Tfw you'll never live in the Northeast with all the other fortunatefags

>tfw you'll never live in the Northeast with all the other fortunatefags
>tfw you'll probably live in your shit state in the South till you die

I didn't deserve this

>tfw you'll always celebrate easter

what state you live in

Did u vote for da Trump??

What is this thing called 'Easter'? I've never heard of it.

Just get a job in the northeast then

The state directly east of Texas, south of Arkansas, and west of the Mississippi.

Y-yes.

But idk how to

louisiana.. at least its not mississippi... one of my friend works in new orleans and he likes it there so it aint too shabby

>Wanting to trade the authenticity and community present in the South for a soulless, meaningless life in Jew England

I was born there so I have a better opinion automatically than your friend: it looks like shit and it always will be shit.

Get me out of here pls.

best bet is to go to school in another state

It seems I'll have to at this point.

I live in Arkansas, i don't like a lot of things in my state, but i'd rather live here then cali or the Northeast. Still a shitty state though, at least in Louisiana you have New Orleans and better drinking laws then my state. I'm probably gonna move to Texas in a few years.

come here to CA for school. its cheaper and better than most

New Orleans is objectively shit.

No thanks, Jose.

>Wanting to live your life in a run-down shithole with few opportunities because it's "authentic"

Do you want a successful life, or are you trying to live according to some misguided idea?

>it ain't me, it ain't me
>I ain't no fortunatefag

>Tfw your state is so atrociously shitty you consider Texas a step up

not wanting to go to some of the best schools kek

>feels good to live in nh

Same. Laughing at southerners every day.

Save up money. Buy greyhound ticket. Pack everything in a suitcase.

Dude if you actually grow the balls to hit the reset fucking button on your life, I will straight up send you a congratulatory hallmark card once you get the state you want to live in.