Looking to move to the US from Australia, talentless shit though. Any advice?

Looking to move to the US from Australia, talentless shit though. Any advice?

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just say anything to any girl here and you'll do fine

The monster is just a guy in a costume.

You're actually allowed to own knives and guns here without customs stealing them. Get some so the black people don't rob you.

is this accurate? this is what i hear because all the men are shite

Is this the thread where we post shit thats never going to happen?

Isn't that every thread?

Go to Florida, that's where all the Americans that couldn't make it anywhere else go

it'll definitely get you a step in the door, "Oh cool accent!"

beyond that if your personality is shit/you're ugly it's not gonna do much

Marry an Australian girl.
You'll get citizenship

or you're not rich, should have added that

Fuck off. We're full.

That's the advice one of your Aussie brethren gave me when I inquired about your shithole island.

Apply for a visa and passport, and then book your flight a few months in advance to save money, and then maybe find a girl to marry you so you can stay

Them digits

You must have talked to anyone over 30 who doesn't live in a city.

yeah, move to somewhere thats not a major city, rents too high and theres foreigners everywhere so you won't be able to get exoticism points for being in a major city. go to adelaide or darwin, they have really cheap rent and foreigners dont live there so you can both get a sense for australian culture and be an exotic subject to the locals.

my other advice is dont come here we're full. theres literally no room left in the cities its overcrowded and a basic 1 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment 20 m^2 in the city costs about 750k usd.

Serious question OP: how is your shitpost game?

hope you like emus

are you white and from a respectable country? we don't formally have a white australia policy, but a fucktonne more brits/kiwis/south africans get in than anyone else

Don't do it m8. The USA sucks ass

Move to one of the flyover states and learn a discipline, once you have said discipline move to the coast. The flyover states such as kansas are dirt cheap living outside of the few big cities and a great starting place, beyond that within 5 years you can obtain a decent career pulling in 40-50k and then just move up the ladder. Also purchase property asap, renting is worthless, however you can always rent out your properties whenever you move and or sell them

Tits or gtfo.

lay off the weed user

Are we talking like a trade? Electrician, Plumber, Carpenter kind of thing?

>paint skin brown
>practice your Mexican accent
> say things like "es" "oh" "si" "que" and "es" a lot in succession
>tell border patrol you're a programmer

Yeah, however I would focus in electronics/computers get some certs and then you can always go back to school for electrical/computer engineering

Look into working as a long-haul trucker. There are companies in the US that will pay for Aussies to come over here and drive: The Aussies know how to drive on the right side, read English, and ARE IN A TOTAL FOREIGN COUNTRY and so have no attachments to family etc. and can drive all the damn day.

Certifications*

This guy is right. Don't fucking do it, just save your self and go somewhere else. Rent is stupidly expensive. My wife and I are looking at retiring in AU or New Zealand, somewhere nice. My point is we want out of the US. I love my country but Its turning into a shit hole

Move out of the big city...

These two niggas are right. I live in Texas. if you can drive, weld, or pipe fit here... you're pulling in over $100,000.

Also with the programming part there. Texas is a HUGE tech area.

stay far the fuck away from california, you'll be broke in a matter of months with how expensive shit is here, also mexicans like me will steal your car ese.

OP here, 100% will return to Aus eventually, I'm young..ish and want to mix it up a bit with this move. Have UK ancestry so can get there easily but it doesn't have the same appeal at the moment.

Stay away from Michigan unless you like being unemployed and dying in poverty

if youre decently attractive and not overweight you can get any girl you want with that accent
of course only 0.000001% girls here aren't sluts, so.

Move to California free cash assistance, free food stamps, free welfare, free section 8 housing, free to be 110% nigger 24/7. Also guessing you're a white guy. If you changed your accent no one would know...
Don't listen to the bean machine.

as long as you dont look like a doofy twat, the accent and bring able to hold a steady job is enough to dupe a dumb whore into marrying you.

Fuck off nigger, you are what is ruining this country. Southern Commiefornia needs to be napalmed

>free

Ex-socal, fuck that, they are stopping all cash assistance, food stamps, welfare, section 8 wait list is like 12 years long. And no jobs unless you speak Mexican spanish, not any spanish will do.

wait. kalven..?

Yeah, stay in straya, were fucking full

Steve?

can confirm, been painting houses for 5 years. Had to learn a good amount of Spanish to get by.

>Have full time job
>Own home.
>Own guns.
>Hate niggers
>tolerant of women.
>live in Nor Cal

Fuck I love being white.

