Prove your not secretly a lizard

Prove your not secretly a lizard

I eat flies

Shit

i prefer the warm over the cold

after a large meal i like to sit down and relax

Kininigin

I wear skin like all other primates...

My tongue is only a foot long

>pay my child support
>don't have STDs
>haven't stolen a bike
>don't eat fried chicken

Fuck you lizards for making us geckos look bad.

I have hair

I'm 100% responsible for my own success and ascribe wholly to the purest of Capitalism.

Prove i'm not a lizard? Fuck you guys of course i'm not a lizard. I only
>eat crickets
>sunbathe
>Show off my tongue to all the female lizards

I seriously prefer the cold months to the hot

I live in the desert and scavenge for bugs and fruit most of my day when I'm not looking for shade or chillin on my favorite cactus fucking my hoebag lizard wife.
Oh shit nvm.

What if its such a secret that we don't even know if we are one :O

Same here. That means I'm a yeti. You lizards are fucked now.

This

>Fuck you lizards for making us geckos look bad.
Geckos are lizards, you dip

*does push ups on a rock*

...

My body thermally regulates it's self.

Fucking sleestack. Hate those bastards

>Lizards take the forms of high ranking people
>I am a neckbeard still living with my mom
>Therefore, I am not a lizard
Easy

Fuck is that from Land of the lost? The girl in that show was my first crush omg. Loved that show. Yeah I'm old.

I don't even like eating bugs at all

i haven't skyped obama in 3 weeks

i voted trump and have a pulse rifle. dem damn reptilianz aint gun get me.

I love cold weather.

I am NOT using mono-atomic gold to manipulate vibrations to change my appearance.

>Prove you're not secretly a lizard
I'm open about my reptilian heritage.