...is now inside your asshole. How fucked are you?
...is now inside your asshole. How fucked are you?
...
Beer can...unopened.
Damnit.
a chap stick. So not to bad.
...
i knew i shouldn't have a sharpie on my desk
hot wheels car
didn't they do that on an episode of Jackass once?
not that bad
potential luls if you troll the doctor and record it
Body pillow. Big but soft.
It's lubricant. I guess I win.
a fucking half full gatorade bottle.
well, i could adapt
fuck
Its my dog....
>a ps3
Fuck
A wall.... well fuck
...
There's only a wall next to me.
I'm done...
My left leg...... Fuck
My 8 year old cousin
A suitcase full of my girlfriend's clothes.
...
Could be worse...
Yes, yes a wall will do
...
Kickin the bitch out? MGTOW...
Shit, I also have a muslim to my left. Looks like I gotta brace for a rectal exsplosion.
We're going to her parents for a couple days.
I could never be so full of..alchahol.
throwin that bitches shit on the lawn. mgtow
> what's worse than two houses in your ass?
> two houses in the hood in your ass
At least they're nice houses
Post pics
brown paper bag
Sounds fun yo. Be respectful. Don't grab her ass in front of her dad.
that's a fucking guitar case
My gf
Its been about 24 since the last time she was in there
Box fan
Kek
Saved!!! It's a lifeguard bouy
...
Well I have a transgender ex-colleague seal so I'm well fucked and probably waterboarded
A vuvuzela
I'm beyond fucked
Eh. I'm ok with this.
There is a now a cat in my asshole.
16oz can of beer
>pretty fucked
My... My wife? My wife is inside my ass? B-but... How? I mean... Why? Who thought this was a good idea? Oh, gods. I'm gonna throw up. I'm sorry, Martha... I'm sorry.
How is a queen sized mattress gonna fit? the answer is painfully
A wall is in my asshole now.
My PC tower
Well shit.
...
My phone, which is a small flip phone, so I should be okay.
a wall
nice
No way I'm getting this pillow out....
Do people give you shit for that?