Oh shit, satan has spoken

I understand that, the UK isn't any better. Actually I think it's worse. Anyways I think I understand the kind of vibe you are looking for. I lived in Europe once, so much shit you can't do there (outdoors kinds of stuff I mean). If you plan on going back to AU I would say it's going to be hard to go back. Once you settle in life takes over and gets expensive. If you have a kid you're stuck here for even longer. What exactly appeals to you about the US?

Try to be more white then you are now.

GET THREAD

I'm sorry you're about to get ass fucked when the southern cali socialists try to madate universal healthcare. Hopefully the state of jefferson gains some traction

You're a fucking faggot. If you have worked in any trade in Socal you would know you're the white minority. Stay home you fucking NEET

Take the first job you are offered.
Then go out and get a job in residental construction.

Also move to Washington state.

2kill

The state of jefferson is a fucking joke. You're right socialist niggers will ruin California if they do pass that turd. Only way to turn this around would be get more white guys or convert more people to white guy mentality.

OP here, grew up in the middle of nowhere, still living in a shit city at a job I hate. Australian house prices are also extortionate even though I live in arguably the best state to buy property. I spent a month traveling around the states last year and it really just appealed to me. Spent 3 months in Europe as well and I didn't get the same vibe anywhere.

Ex soca here as well. California sucks ass, once you leave you will understand. I moved away 6 years ago after being born and raised there. Fuck that place, it's stupidly expensive and I was raised to be self supporting so using those public assistance programs is considered a last resort for me.

Fuck off we're full

Nor Cal bud. Transfer up here plenty of white guys left.

sfbuildingtradescouncil.org/apprentice-programs

The only way that would happen is if the largely conservative northern cali splits from the cesspool of the south

John?

Terry?

Just say you're an immigrant and half of the people here will bend over backwards to accommodate you

dont listen to this freeloading shit stain, if you have any self respect, avoid this liberal shit stain of a state.if you actually want to make something of yourself, pick any other state thats not on a coast.

Fair enough, I would choose the state you want to live in wisely. Do your research. Might as well go somewhere nice. I live in Washington state, it's cold and rains all the time, it's expensive and lots of retards around.

They'd probably give him a cake and blow him.

Make sure you travel with your cassowary shield, since sometimes they come unexpectedly around corners. When provoked, they can disembowel an adult in a single swipe.

Australia is not full. It's mostly empty, though some space is occupied by homosexuals such as this user.

Sounds like Tasmania, I'd fit right in.

Australia has around 3% arable land or about 89,000 square miles the population is 23.78 million. Thats around 2.4 people per arable acre...
Y'all are fucking full bud

It's beautiful here, if you stay away from the major cities it's a nice place to be. I live near Seattle so it's super crowded, sort of polluted, and lots of idiots running around. It's expensive here also. The country and out scurts of the cities can be reasonably priced. I want out of this state though, I want more sunshine.

Andrew?

Hurry up.

Regards,
Australia

Negatory ghostrider

You're a falsifying gay man, user.
"Approximately 53% of Australia's total land area was used for agriculture. On a state basis, Tasmania had the smallest proportion of farm land (24% of state area) while the highest was in Queensland (81% of state area)."
abs.gov.au/ausstats/[email protected]/Products/7121.0~2010-11~Main Features~Land Use?OpenDocument

And there's a massive amount of arable land in national parks (like most of Tasmania). It's closer to ten acres per person than the figure you give. That's more than enough room to swing a possum, right?

data.worldbank.org/indicator/AG.LND.ARBL.ZS?end=2014&start=1961&view=chart

WA is about 1/4 the size of the entire united states. .. and the part that isnt fucked up bone dry rocks and desert is about the size of...florida.

Were full.

Arable land is 6.1% my mistake

You'll be pleased to know we don't have any Aborigines here, so there's that.

So... he should move then? Or do you misinterpret this...

Yeah we are full. There are some nice parts away from the cities. But it rains a lot on the west side of the mountains. I want out of here, I want more sunshine

Who will get drunk in the middle of the street and hurl abuse at their child at 4am then? I need that in my life.

your accent is a tallent. move to LA and find some voice/acting gigs.

TOO THIN

Each to their own

TRUMP WILL DEPORT YOU

Illegally immigrate, nothing will go wrong.

you will fit in fine

Easy: live in the south at least 15 miles outside of any major city. Check out construction jobs since everyone is frail and works behind a desk all day which results in a lot of open spaces and higher paying jobs in any physical based career. Buy a gun while you still can. Live in a mostly white neighborhood, as I like to say: "The more confederate flags you see, the safer you and your kids will be." Lastly stay away from white people who say white men have it easy and everyone else is oppressed because they're just as bad as the minorities who say the same thing. I have a few black friends but I would suggest staying away from them until you learn how to judge Americans better because for every good level headed black person, there's going to be like 15-20 nig nogs.