What is New Zealand pure in?
Map of tourism slogans
>Jordan
Yes, it's Jordan
>Truly Asia
So lame
We are morally pure unlike America the Great Satan.
Yours is actually the only one I remember. They has a big advertising campaign on TV here a decade ago.
And I thought "C00Ln3ss" of Indians was just about their people on Internet, not the government itself.
these are all terrible, I have better ideas
>Canada - we got lakes and snow!
>USA - free groping in every airport
>Mexico - lose your mind
>Brazil - experience how the other half live
>Chile - south america without the murder!
>Germany - picturesque old towns, with trendy new 'urban' populations!
>France - see above
>Italy - gypsies on every corner!
>Turkey - you won't believe how we modified the most historically important city in the west!
>India - bring yakult
>Japan - yes we are normal height
>Australia - we got cities, but smaller!
>Thailand- It's not gay if penis is feminine!
>Visit Armenia, it is beautiful.
>Finland
>I wish I was in Finland
said no one ever
>India - water is now 75% shit-free!
>Australia - experience our culture of casual racism
>Brazil - now with complimentary rape whistles
>Greece - oh god please give us money
>China - no one has ever complained twice!
>Taiwan - best prostitutes in all of the far east
>Haiti - you'll have to see it to believe it
>Mexico - get out while you still can
>75%
bit high
>syria
JUST
Nope, the other 25% is just piss
I thought Australia's was "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA"
Why doesn't Sweden have one?
>belgium
>the place to be
kek I remember that
>Djibeauty
>Epic Estonia
>Epic
simply
>Sweden
>Yes
...
>USA - get shot
>Powered by Nature
They make crude oil sound so ecological
>OI C'MERE IN FRANCE, YA CUNTS
>it's more fun in the Philippines
>including doing drugs
>and getting shot
Too offensive in the UK, apparently.