What's the oldest you have gone? I met an older lady at Joanne's fabric a few years ago when I was searching for material for a projector screen. She was about 63 I was 34.
Picture is not her, but she fits the general type of woman she was. She was just sweet, never really been too sexually adventurous and wanted to try something new.
Greentext it? Would love to know more
I DEMAND GREENTEXT
when i was 7-15 my aunt molested me, she was 40-45 at the time
Any story?
Sorry to be "that" fag, but I don't know how to green text. But I have so many depraved stories I could probably write a book.
Was working on the road once and so desperate for sex I hooked up with an electric wheel chair bound, FTM beast. But holy fuck if her...his....it's pussy wasn't the tightest I ever had.
I'm a sick depraved fuck!
lucky cunt
43. I was 18.
not particularly. as soon as i could start producing cum she always made me cum deep inside of her. never allowed anal
its not that lucky, plenty of mental baggage. i thought all aunts do it, thats what she told me at the time. when she stopped (i was too old for her) i thought i did something wrong and hated myself
You dont fuck her any more? that sux, dude
Man I wish
I've fucked a 72 y/o man... guessing no one wants me to greentext that one.
she stopped when i was 15 nearing 16. she was a pedo and i was too old by then.
how'd you get from strangers-in-a-fabric-shop to fucking?
I've finger fucked a 100 year old and fucked an 85 year old... thank god for dementia
oh well.
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magic :D
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40 when I was 21.
sooo, rape?
pics or it never happened
>I Went to Joannes for some black out cloth and a few other supplies for a projector screen.
>Get to the store and have no clue what I'm doing, but I had a list of supplies from a youtube video.
>Wandering around the store see a random lady, she looks like she knows how to crochet the shit out of some shit, she probably knows where I can find black out cloth.
>Hey lady, you know where they keep this stuff, show her my list. It's a big list believe me.
>She grabs the list and starts going down it slow
>She gets to the bottom finally, and looks up and says your making some funny curtains, you don't need a staple gun to make curtains.
>I tell her what I'm making and she says Ooohh in that Edith Bunker kinda way. She laughed and slaps then grabs my arm.
>You must be handy she says, my husband was handy like that too she adds. I'll show you where everything is.
I've always wanted to fuck my best friend's mom but i've screwed up
with her. Like a 59 yo tall big woman with big soft ass
>She's showing me where everything is talking up a storm the whole time. I get the whole "The kids don't visit anymore, husband died a few years ago, cats, slow computer "cell phones how do those things work right".
>Feel bad, keep conversation going ask a bunch of questions I really don't want the answers to. No I actually don't care two fucks about the rules to bridge, but listen to her explain for like 15 minutes.
>Start getting this feeling in my gut that I'm an asshole. This lady is lonely and going out of her way to help me and I'm silently being a douche to her in my head.
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I was 37. Still in touch and I can fuck her anytime I want.
One night stand, I was 21, she was 48.
Now I'm 35, my wife of 8 years is 49.
>Somehow get on the subject of her husbands favorite drink. Harvey Wallbanger. Tell her I've never had one, or even heard of one.
>She offers to make me one if I ever come over for a visit because I'm such a nice young man. "Her husband had a very nice bar he built in the basement I just have to see it."
>We have been talking in the store for almost 2 hours. This lady will not shut up, but I'm gonna be nice cuz I was an asshole earlier
>She also offers to sew my blackout cloth.
>Sure why not got nothing better to do since half my afternoon is already gone. Tell her I'll be over in a few hours.
Bump
Keep going op
Fucking old women is the definition of beta.
Women have a use by date: it's 40 years old.
If you're having to fuck one over 40, you should be over 50, and not by choice.
>Doesn't lurk
>Proceeds to post
64 and I was 23. It was really weird at first but then got real good. I was drunk. Also busted a nut inside her. She gave the best blowjobs known to man. She wanted something more serious then I ran off.
>Pull up her house about an hour later with my black out cloth. Her house looks like she's been living there since she was 8 and gunsmoke was still on tv.
>Green on brown on green on brown. Did houses come in any other colors back in the 50's/60's
>Step in the house and everything is beige. Husband died in the late 80's, hasn't re-decorated since Bush was in office, but its clean
>Look over in the corner see an old dusty computer, make mental note to talk about computers otherwise I'll be fixing something that should have been shot 15 years ago.
>Hey do you know anything about computers? Fuck Me In The Ass. "Yeah a thing or two" signing my own death warrant
I doubt anyone chooses to be over fifty
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My oldest isn't really old.
But she was 26, I was 20.
We fucked everyday for like two months. I had my own apartment in Cali, and she used to bring my cigs, buy me beer, food.
Fuck, that was heaven. Unfortunately I had to move back to my home state, my funds went dry.
Older bitches will randomly show up with gifts and let you fuck whenever you want, wherever you want. Shit is nice.
