Alright Sup Forums get me laid

Alright Sup Forums get me laid.

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Come on losers

Can you give me a blowjob and I'll pay you? 500 dollars for 10 minutes and and extra 100 if you manage to make me cum before the 10 minutes end.

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winrar lol

Waiting on reply

That's the gayest looking shit I've ever seen. Change that shit OP what the frick

8 again

Send dickpic

ok, name your price.

Yeah, guess that was a bit forward, how about dinner, there's a fancy restaurant down town that's expensive, I'm sure you scrub up well, or the weathers great, being June, could find a place to eat/drink outdoors?

i got a massive nigger dick!

winrar

Win rar

Then will you just finger my asshole while I jerk off?

winrer

ask her if shes a mirror cuz ur a nigger lol... wait no thats horrible dont do it even if 8s

How about one in and out? I just want to lose my virginity.

Fuck that winrar we got an . Next 6 decides

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Ok bitch, never liked your boobs anyway

rollin

Welp, looks like we're fucking then. Tomorrow night sound good?

then lets fuck. I'm serious.

Yeah I didn't realize how gay it looked until I posted it on the internet. It's just a Samsung theme

Show me pics of your feet

Let's go to the movies and see what happens from there

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So you, alright 500 dollars for 10 minutes, and 100 dollars every 10 after that and just let what happens, happen

Baby that'll only drives up the prize (put a wink emoji).

Let me take you out to eat (free food) and see where it goes from there

Winrar

winrar

"Im gay tho Brenda so unless you moan like a man I'm straight”

>See what I did there

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Kek

Oops. 4 decides

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OP real talk here. That response was not a denial. She's sounds like she would be down for giving you head if you meander around the subject the right way (you'll probably still have to pay tho). Let's try to get you head and ignore posts that will give it away.

i'm asking a bunch of retards on the internet to help me talk to you. On a side not whats your favorite kind of porn mine is child

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or both, you ever let someone suck on your toes, while finger blasting your ass Shokka style?

Unless you're not that good in bed and are making excuses (put a smirk emoji) I bet your head games is weak

I have a galaxy s5 and I ain't never seen anything like that. Then again I use Textra but still mang what the fuck

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What does sex feel like?

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or both, you ever let someone suck on your toes, while finger blasting your ass Shokka style?

I'm actually posting all your responses on a website called Sup Forums for strangers who are deciding what I say for entertainment because I'm a faggot

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OP gon get de succ

I'm glad you used mine without me getting winrar.
If winrar send "Hey, you want it and I want it, it doesn't need to be a thing. Lets just fuck."

winrar

I had a fling with this girl before, to be honest. But she has a dude now and turned into a fucking prude. I'm just trying to get sexy time again

Incoming

holy keks that ending.

winrer

What do we roll for faggot

Hitler did nothing Wrong.

You guys are killing me. 5 decides

That's too bad. Wanna see my dick?

I was just kidding. These guys on Sup Forums tood me to say this haha

Here's the thread link:

Fuck off stupid bitch. Let me fuck you or gtfo

Sorry about that, I just sometimes lose myself when I look in to your eyes

Let's have sexy time bby ;)

Rolling for this but with a link to this thread

Wanna smash or no?

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She stopped using emojis u dun goofed

What are you into?

Yeah of course I like feet. Wanna jizz so hard on yours babe

I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

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Please respond.

winnnnnerrr

I usually masterbate till my dick hurts than I keep going

Come on bitch show me some feet

nigger

Nice user

Winrer

Winrars

lemmo smash those feeto

Satan has approved

Babe I'm just messin with ya, I'm actually into strap ons. Get one and you can fuck me all night!!

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I like the consistency of our winrars.

I joke a lot in person. I think she can tell this is a joke.
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I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

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let me worship your feet babe. i can be your foot slave.

I'm completely serious. Please show me your feet asap and I'll show you how I cum on them

I need to cum, show me your tits

I'm serious B, I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

Rolll

what are u into?

She thinks you're drunk m8.

Rolling for "If I don't get a mouth on this dick soon I'm gonna have to suck myself off"

winrar dub 3s

Show me your fucking feet or you'll fucking regret it

alright but lets get serious for a minute: I want to fuck you, and I'm willing to put my foot fetish aside for that. maybe you can warm me up with your soles a lil but thats it.

Looks like I have to take out the trash卍

WinRAR

winrar