...is now inside your asshole. How fucked are you?

...is now inside your asshole. How fucked are you?

...

Beer can...unopened.

Damnit.

a chap stick. So not to bad.

...

i knew i shouldn't have a sharpie on my desk

hot wheels car

didn't they do that on an episode of Jackass once?

not that bad
potential luls if you troll the doctor and record it

Body pillow. Big but soft.

It's lubricant. I guess I win.

a fucking half full gatorade bottle.

well, i could adapt

fuck

Its my dog....

>a ps3
Fuck

A wall.... well fuck

...

There's only a wall next to me.

I'm done...

My left leg...... Fuck

My 8 year old cousin

A suitcase full of my girlfriend's clothes.

...

Could be worse...

Yes, yes a wall will do

...

Kickin the bitch out? MGTOW...

Shit, I also have a muslim to my left. Looks like I gotta brace for a rectal exsplosion.

We're going to her parents for a couple days.
I could never be so full of..alchahol.

throwin that bitches shit on the lawn. mgtow

> what's worse than two houses in your ass?
> two houses in the hood in your ass

At least they're nice houses

Post pics

brown paper bag

Sounds fun yo. Be respectful. Don't grab her ass in front of her dad.

that's a fucking guitar case

My gf
Its been about 24 since the last time she was in there

Box fan

Kek

Saved!!! It's a lifeguard bouy

...

Well I have a transgender ex-colleague seal so I'm well fucked and probably waterboarded

A vuvuzela

I'm beyond fucked

Eh. I'm ok with this.

There is a now a cat in my asshole.

16oz can of beer
>pretty fucked

My... My wife? My wife is inside my ass? B-but... How? I mean... Why? Who thought this was a good idea? Oh, gods. I'm gonna throw up. I'm sorry, Martha... I'm sorry.

How is a queen sized mattress gonna fit? the answer is painfully

A wall is in my asshole now.

My PC tower

Well shit.

...

My phone, which is a small flip phone, so I should be okay.

a wall
nice

No way I'm getting this pillow out....

Do people give you shit for that?