HELLO I AM A WHALE! ASK ME ANYTHING

HELLO I AM A WHALE! ASK ME ANYTHING

How do you type

Why are dolphins a bunch of assholes?

WITH MY BIG OL WHALE PEE PEE

BECAUSE THEY HAVE SMALLER PEE PEES
SMALL AND PINK AND WEIRD
AND THEY'RE RAPISTS OF THE SEA

>Only talks about pee pees
Are you a spermwhale? And where did you learn English.

How would a lobster kill you if it wanted to?

Whats your opinion on the japanese

Whats the fucking noise you do all time?
Type it down pls.

I AM A SPERM WHALE YES
HERE IS A GOOD PICTURE OF ME
ALL WHALES SPEAK ENGLISH, UNLIKE THE NIGGER DOLPHINS, THEY SPEAK DOLPHINESE

THEY KILL MY FAMILY
THEIR FOOD IS AWFUL
FUCKIN WEEBS

WAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

what's your favorite animal?

So where do you life? Desu-mew

LAND OR SEA?
I LIFE IN THE OCEAN, SILLY. CURRENTLY IN THE ATLANTIC

How do we solve the mudslime problem

How does this make you feel

did you like the ride?

BUILD A LARGE WALL MADE FROM BACON
ENRAGED, NIGGER DOLPHINS (I BELIEVE YOU CALL THEM ORCAS) PISS ME OFF
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO I KNOW THOSE WHALES

Is that one of the grills who drowned in Sealife?

WOULD HAVE HER STICK HER TOES IN MY BLOWHOLE WHILE I STROKE MY GIGANTIC WHALE PEE PEE

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What's your opinion on fat shaming?

Did you know Gracie before she was taken to the future?

IT IS OK SOMETIMES
MAKING FUN OF FATTIES MIGHT INSPIRE THEM TO GET HEALTHY
FAT HUMANS ARE BAD
FAT WHALES ARE GOOD IN WHALE CULTURE, AN OLD WHALE PROVERB STATES "HE WHO EATS THE MOST ALSO MUST HAVE THE BIGGEST PEE PEE IN THE SEA"

YES
SHE TOUCHED MY GIGANTIC WHALE PEE PEE, SHIT WAS CASH

QUADS OF TRUTH

Was Gracie already pregnant or did your pee pee do the job? If so, you saved the planet!

I HAVE PLANTED MY SEED IN HER FROM MY MAGICAL WHALE PEE PEE
AND YES, THE QUADS OF TRUTH HAVE SPOKEN

I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?

HMM, PERHAPS THERE ARE TASTY FISH CLOGGING UP THE WELL AND NOT ALLOWING THE WATER TO FLOW
YOU HAD BEST GO FISHING

Are you amerrican?
How often do you eat mcdolan?

I AM FROM THE OCEAN
I DO NOT EAT THAT GARBAGE