My mom's car fingered me behind her friend
when a girl is going to taste her 2nd cock, she's already a wrecked whore.
when a woman is over 30, she's only interesting for archeologist betas.
a women over 35 is literally unfuckable -- but since people do fuck animals, balloons and other shit, some old slut can still get some sex action (clearly the pleasure is limited to "I can brag with friends")
How does a car finger?
How do you find older women that want to fuck with you? I'm not talking about grandmas but rather mid 40 MILFS or something. I'm 21 and I guess some older women might want to have an adventure with a younger guy.
%triforce
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being this newfag
>basically is a fake story posted and reposted million of times by a 12yo gay nigger who updated details of the story every time someone pointed out the absurdly ridicolousness of it
greentext?
Love me some non-consent...
>Preparing to spend next 6 months trying to get this thing to turn on. Fuck it, she's gonna sew by blackout cloth I guess it's a fair trade for my mid-thirties.
>I sit down, she disappears, I stare at all the pictures on the wall, and remember how the kids don't visit or bring the grandchildren anymore. Hit the power button on the emachines.
>She comes back around the corner holding a drink and a laptop.
>Here's your Harvey Wallbanger and I can't figure out how to make my grandchild the backdrop on my screen like my friend has on hers
>awwwwshitnigga.jpg
*italics*
Sign up to POF dating site. Make your age profile 40, but in the text say you're actually 21. Post nice pics of yourself. You'll have middle-aged women sending you their number.
POF?
Plenty of Fish dating website, it's free.
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THIS. Worked for me, I went through an older woman phase.
Not fake at all. I'm 40 and have been on Sup Forums since 2006, but never green texted before. Did what anyone would do and googled it. Problem solved.
Go eat your own cum somewhere faggot. (Which I have done btw, just to see what it tasted like, I was 14)
I'm telling my depraved sex stories and don't need you yelling fake like some school girl telling on Johnny in class
Femanon.
Fucked a 19 year old woman when I was 38. Fake tits, but otherwise great body.
Also at 19, dated a 56 year old man. Hands down the absolute best sex I have ever had in my life. Drifted into a relationship, only to discover that great sex does not make a great relationship.
Hooked up with a guy in his early 70s when I was 20, didn't really work for me. Great guy, but far too nice.
Believe it or not, I'm still in touch with the guy 37 years older than me, but we no longer fuck.
Youngest I've gone is 21 when I was 28.
>femanon
You know the drill
Op hurry the fuck up whats going on u left hand typing ?
i fucked a 49 year old when i was 29, that's the furthest out of my age bracket. i fucked more than one of my high school friends moms but that was then. i nailed my friends mom and sister once when i was about 21 , but not at the same time
Seconded
i fucked a 52 year old i met on pof it was a good site for fucking older women i was 35 or 36 at the time, current gf is 48 and im 39 now
oh, and one other thing. why did no one tell me that i'm not allowed to have sex with my friends sisters? i got into more damn trouble like that, but for some reason nobody remembered to fill me in on the fact that i wasn't supposed to do that. whiskey tango foxtrot?
fuck, wife just woke up. Long story short, porn pop up came on her laptop and we started talking about porn and how she never watched it. few hours and drinks later we end up having sex. Not great, not bad just kinda meh for me. But I dicked her like an 18 year old getting his first piece.
Had sex a few other times, out of sympathy.
been fucking my friends mom who is 59, I am 21
I paid for sex with an escort that claimed to be 50 (so probably was more like 55-60) when I was 24. It was gross and she was also pretty fat (at least 200 pounds) so couldn't/wouldn't do any positions besides missionary. Her house also reeked of cigarettes, I had to throw all my clothes immediately in the laundry.
Worst 200 bucks I ever spent. You may be wondering "why", and the answer is because I was drunk and she was the only one on backpage responding to my texts.
do it
$200? Are you stupid?
I only pay around $80.
>200 bucks
>200 pounds
>200 cigs
>60 fucking years old rekt whore
man, I love Sup Forums.
It always cures my depression with a unstoppable bursts of loud laughters.
200/hour was the standard on backpage in that town at the time. 150/hour was seen occasionally but they raise their rates quick.
I don't do street whores.
Nobody else is upset that op didnt finish his story?? Wtf god dammit this is bullshit
just reminding you all that you will all be 60 years old one day, unless you die before you make it. many of my friends never made it to 50.
i was young once. youth is fleeting. make the best of it while you have it.
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was 26
instant regret
hooked up with a friends mom, she was 45 at the time, i was 16 , they lived in our apt building, older ladies horny af
holy fuck..
my mom sucked my dick when I was 20. I was a pathetic virgin always crying that I couldn't get any girls and just wanted to know what it was like. It was awkward as hell and we never spoke of it again, and it just made my mental state worse afterward because all I could think about was wanting to fuck my mom.
