Tfw grimes isn't your girlfriend today either

>tfw grimes isn't your girlfriend today either

Maybe next time OP.

Atleast choose a woman that doesn't look like a goblin to obsess over you stupid fag. It's not like you gonna fuck her anyway so why should rules exist?

i want a goblinesque creature of my very own to take care of

Not OP but keeping imaginations somewhat realistic, by imagination standards, can make them more satisfying.

what steps have you taken to make her your gf?

Is OP a burn victim? down syndrome? both?

You have her great music user.

>the grapes are sour
Your envy is sky high. You must have ugly gfs.

i've had like a million dreams about her and listened to her entire discography a billion times

should i ask her out?

...

grimes is a 3/10 dude, do you get envious when you see ugly girls? Because i sure as hell don't

She's 9/10 but you deny that because you'll never have a gf as beautiful as her. Never ever.

Keep trying user, someday you'll die

please fuck off

>She's 9/10
yeah sure and i'm Gandalf the Grey

please fuck off

It's okay user, you're just as attractive as her. Society won't judge you for wanting to fuck that thing, no dignity to be lost.

>i'm Gandalf the Grey
You're not.

>he hates grimes

(she) is a fucking moron

even better, make a song out of it and send it to her