Ask a bored Marine anything

Ask a bored Marine anything.

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do you think gal gadot is actually a cow irl?
and do you think she grazes on grass when no one watches?

Fuck you boot

>im a mareen guise!

whats your opinion on lolis?

I don't see why not. I mean, that's pretty decent evidence you have there.

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mexican army fag here:
do you have to polish that ugly yellow boots?

Crayons or Glue?

Yes. Blue crayons don't taste like blueberry, which is bullshit.

Yea, we always polish our boots so they can get fucked up when we do field training.

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marin, wer iz ur dressbluz

Watch this video
youtu.be/1Kj-DHNntAk

MOS?

no, COD: MW

6154

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ayy army 91B here

are you bored? are you a marine? are any questions off limits?

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You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? Fuck it, you wait here.

How many crayons come in your MREs?

What type of vehicles you work on mainly?

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Depends, chili mac gives you about 4, but meatball gives you 6.

Does your ass feel violated when you go near a SEAL?

My chili mac only came with skittles. No crayons for army fags.

How many goat fuckers have you killed

No, it's not like I'm gonna read his book anyway.

How does all that squid dick taste?

What will you trade for your crayons, boot?

It's funny that you say that, I'm with squids right now, and they are all a bunch of bitches.

Sure as shit ain't trading for Bates Lites

Out of all guys who join Marines, what % would you say actually is sent to middle east and ever is in engagements or whatever. Do most of you just get sent to bullshit random corners of the world with nothing going on?

Rank?
MOS?
Enlisted or Reserve?
Base Location?
Last name of you direct CO?

>Not wearing Bates Lites for PT

The fuck are you on about, faggot?

Why didn't you join the Air Force? ASFAB not high enough to get a decent Job?? Just fucking with yah.

>>Being a Crypto Linguist kinda sucks IMO

They're all on ships and boats and they probably are the goats, oooooh there are no airborne rangers in the marine corps

Boot, can you identify this flavour?

Depends on whats happening in the world. Also depends on where your duty station is and all that. Some go to the Middle East, some go to Japan.

Why did you choose the shittiest branch with the shittiest equipment?
>INB4 "the weapon is only as good as the person carrying it" a chimp carrying an AK would be as effective if not more-so than a Muhrinetard.
Also, how is it knowing that you are only able to be of service to your country by being an ASFAB waiver having bullet sponge for the branches that go in and win the wars?

We usually just do green on green. If we do a beach assault, then fuck yea I'm wearing my lites.

Op

Shut up boot

In all fairness, I was looking into the Navy first.

Delicious.

How do you polish felt coated leather

How many crayons can you eat, and how good are you at flying a desk?

youre a fuckin boot arent you?

How long would this typical MRE last you, Boot?

thats the joke

All of them.

Says the chairforce.

Pencils do last a bit longer. I'd say about 20 minutes.

Did mountain warfare with a bunch marines. You guys suck fucking dick. Do our country a favor and disband. Kys.

Fucking POG

That's a double bagger, one bag for her head and one for your's in case her's falls off. That's some nice lookin' trim though.

WHEN AND WHY DID YOU JOIN ?

Haha at you guys calling me a boot

what the fuck is the crayon thing people are talking about

Fucking bitch ass POG. What unit? OIF USMC vet here 0311.

Vidya to go along with this? Women in the army are useless but for sucking dick (and apparently eating puss too)

Have u heard of, seen, and/or killed any giants in the middle east??

that faggot needs to get a decent haircut

What is your favorite flavor of crayola?

just dont lead em so much

Faggot.

go fucking haze yourself boot

shut up and bring me my pizza , pizza boi

Can confirm, use discretion. I caught a mean case of chlamydia from a barracks rat awhile back. Still itches, but damn she could suck your dick so good it would flatten your forehead.

You mad im a salty pfc?

Why the fuck are you out of regs, Marine? Fix your shit.

Beat your face until I get tired, fuckin bundle of sticks.

>Boot
>overseas ribbion with star, and korean ribbion
pick one

Okay 2 year "cpl"

Should i fix pic related?

I saw a Marine in the sidecar of a motorcycle today, was that you OP?

Joins Marines to be a mechanic.

BOOT!

My man

How many spare blousing bands do you have?

Do you prefer:

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

or

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected

> pfc
B O O T
O
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T

What's your opinion on these developments?

us.mil.army/marines-restructure

I think not. Here's a video to prove my point. The Chimp doesn't hit any body from less than 10 feet away.
youtu.be/K4AjohOZhzk

I'm not in the military anymore (former sailor) but I've been following this development. Hope it works out.

HAHA you fuckin boot

Feet?

Post of you as a pfc and tell me you were this salty
hint. you cant

Where was that picture taken? Looks like a place I know.

Lol hi

> pfc
> salty
ok

I've got a golden ticket

are you at the yukon lodge in wainwright alberta

Take your shoes off :3

I bet ur at New River

Why didn't the Navy want you?

He's got a service stripe lol

Main difference is that there is no service stripe in this pic.

Not the marine but yes, fix this shit

Have you ever read, _Smedley_Darlington_Butler_:The_ Maverick_Marine_?

Honest question Marine.
I have a friend who left for the marines. how can I get a hold of him if I only have his full name.
I can't contact his family, his phone is disconected. no social media. is there a way? I checked in the Marines website but it ask for the Marines social security numbet, i dont uave that kind of info.
please respond. I don't know how my frieND is doing.
thànks