I used BP and no one actually stays an hour. You just fuck and then leave.
explain youself
>older ladies horny af
especially the ones that are single divorced moms. i know, that's a fucking cliche, but it's still true
I think I'll give my 77 yo great aunt a go. She seems like she needs a dicking. I'm 39
you've got to find the ones that allow "msog". But yeah most are one and done and will kick you out even if you've only been there 10 minutes. I prefer more relaxed GFE style experiences where I don't have to get anxious about wasting my one and only load.
tryforce
basically:
200/hour = 1600/day = 8000/week
50 workweeks/year = $400k/year and no tax.
Man, a fucking vagoo is 0.4 million dollars per year. And this is just "the base standard".
then it's more than 0.4 millions/year for a 60yo wrecked vagoo.
wtf... US standards.
even the best whores don't do that many bookings in a day. It's good pay but very inconsistent unless you live in a very large city. But then there's a lot more competition.
Besides, it's a crime, they wouldn't do it if it didn't pay well.
turned out it was a 55yo tranny sporting a huge black cock
that's true, i know my loser buddy that i rented a room to, he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, so he had this hooker that came over every two weeks when he got his paycheck. $100/hour but if he came in 10 minutes, that was it, she was out the door. she always tried to get me to go a round with her, i said fuck that, i don't have to pay for pussy. god i hated her, but that's the only ass that poor fucker could get
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>$100/hour but if he came in 10 minutes, that was it, she was out the door
that's $100/dude, not $100/hour.
Then if she gets 20 fucking dudes, it's two grands and no taxes.
she was married, not really into her, was just the heat of the moment
continue man
that's the thing, potential income vs. reall world. i've spent my whole life as a contractor, i could potentially bill $75/hr for 45 hours a week, but i never had that much business. and seriously, that pussy would be wrecked in short order if it was .4 million a year, right?
I used to have a regular girl I saw a lot who was the perfect whore, I eventually wore her down to 80 bucks a visit and she'd hang out for a few hours if she wasn't getting any other calls watching tv/drinking my beer and I'd cum anywhere from 2-4 times.
Eventually she got into heroin though and is now married to a nigger and had two of his kids (I still stalk her facebook occasionally).
Pics of nigger loving heroin addict?
>that's $100/dude, not $100/hour.
but that's the thing, she always claimed "$100/hr"
another reason i hated her bitch ass. i wouldn't have fucked her for free. i just didn't like her and the shit she did to people
she was divorced white mom with 2 kids, decent looking -but guys don't want instant family, so she was in need of some sex, glad to provide!
it's like the All You Can Eat thing, you pay $10 but even if you eat literally anything you can grab, 99% of the time you cost less than $10 of goods.
>Pics of nigger loving heroin addict?
that's exactly what i was thinking. pics pics pics. preferably with a hypo hanging out of her arm or her toe
her pics are all blurry as fuck, but this is her shortly before going down the heroin/nigger spiral
the funny thing is before heroin she would always complain to me about nigger clients
> was 21 she was 43
> worked in a fine dining restuarant through uni. head waiter there
> Most of the regulars knew me and i knew a lot about the over the 4 years.
> Jessica is having a brithday dinner with her other middleaged rich pals.
> They stay till close (1am) and are still drinking some of our best wines and whiskeys
> They insist me and the manager join them to finish the booze before they are kicked out
> After drinks there we end back at her town house about 10 mins away
> About 7 people are there
> She links her arm with mine and goes about telling everyone how handsome she thinks i am etc.
> I always flirt with the women that come in because tips and generally good for networking
> Tell her i think shes quite a catch and doesnt look a day over 30. (she really did look good for a 43y.o. Classy woman and in shape)
> She is eating that shit up.
> topping my champagne up and having her arms around me the whole time.
> Fast forward and everyone is leaving one by one. I try to leave a few times (even though i wanted to fuck her it was just weird to be the last one to leave in that situation with all her friends there)
> She keeps telling me to stay a little longer etc etc
> finally everyone leaves and im like guess i should get going, but im giving her the look like 'i can stay if you want'
> shes right up in my face telling me i should stay a little longer.
> Obviously i take my queue and start kissing her and go into autopilot mode.
More?
> pic sort of related
she looked like sienna. Short hair, skinny blonde english woman.
maybe a little less hot face than sienna but not by much.
not much of a story
> meet on craigslist
> drive to his house
> fucking hour drive. why'd i do that. plenty of geezers in my local area looking for a 22 y/o to pound their shit box
> breath smells of smoke
> tongue bumpy with thousands of failed tongue cancers
> fuck his asshole. surprisingly clean
> late so I stay the night
> spends the whole night scratching me with his gross toenails
> next morning says "wow we were up so late ;)" like me trying to sleep while he scratches the shit out of my legs is sexy
Moral: never go too old. Not because they're "gross and wrinkly" but because they're retarded.
>All You Can Eat
that's one phrase i never really wanted to hear or see in the same post with the word whore and/or hooker