make a kind of air cushion on the dick, but couldn't work out the physics.

Also had one of those asshole friends that would turn everything into a retarded joke. So if I would say "blow someone up" he would so "SO you blew them up THE BUTT". He was like 3 years older then me so I thought he knew something about blowjobs I didn't that made that line make some sense. Turns out he was just an asshole.

I thought guys got periods too

Team rocket blast off at the speed of light

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>asshole friends that would turn everything into a retarded joke
>somehow isn't best friend
>Sup Forums

My friend told me to pull back my foreskin or else when i got older my foreskin would mold on to my dick and I couldn't have sex.

Oh I never said that. He was and still is my best friend.

Used to think that ALL yanks where born cut.

>all Jews in the end

Sup Forums

He's actually not wrong. It can fuse to the head or you can end up with phimosis if you don't pull it back.

I use to think Traps were women that happened to get dick surgery

I was worried that i was too late cause it would hurt when I'd pull my skin over my dick head. I was a dumb teen

>jew detected

When I'd see a special needs person I always thought that they got too drunk thay theu got stuck that way forever

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thought that hors d'oeuvres (the little finger foods you eat before a meal) was pronounced "whores de-voors" not "or derves"

thought it was gay to watch any porn with dicks in it (i.e. only watched lesbian porn because i thought porn with dicks in it was gay)

tons more stuff i'm probably forgetting but alas my retardation didn't stop when i stopped being a teen

I used to always call my cousin Dylan "dildo" because I thought it sounded funny. His mom would always tell me off for it but I didn't know what it meant so I kept doing it.

At 10 I thought women also had penises.

At 12, even though I had been masturbating for about 3 years, a friend told me I could stroke my cock to masturbate.

He also suggested using Ben-Gay as lube.

That's some funny shit right there

Damn. Your friend is an was. Did u use the bengay?

Is an ass. Damn this auto correct

How does having a foreskin make me a Jew??

My cousin convinced me that the devil lives on the moon and if i stared at the moon he'd come get me.

Actually, mothers are told by pediatricians to pull the foreskin back and forth when washing the toddler to prevent phimosis.

i used to think "exit only" signs on the interstate meant there wasnt a way to get back on.

Yea...

>hors d'oeuvres
Funny because in France everyone can pronounce it but few of us can actually spell it, so congrats.

>I thought having another person to share my life with would make me happy
>I thought i could be happy
Haha

I thought that on your birthday everyone was obligated to give me gifts so I'd go around telling strangers that it was my bday.

I thought cum was piss so I pissed my pants a few times before I actually tried to jack off and then I thought the cum came from a different hole under the head

id started masturbating before i could ejaculate semen, or if i did, i dont remember. there was no clean up, shit was so cash. i remember the first time i came, i thought it was piss, and thinking it was all slippery, piss would be good to jack off with.

tldr i learned the next time that piss is not slippery and not ok to jack off with.

holy shit, here. 72 > 27 jacking off with piss. are you bizarro me..?

kek

That called docking.

trips is truth.

I was tricked into having sex with an older girl when I was 13 and she was 17. She lured me to her place and even as we got in bed together with just our underwear I was like why tf we going to sleep at 3 in the afternoon. She was very patient in teaching me lol.

>gay sex
>butt sex
I guess you are either pretty young or grew up in a big city. I'm 33 and I didn't even learn about or understand homosexuality before late into my puberty. LGBT sure did fuck with young people's heads.

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When i was a kid. I used to think black and white t.v shows were like that because the whole world was black and white in real life.

I convinced the biggest loser at our school that the most popular girl was into him, but needed to know if he had the dance moves to be her man.

In the lunch line, he walks up to her and says, "You wanna see my dance moves, baby?" And without her being able to respond, he breaks into doing the Roger rabbit and churning the butter in-between RR dance moves. Many lulz were had.

Yes, I was that fucker Chad at my school.

Did she make you lick her asshole?
My cousin did this to me. She got on her knees and bent her ass in my face. I was like 5 she was probably 6

Kek. That's too funny. I remember we would make this special ed kid do the wazzuuuup with the tongue sticking out. He was a friend but he would do anything anyone would ask him. He was scary strong tho, I remember we had to do hearing tests and he freaked out and fucking flipped a table.that was in 5th grade

>not realizing circumcision came from the jews
u wat m8?

>mfw I saw a tard flip a chair over with metal legs and literally pretzel the legs
>imagined him getting angry during a fap session

I did too. I hated watching I love lucy because of this. I always thought they lived in a sad world because it was b&w

Naw she hated oral. Hardly even kissed me. But she got me hard by showing off her body, when I was good and ready she started riding me like it was the last day on earth lol she made me visit her till she turned 18. Wish I remember her name. Lol

Probably rip a dick off. Lol

>being this fucking stupid no matter how young

Jesus, what did you fucking retards think when you first saw 'The Wizard of Oz'? Probably got your first boner.

I still swear that one day when I was young, the whole world decided to switch left and right around, and I didn't get the memo until I embarrassed myself getting it wrong in front of the class.

You are my hero

when i was a teen idk

when i was a kid like 7 or 8 i was attracted to grannys (70yo or so)

Lucky Bastard.when I first started getting boners I'd rub my dick on almost anything.it felt so good.

Source?

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the actual video and not the 8 seconds with mlp dick

I've never seen the wizard of oz.

I thought that piss came from your balls