/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 26
Nights since last BNM: 1

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is there anything left to look forward to for the rest of the year?

and will kendrick ride a 7/10 project all way to an uncontested AOTY?

Nope.

Yes. Unfortunately

I'm hoping another year where they don't pick highest score for AOTY
I just don't see anything else for competition. Maybe Mount Eerie.

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I want to agree with you but I still think the fact that AMSP was #10 on their end of year list but gave it their highest score of all the albums that year was just retarded

Damn was very good

only things that could possibly change the shape of a year end list at this point are lcd soundsystem and st vincent, maybe even haim and the national

nah it's easily his worst studio project, only reason it gets the reception it does is because kendrick is on Kanye and can do no wrong now

it's his best only behind GKMC

meant to say he's on Kanye level

is the national coming out with a new album this year? I didn't hear anything about it

LCD could take AOTY from p4k

Death Grips will undoubtedly be good

I doubt they release anything this year besides in the side project band plus I think they're still on tour?

This thread never ceases to be absolute shit every night. It is the same thing every single time. A few people spam bullshit before 1pm, trolling plebs and annoying everyone else. After 1pm, everyone listens to MAYBE 2 tracks on anything labeled 'best new' and then comes here to jack off.

Half of you lowkey listen to and praise every single album they give an 8.0+. The other half adamantly hate everything they praise. Either way, you all are sheep.

Pitchfork is only good for finding new music to listen to. Nothing else.

Pitchfork seems over DG
7-8 range

announced a new album with release of a song last month, I imagine it drops late 2017, they haven't gone a year without releasing an album yet

>After 1pm

Best New Meme

yeah and someone like you shows up every night and the same conversation happens but you're totally right great insight

im stoned as fuck and mistyped. doesn't make you any less of a faggot

>Pitchfork is only good for finding new music to listen to. Nothing else.
you literally contradicted everything you said with this phrase

How? You can find new music to check out simply by reading the name of an album without reading and being influenced by a review. Just because they review it doesn't mean they enjoy it or are supporting it.

>drug user
>not a faggot
wew

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

>they haven't gone a year without releasing an album yet

shit you're right their work ethic is pretty insane

t. p4k drone in denial

you sir are the DUMBEST nigger

hows it feel being so fucking better than everyone else?

>look mom, I posted it again

weekly reminder the majority of sunday reviews have been about black artists and/or women.

Well duh, they make the best music

black music has been more prominent the past few years
I don't get how that's a hard concept to grasp

you abuse drugs because you are overwhelmed with feelings of worthlessness. you are failing at your immortality project.

are you guys happy in your lives? serious question. I'm not memeing.

blacks being good at anything other than sports or crime is a meme being fueled by white guilt.

do you fucking know what the word "prominent" means you retarded sack of shit

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